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Wheat thins with onion slivers and Colby Jack cheese squares, before and after being finished for 11 seconds on high in the microwave
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Wheat thins with onion slivers and Colby Jack cheese squares, before and after being finished for 11 seconds on high in the microwave


Wheat thins with onion slivers and Colby Jack cheese squares, before and after being finished for 11 seconds on high in the microwave

by Johnny_Carcinogenic

39 Comments

  1. Tasty-Performer6669

    ![gif](giphy|3oz8xJMqgSbdtfiWre)

  2. CurlySquareBrace

    Do you not own a plate or a roll of paper towels

  5. AdministrativeCar677

    Why are they just dogging it in there

  6. Feet-on-land

    I’ve done something similar to this but the mini onion slice is gourmet. V impressed

  8. sign-through

    looks like some kind of demonstration in a science textbook

    visually pleasing in a weird way

  11. MyRedditAccountSuckz

    All you need is a thin slice of beef and they’ll be more hearty than a mcdonalds burger

  15. Funkeydote

    Use a plate, you barbaric philistine! Ignoring my previous sentence, this looks pretty decent. I would have added ham, bologna, pepperoni, or etc.

  18. No-Celebration3097

    How about a dab of mustard or some other condiment?

  20. Blowback_

    My God man, at least use a paper towel. Don’t be this guy ever again.

  22. l_like_lots_of_stuff

    Bro using the safest microwave safe plate.

  23. Prettyprettygewd

    I fuckin love this post, and the rage you knew it would inspire.

  25. DryMeet944

    I know your standards are low but plates are kind of rock bottom standards

  26. Spare_Iron127

    Make it with salami next time and bake that in the oven… add an olive it’s so goddamn good

  29. TheSnoFarmer

    Bro put them at the very least on a piece of paper towel wtf

  30. TheSnoFarmer

    I have never heard onion slivers and wheat thins even in the same conversation

  31. IrresponsibleKitten

    Letting ur microwave get greasy????? you can treat yourself better than that 🫤

  32. f1sh77

    So how did you serve these? Pop them on a napkin or a plate? Did you take the whole glass tray out of the microwave? Stand in front of the microwave and eat them one by one?

  33. RAZRr1275

    …did you clean your microwave before this and are you going to clean it after?

  35. Smell_That

    Replace the onion with a piece of marshmallow if you’re ever getting the itch of the sweet tooth.

  36. breadexpert69

    Probably better with unmelted cheese tbh