All of my 3 eggs had double yolk this morning. Is this some sort of signal?

by TlacuacheEncabronado

48 Comments

  1. I think this is your opportunity to meet god if you were atheist beforehand

  2. GerswinDevilkid

    It is a signal. Your customers needed more protein and the universe provided!

  3. skyywalker1009

    I think one is an omen of fertility, but multiple can be an omen of death in the family. Or not. Believe what you want.

  4. Mal_Havok

    omen that we accidentally bought the double yolk carton of eggs

  5. hypno4you

    Your grocery store sells double yoke eggs by the dozen…check the carton

  6. Howcanyoubecertain

    Those hens all got the same blast of growth hormones 

  7. FeminineSalamander

    Oh, I thought I was in r/weirdeggs for a sec

  8. Affectionate_Ad_3091

    This feels like a triple rainbow kind of situation.

  9. fatsmilyporkchop

    Old school chef told me this happens after you knock a girl up.

  10. Once had an entire carton where all the eggs were doubles. I figure some chickens are just way more prone to laying double yolk eggs

  11. ranaparvus

    Your supplier had to refresh his flock mid season – this usually happens with new layers, in spring.

  12. NelyafinweMaitimo

    It means you got a batch of eggs from a batch of hens that are all about the same age, and are fairly young. Double yolks is more common in younger hens, and egg farms switch out their layers in batches to maximize egg production from young, prolific birds. They usually retire after a year and a half and different things can happen to them at that point (sold to hobby farmers/as pets, slaughtered, sent to a livestock rescue, etc).

    Source: I looked into this when I used to have backyard hens. I had some retired commercial layers and they made cute pets and good layers

  13. Buy a lotto or drop $10 into a slot machine. Call her on your way out and do that thing you’ve been wanting to do

  14. Appropriate-Series80

    Your side piece is pregnant, deal with that as you want..

  15. Wise-Papaya-1091

    Soooo, would these eggs hatch into two chickens?

  16. Bog_warrior

    I got a whole dozen doubles one time in 2006 and it really creeped me out. I didn’t eat eggs for years after that.

  17. zeppismom

    My mom used to say its an old wives’ tale… you will have twins!

  18. kingtacticool

    Don’t buy a lottery ticket. Ya done blew your luck on an extra tasty breakfast. Whomp whomp

  19. Sequoia_Vin

    OP, you are either going to be a dad or a mom, but congrats on the twins

  20. EveningCollection744

    The gods of the line have spoken. You are the next sacrifice.

  21. GreenTfan

    I had two eggs like this today, but I do buy the “jumbo” size. Seems more likely to happen with the bigger eggs.

  22. Tsunamiis

    I mean they sell packages these days that are all double yolks

  23. Embarrassed_Good_118

    Yes you’re going to be rich in 3 days!

  24. It’s a sign that you bought the extra large eggs. They’re almost always all double yolk

  25. Gaiasnavel

    Breakfast cook here. This almost never happens with large eggs. That’s all we ever buy and I’ve got doubles once in three years