All of my 3 eggs had double yolk this morning. Is this some sort of signal?
All of my 3 eggs had double yolk this morning. Is this some sort of signal?
by TlacuacheEncabronado
48 Comments
mcsabas
I think this is your opportunity to meet god if you were atheist beforehand
GerswinDevilkid
It is a signal. Your customers needed more protein and the universe provided!
skyywalker1009
I think one is an omen of fertility, but multiple can be an omen of death in the family. Or not. Believe what you want.
fisch312
Triples is best
Mal_Havok
omen that we accidentally bought the double yolk carton of eggs
hypno4you
Your grocery store sells double yoke eggs by the dozen…check the carton
JonasBona
I should call her
JonasBona
I should call her
Howcanyoubecertain
Those hens all got the same blast of growth hormones
FeminineSalamander
Oh, I thought I was in r/weirdeggs for a sec
Affectionate_Ad_3091
This feels like a triple rainbow kind of situation.
fatsmilyporkchop
Old school chef told me this happens after you knock a girl up.
_Jacques
Once had an entire carton where all the eggs were doubles. I figure some chickens are just way more prone to laying double yolk eggs
ranaparvus
Your supplier had to refresh his flock mid season – this usually happens with new layers, in spring.
NelyafinweMaitimo
It means you got a batch of eggs from a batch of hens that are all about the same age, and are fairly young. Double yolks is more common in younger hens, and egg farms switch out their layers in batches to maximize egg production from young, prolific birds. They usually retire after a year and a half and different things can happen to them at that point (sold to hobby farmers/as pets, slaughtered, sent to a livestock rescue, etc).
Source: I looked into this when I used to have backyard hens. I had some retired commercial layers and they made cute pets and good layers
Iamthewalrusforreal
Your woman is pregnant, friend.
PlateOpinion3179
Triple yoked up on a Sunday???
pinkyepsilon
Yes, we are in the troubled times now
gr3atch33s3
Buy a lotto ticket
planeage
Buy a lotto or drop $10 into a slot machine. Call her on your way out and do that thing you’ve been wanting to do
Status_Concert_4320
It means you have to shoot Reagan
Appropriate-Series80
Your side piece is pregnant, deal with that as you want..
mynameisnotsparta
Play 6 on the roulette wheel.
UndiscoveredSite22
The chem trails are working.
KDotDot88
Run! His coming!
Chemical_Target_581
Hail Satan.
Wise-Papaya-1091
Soooo, would these eggs hatch into two chickens?
LaChingon
Buy a lottery ticket
Bog_warrior
I got a whole dozen doubles one time in 2006 and it really creeped me out. I didn’t eat eggs for years after that.
zeppismom
My mom used to say its an old wives’ tale… you will have twins!
kingtacticool
Don’t buy a lottery ticket. Ya done blew your luck on an extra tasty breakfast. Whomp whomp
AvidAth3ist
You’re pregnant! Lmao
WhiteGuyLying_OnTv
You’re pregnant @OP
Sequoia_Vin
OP, you are either going to be a dad or a mom, but congrats on the twins
EveningCollection744
The gods of the line have spoken. You are the next sacrifice.
AnxietyFine3119
The hostess is having your twins.
NacresR
That’s a lot of twins
Hershlord
You’re going to have twins!!!
baked_bryce
Congrats on knocking up the bartender!
OddGuarantee6863
Double Yokers
GreenTfan
I had two eggs like this today, but I do buy the “jumbo” size. Seems more likely to happen with the bigger eggs.
Tsunamiis
I mean they sell packages these days that are all double yolks
Forsaken-Owl1720
Abundance! Gratefulness. 🫶🏼
Embarrassed_Good_118
Yes you’re going to be rich in 3 days!
RW_McRae
It’s a sign that you bought the extra large eggs. They’re almost always all double yolk
Gaiasnavel
Breakfast cook here. This almost never happens with large eggs. That’s all we ever buy and I’ve got doubles once in three years
48 Comments
I think this is your opportunity to meet god if you were atheist beforehand
It is a signal. Your customers needed more protein and the universe provided!
I think one is an omen of fertility, but multiple can be an omen of death in the family. Or not. Believe what you want.
Triples is best
omen that we accidentally bought the double yolk carton of eggs
Your grocery store sells double yoke eggs by the dozen…check the carton
I should call her
I should call her
Those hens all got the same blast of growth hormones
Oh, I thought I was in r/weirdeggs for a sec
This feels like a triple rainbow kind of situation.
Old school chef told me this happens after you knock a girl up.
Once had an entire carton where all the eggs were doubles. I figure some chickens are just way more prone to laying double yolk eggs
Your supplier had to refresh his flock mid season – this usually happens with new layers, in spring.
It means you got a batch of eggs from a batch of hens that are all about the same age, and are fairly young. Double yolks is more common in younger hens, and egg farms switch out their layers in batches to maximize egg production from young, prolific birds. They usually retire after a year and a half and different things can happen to them at that point (sold to hobby farmers/as pets, slaughtered, sent to a livestock rescue, etc).
Source: I looked into this when I used to have backyard hens. I had some retired commercial layers and they made cute pets and good layers
Your woman is pregnant, friend.
Triple yoked up on a Sunday???
Yes, we are in the troubled times now
Buy a lotto ticket
Buy a lotto or drop $10 into a slot machine. Call her on your way out and do that thing you’ve been wanting to do
It means you have to shoot Reagan
Your side piece is pregnant, deal with that as you want..
Play 6 on the roulette wheel.
The chem trails are working.
Run! His coming!
Hail Satan.
Soooo, would these eggs hatch into two chickens?
Buy a lottery ticket
I got a whole dozen doubles one time in 2006 and it really creeped me out. I didn’t eat eggs for years after that.
My mom used to say its an old wives’ tale… you will have twins!
Don’t buy a lottery ticket. Ya done blew your luck on an extra tasty breakfast. Whomp whomp
You’re pregnant! Lmao
You’re pregnant @OP
OP, you are either going to be a dad or a mom, but congrats on the twins
The gods of the line have spoken. You are the next sacrifice.
The hostess is having your twins.
That’s a lot of twins
You’re going to have twins!!!
Congrats on knocking up the bartender!
Double Yokers
I had two eggs like this today, but I do buy the “jumbo” size. Seems more likely to happen with the bigger eggs.
I mean they sell packages these days that are all double yolks
Abundance! Gratefulness. 🫶🏼
Yes you’re going to be rich in 3 days!
It’s a sign that you bought the extra large eggs. They’re almost always all double yolk
Breakfast cook here. This almost never happens with large eggs. That’s all we ever buy and I’ve got doubles once in three years
Play the powerball
Yes. You like butts.