War crimes on a budget.

You all know those specific plates, but just in case: Spoons, down the Morecambe way. 6.59 for large breakfast + 0.57 for the toms (possibly Chernobyl grown). Another slice of toast is somewhere to the side because I was too busy being delightfully confused with picking this apart. Before someone says that I shouldn't whinge about expecting gourmet from Spoons, I will whinge anyway as it is my right as a mostly British person. It was still edible, aye, but you know it's less than ideal when Lurpak packets were the best part of it.