My chaos charcuterie board… I call it rat girl dinner.
Blackberries, chunchy sunbutter, pitted dates, hass avocado, purple onion, tinned squid in garlic oil, pickled carrots and sliced mini cucumbers.
by ladyvamplips
38 Comments
redclawotter
all of that looks amazing except plain tinned squid and raw onions is madness
holdmymawashi
This is a thing of beauty 🙌🏻💖
oniiichanUwU
Love me some chunchy sun butter
Tomavogic
I would happily eat that with you and leave you nothing haha
Excellent_Law6906
10/10, would demolish.
ghoulnextdoor42
That looks awesome tbh Live your best rat life
lemonloth
It looks chaotic and good, bur I can’t find the charcuterie part of the board. I’d still eat it.
fauxanonymity_
A meal fit for u/Upset_Upstairs6166!
Pinglenook
There is nothing charcuterie about this and it’s not really a board either but it looks great!
MapleBaconNurps
Wrong sub, this looks fucking delicious
Ornery-Practice9772
The avo needs freshly squeezed lemon juice and salt👌👌
glitter_witch
The word you want is “crudité board,” which is a thing you should look into for inspiration that will fit your dietary restrictions. 🙂 Looks good as is, definitely not shitty!
Sheepherder-Optimal
Do you have pet rats you’re feeding that to?
AnotherOption23
Looks great to me 🤷♂️
JoMammasWitness
What, are you a penguin or what?
UntestedMethod
I like your rat girl style
Otrada
That looks like you went for that garbage bin full of food waste aesthetic but it technically all looks fine to eat
TenebrousSage
That looks more like a crudites than a charcuterie.
Ecstatic_Jicama_6987
What brand is that squid?
moonferal
My ex gf and I used to pick through the bag of our rat’s food and eat all the banana chips 💀
BlueberryPersonal581
I could see a little rat knowing away at this.
feelybeurre
Where is the charcuterie though ?
The_Human_Composer
raccoon girl dinner
ExtraBreadPls
This is the plate they set out for river otters in the zoo
NASTYCANASTA98
type shit
Cocaine_monkey
Where’s the charcuterie?
Rough_Pianist1801
There is no charcute, c’est abusé d’appeler ça une planche de charcute
spiteful-vengeance
The guy version of this would be a literal dead rat.
Lightly roasted if we’re fancy.
oflimiteduse
Ada Rook fan? Rat Kid lifestyle
balla148
I call it compost
DragonScrivner
This is crudite with a can of squid lol. The blackberries look gorgeous
Doofindork
I’m not a fan of raw onion, but aside from that this looks like a damn feast. Good mix of fresh, sweet, and crunchy.
gareth789
Banging!
Mklingy
Yall just nibblin on onions like that? 😞
BigBrrrrrrr22
🎶Rat girl dinner, rat girl dinner rat giiiiiirl diiiiiinner🎶
Twitch84
That’ll show the toilet bowl who’s boss.
ish0ldb3working
Looks like compost
baguette_over_it
But… There’s no charcuterie on there though ? That’s just a veggie board.
38 Comments
all of that looks amazing except plain tinned squid and raw onions is madness
This is a thing of beauty 🙌🏻💖
Love me some chunchy sun butter
I would happily eat that with you and leave you nothing haha
10/10, would demolish.
That looks awesome tbh
Live your best rat life
It looks chaotic and good, bur I can’t find the charcuterie part of the board. I’d still eat it.
A meal fit for u/Upset_Upstairs6166!
There is nothing charcuterie about this and it’s not really a board either but it looks great!
Wrong sub, this looks fucking delicious
The avo needs freshly squeezed lemon juice and salt👌👌
The word you want is “crudité board,” which is a thing you should look into for inspiration that will fit your dietary restrictions. 🙂 Looks good as is, definitely not shitty!
Do you have pet rats you’re feeding that to?
Looks great to me 🤷♂️
What, are you a penguin or what?
I like your rat girl style
That looks like you went for that garbage bin full of food waste aesthetic but it technically all looks fine to eat
That looks more like a crudites than a charcuterie.
What brand is that squid?
My ex gf and I used to pick through the bag of our rat’s food and eat all the banana chips 💀
I could see a little rat knowing away at this.
Where is the charcuterie though ?
raccoon girl dinner
This is the plate they set out for river otters in the zoo
type shit
Where’s the charcuterie?
There is no charcute, c’est abusé d’appeler ça une planche de charcute
The guy version of this would be a literal dead rat.
Lightly roasted if we’re fancy.
Ada Rook fan? Rat Kid lifestyle
I call it compost
This is crudite with a can of squid lol. The blackberries look gorgeous
I’m not a fan of raw onion, but aside from that this looks like a damn feast. Good mix of fresh, sweet, and crunchy.
Banging!
Yall just nibblin on onions like that? 😞
🎶Rat girl dinner, rat girl dinner rat giiiiiirl diiiiiinner🎶
That’ll show the toilet bowl who’s boss.
Looks like compost
But… There’s no charcuterie on there though ? That’s just a veggie board.