Gas station pizza

by NoobToothFairy

29 Comments

  1. DetroitLionsThreads

    Do you want a zombie outbreak? Because this is how you get a zombie outbreak

  2. a_spicy_meata_balla

    I feel like my fingers would come away wet with something if I touched that.

  3. Ada_Kaleh22

    2 euros for that?

    I almost feel that if you put it in the oven for 5-7 minutes we could be good here. but that’s gotta be the wrong cheese…

    I say crime

  4. Prince_Breakfast

    Looks like a toxic waste hazard from a late 90’s video game.

  5. Effective-Ad-5842

    Looks like they cut one giant sheet of cheese and placed it on top.

  6. How about one olive on your pizza, make sure to pick one that has exactly the same color as the cheese.

  7. AcrobaticChoice9859

    Not a question of guilt. The only question is sentencing

  8. less-than-James

    It looks like it’s about to release spores.

  9. welding_guy_from_LI

    Looks like they are trying to mock Altoona

  10. Upset_Journalist_755

    It’s upsetting because the crust looks nearly perfect.

  11. No_Food_5832

    WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. THAT?! You call THAT a pizza? It looks like a BLOODY autopsy on dough! The cheese hasn’t melted, it’s congealed like hospital plastic wrap. That sad little olive in the middle — is that supposed to be a garnish or a tombstone marking the death of Italian cuisine?

  12. not-me-jessie

    i once posted a pickle pizza here thinking it was a crime, but now i truly know what a true offense is what needs to be brought to justice.

  13. LegallyPetty95

    That’s what your stomach and bowels will look like

  14. YorkiesandSneakers

    Cheese and bread. Probably still at least decent.

  15. HereForTools

    Could have fooled me. Definitely thought that was cardboard, ketchup, and Kraft cheese.

  16. TartPrimary

    This can’t be in the USA no way. Or maybe I’m blessed with the selections of Circle K, 7/11, and QT

  17. Foldtrayvious

    As an avid connoisseur of gas station pizza (other than Casey’s) I can assure you that this is an absolute belly bomb that maxes out your average Geiger counter.