I am throwing a Goodbye Uterus party for a coworker who just returned from having a hysterectomy. She wants a charcoochie board (spelled it that way as a joke before realizing how perfect it was for the theme), but I have never made one in my life. All I know is that she likes white cheddar. No meat will be included due to vegetarian guests. I would like to arrange the items in the shape of a uterus if possible. What should I include as far as cheese, crackers, fruit? Should I include hummus/dips, cookies, chocolate, jam, etc? Is it difficult to make flowers out of fruit? I included reference ideas that I found online. I don’t have a wooden charcoochie board to put everything on, but we work in a kitchen so I will prob use a giant tray for the base and line it with parchment. I also need to build a ramp of some kind along with a jacuzzi (Kitchen Confidential subreddit jokes).
by MortaBella77
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She just said she likes Townhouse Original crackers.
Don’t put the crackers on the board, it will detract from your intended uterus design. Perhaps you could use a half papaya for the uterus and half dragon fruit for the ovaries? Fill in around the fruits with sliced cheeses, chocolates, small sweets. Do not include flowers on the board unless they are edible.