I know crime was committed, I just don’t have the strength to convict
The pizza was still fresh in the box… A murder most foul.
by utterlyuncool
23 Comments
Gpeanut2009pupper
NOOOOOO
andrs901
Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to put this crime on trial. The accused party, despite its obvious guilt, is way too cute to be convicted.
Rob_LeMatic
No signs of remorse
welding_guy_from_LI
That face is innocent .. not guilty
Dylz155
PizzaCat 🍕
DavieStBaconStan
Boops!
SoloDeath1
I move to acquit.
Reason: Cat.
CATNIP_IS_CRACK
As judge, jury, executioner, and a lover of pizza Princess Beans finds the defendant innocent of all charges. If anyone has any further complaints at this time the Princess advises them to shut up.
You can visit r/legalcatadvice if you need an explanation of why no crime occurred here.
_darling_clementine
that’s not pizza that’s a heating pad 😾
LeatherCategory3860
Cat must be banished for all eternity.
No-Top-4139
CallidoraBlack
r/catsonpizza
dhw1015
GuiLty!
VincetheVance
No crime. Cat fits, cat sits
Doctah_Fauci
Imagine training your cat not to do this. I’m just grateful these people don’t own dogs.
TheImpossiblyPossibl
I don’t think Mr mittens is the one on trial right now. I think it’s you for not sharing . Obviously you gave the pizza more attention. It’s reverse order you give the Gods their attention first then us lowly creatures chosen by the cats get to humbly ask if we can eat in peace. The answer is usually no but a pepperoni should suffice. Then you take that pizza and jam it in your mouth.
DiscountPrice41
I mean it was a croatian nationalist party pizza, it prob sucked anyway.
CoolioDurulio
Next time you feed them you should put their food in a plastic bag and smash it before feeding it to them
nachosmmm
Not guilty on the account of cuteness
ShadowMask87
I’ve seen enough scared cats jumping off tables to know that this was just the beginning of operation pizza recovery.
23 Comments
NOOOOOO
Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to put this crime on trial. The accused party, despite its obvious guilt, is way too cute to be convicted.
No signs of remorse
That face is innocent .. not guilty
PizzaCat 🍕
Boops!
I move to acquit.
Reason: Cat.
As judge, jury, executioner, and a lover of pizza Princess Beans finds the defendant innocent of all charges. If anyone has any further complaints at this time the Princess advises them to shut up.
https://preview.redd.it/ixqkyxvt3ulf1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab16ed21cc1346da4a68e6cb85544d9e83572d4
You can visit r/legalcatadvice if you need an explanation of why no crime occurred here.
that’s not pizza that’s a heating pad 😾
Cat must be banished for all eternity.
r/catsonpizza
GuiLty!
No crime. Cat fits, cat sits
Imagine training your cat not to do this. I’m just grateful these people don’t own dogs.
I don’t think Mr mittens is the one on trial right now. I think it’s you for not sharing . Obviously you gave the pizza more attention. It’s reverse order you give the Gods their attention first then us lowly creatures chosen by the cats get to humbly ask if we can eat in peace. The answer is usually no but a pepperoni should suffice. Then you take that pizza and jam it in your mouth.
I mean it was a croatian nationalist party pizza, it prob sucked anyway.
Next time you feed them you should put their food in a plastic bag and smash it before feeding it to them
Not guilty on the account of cuteness
I’ve seen enough scared cats jumping off tables to know that this was just the beginning of operation pizza recovery.
No crime, it’s just a baby
r/CatTrap
Condemned Croatian Cat Criminal!