Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad

NOT THE NAIL. 💀💀💀

I’m newly initiated to the nail girlie club and help!? I’m obviously not okay. 😅 if you listen carefully you can clearly hear me chop it off and then you can clearly hear me bite into it 🫠🫠🫠

Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad on Cranberry Walnut Loaf
-rotisserie chicken
-celery
-shallot
-sweet heat pickled jalapeños
-dried cranberries
-walnuts (toasted if you can)
-dijon mustard
-plain Greek yogurt (just a big spoonful)
-mayo (another big spoonful)
-lemon juice
-salt, pepper, all purpose seasoning
-grapes

I have trauma from the nail but… at least it was a delicious chicken salad sandwich. PSA- go try that bread from Costco, it’s amazing.

I am making girl dinner this evening. Kala is working late. I’m doing something simple for the girls. I am super hungry and basically I’m trying to figure out how I can eat this bread for dinner. This is the cranberry walnut loaf from Costco and it is so good. So, we’re going to make chicken salad and toast up some bread. It’s going to be delicious. I’m just going to take a chunk of rotisserie chicken and chop it up. It is hailing like crazy right now. Celery. We’re going to put a little bit of shallot in there. I literally just chopped off some of my nail. I’m not used to having long nails. I’m going to do some pickled jalapenos. This might sound a little weird, but if you get the hot and sweet ones, they’re so good. They’re just a little bit spicy and kind of sweet. Dried cranberries. Walnuts. I recommend you toast them, but I’m not going to because I’m lazy. Dressing stuff, a little bit of don mustard, some Greek yogurt, a little bit of mayonnaise, lemon juice, salt, pepper, and then just your favorite allpurpose seasoning. I’m using this one. My goal is chunky here. That was my nail. I just ate my nail. Love that. I’m going to get a nice slice of this and toast it up. Like look at that. All right, we’re going in. I forgot the grapes. Amateur hour. Make it with grapes. Amazing.