Gluten free crust, no cheese. I’m not going to lie. I don’t hate it.
by UprightJoe
39 Comments
figbott
How’s the rest of the marriage going?
Filthiest_Tleilaxu
This is a challenge for me because a pizza without cheese is just bread and sauce but I’d eat this.
Briianz
Odd, but not crimeworthy. Innocent!
sprinklywinks
braklikesbeans
well i hate it enough for all 3 of us
Jas_A_Hook
Where is the cheese
DeceptiJon
That looks depressing
Sketch_Beast
When’s the rest of it arriving?
Bozo_dubbed_over
Not guilty!
anfrind
Is she sensitive to wheat and dairy?
If so, it’s not a crime.
Upset_Assumption9610
I see clear reason for divorce.
Competitive-Unit6937
It’s a tasty cracker for the lactose intolerant. I’ve had these at work when someone screws up the non gluten part, crispy crust with a smidgen of sauce and just the right herbs. Yeah, not bad at all. Basically fancy italian toast.
No-Trick-7397
well I’m gluten free and vegan but vegan cheese exists so yeah there’s no excuse
EverythingBOffensive
looks like the easiest pizza to make at home
kingotho
Gluten free crust Id skip. Otherwise I see nothing wrong with
Scrotalphetamines
Gettinbaked69
Your wife is going to hate prison pizza.
Literature-Just
She gets a ticket for this one.
SubstanceNo1544
Who fucked those veggies 26 ways from Tuesday with a butter knife?!?
Slow-Advantage-1865
It’s not a crime to not have cheese on a pizza
2Punchbowl
It looks like the day the pizza died
danhoyle
No cheese, no pizza
AggravatingPlum4301
It’s all about the sauce at this point
Familiar-Function848
No cheese, no pizza
littleredbird1991
At what point is this no longer a pizza and just a flatbread with toppings?
honeyshepherd
Hell yeah
DavieStBaconStan
The cheese is not under the sauce
Nanocephalic
That’s not a pie, it’s an almost-pizza.
ghostfacestealer
Brutal
Ausiwandilaz
I eat most raw veggies, but never shrooms…wait ohh well certain kinds….
honesttruth2703
Good lord, no
notonrexmanningday
Call a lawyer, delete Facebook and hit the gym
dusters
Straight to jail
RMMacFru
I don’t yuck on someone’s dietary restrictions. And honestly, it looks good. Not pizza good, but more of bread sticks and sauce good.
Sorenduscai
…is she pregnant?
KunaSazuki
Your wife is a terrorist and must be stopped at all costs
eggs__and_bacon
I believe this is called the “white lady who knows nothing about health and spends 10+ hours a week on tick tock” special.
Not saying that’s you, but it fits literally everyone in that category.
buttplugpeddler
Being in Wisconsin, I feel personally attacked by the lack of cheese.
Surely some substitute could make this look better at least
39 Comments
How’s the rest of the marriage going?
This is a challenge for me because a pizza without cheese is just bread and sauce but I’d eat this.
Odd, but not crimeworthy. Innocent!
well i hate it enough for all 3 of us
Where is the cheese
That looks depressing
When’s the rest of it arriving?
Not guilty!
Is she sensitive to wheat and dairy?
If so, it’s not a crime.
I see clear reason for divorce.
It’s a tasty cracker for the lactose intolerant. I’ve had these at work when someone screws up the non gluten part, crispy crust with a smidgen of sauce and just the right herbs. Yeah, not bad at all. Basically fancy italian toast.
well I’m gluten free and vegan but vegan cheese exists so yeah there’s no excuse
looks like the easiest pizza to make at home
Gluten free crust Id skip. Otherwise I see nothing wrong with
Your wife is going to hate prison pizza.
She gets a ticket for this one.
Who fucked those veggies 26 ways from Tuesday with a butter knife?!?
It’s not a crime to not have cheese on a pizza
It looks like the day the pizza died
No cheese, no pizza
It’s all about the sauce at this point
No cheese, no pizza
At what point is this no longer a pizza and just a flatbread with toppings?
Hell yeah
The cheese is not under the sauce
That’s not a pie, it’s an almost-pizza.
Brutal
I eat most raw veggies, but never shrooms…wait ohh well certain kinds….
Good lord, no
Call a lawyer, delete Facebook and hit the gym
Straight to jail
I don’t yuck on someone’s dietary restrictions. And honestly, it looks good. Not pizza good, but more of bread sticks and sauce good.
…is she pregnant?
Your wife is a terrorist and must be stopped at all costs
I believe this is called the “white lady who knows nothing about health and spends 10+ hours a week on tick tock” special.
Not saying that’s you, but it fits literally everyone in that category.
Being in Wisconsin, I feel personally attacked by the lack of cheese.
Surely some substitute could make this look better at least
Looks vegan