Dining and Cooking
This Thing On My Plate
In Shitty Food Porn

This Thing On My Plate


I got the fries with the OH MY GOD what have you done to this piece of chicken.

by signmeupnot

44 Comments

  1. Khris777

    This looks like one of these pictures they put on cigarette packets to keep people from smoking.

  3. LemonLord7

    Please tell me the reason it looks like that is cheese

  8. FoxAutomatic8459

    when that plate hits the table, you immediately stand up, leave and don’t say a word.

  9. Gorbanz

    Raw chicken in a diarrhea reduction, with a nice glaze of varnish?

  11. adubstyles

    OP, please fill us in on what happened after they put that literal abortion of a dish down in front of you.

    Is it raw? What is all the shit all over it? Whats the white thing on the side supposed to be?

  12. ChroniclesOfSarnia

    >”Hi, my name is Ralph.

    >
    **Yes, I AM, in fact, a sentient piece of lab-grown human flesh.**

    >Thanks for noticing!”

    – Whatever The Fuck That Shit Is

  15. cmblasi

    You and the lemon bar dude using the same spices?! wtf is all the pink lol love this

  20. UrLocal_Emoboi

    I don’t wanna say exactly what it looks like, but you’d definitely see it in porn.

  21. RavenMarvel

    Please tell me it’s covered in cheese because if not what the fuck am I looking at? 😭

  24. Nick_Carlson_Press

    That looks exactly like a giant tumor I watched some doctors extract from some guys abdomen

  25. jabracadaniel

    what did they do to this chicken? not enough clearly

  26. PretendRelation7924

    ![gif](giphy|RMl2RIcGjdv4GSH1G8)

    Which chicken do you think it came from?

  27. MyNameIsSkittles

    ![gif](giphy|MnpPCugwALAHsTygpd|downsized)

  29. Vanishingf0x

    Idk what that is but even the fries look sad and they are covered in whatever juice on the bottom so will be soggy too.

  34. roggobshire

    Looks like a big ass tumor. What the actual fuck.

  35. rkav44

    Fries, gravy, and cheese? Some of the stuff I’ve seen here, that comes out of actual restaurants, absolutely amazes me 😆

  37. Fine-Pangolin-8393

    The French call it poutine

    ![gif](giphy|ENrFGFiFodb19gl6MV)

  38. SuspiciousSack

    Ah, soft feathered chicken, get em while they’re molting.

  40. restfulkitten52

    Was it marinated in Italian dressing and gave up before it made it to the grill?

  41. Mypopsecrets

    Chicken tartare with a large fry from McDonald’s

  43. koolaidismything

    Like a cancerous tumor removal. I was getting hungry too.. gross.

  44. GirthyPigeon

    Fries with giant’s scrotum and jellyfish. Delish.