
All y’all complaining about how hard it is to toast bread for a club sandwich. Did y’all just forget that toasters exist?? Do none of y’all have a toaster??? Anyone else toast bread in a conveyor or a regular toaster or, in the pizza oven?? It takes like 50 seconds to toast 100 slices of bread in the pizza oven, that’s enough for like at least a couple club sandwiches.
by PhreshProduce
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This is my favorite subreddit meta since cubes.
Fuck it. I’m getting a club sandwich.
Way to go. Now everyone will want one. Toaster, that is.
If you stack the club sando high enough it becomes a cube.

Those toasters aren’t as fast as you’d think. Like motherfuckers out there aren’t asking for lightly toasted and well toasted, and the slippery fingerprint mess that is in toasted.
This was on my mind all day. Like seriously, get a toaster oven.
The hate and gripe from those about making club sandwiches just shows us that you don’t have your process nailed down yet.
Had one of these thing in the cafeteria at scout camp. Had to feed the damn thing like 50 loaves of generic bread on the morning I was voluntold to be mess hall helper.
A club sandwich is a BLT but way better.
I have never had one of those toasters actually work. Like one would be black the next would be white and a third would be perfect on one half before being white and with black edges, like I’ve never been able to win with it.
I’m wanting to hear more of that ‘slimy green monster’, the avocado. Fuck avocados too apparently
Picture only shows 9 slices of bread. What if someone orders a 4th club???
In theory. In reality the bread constantly gets stuck in there and starts a fire
I get club sandwiches all the time and I’m not even a member
Chef… more n like prep
I’m glad I wasn’t the only person blown away by the guy complaining about making fucking club sandwiches
I love those toasters. But let’s be real. You can’t fit 3 slices of bread in one at the same time like it shows. Not the bread we use at least.
As long as you’re building the inside of the club while the bread is toasting, then slapping it together once done is super quick.
I don’t see the issue people have with making them.
BBQ joints hate the one bitch ass trick.
Just had a club sandwich last week. Was a wonderful experience after not having one for close to ten years.
Is there a model that I can load the loaves like the magazine of a gun?
The club is a fast sandwich like the road runner with that extra slice for go fast power.
I was gone for a day. Were people complaining about toasting bread?
This is the golden opal jellyfish pendant of the jewelry subreddit all over again and I’m living for it xD
I thought the complaint was the quartering and tooth pick spiking lol
OP, you’re really suggesting filling a pizza oven up with bread and flipping them en-masse with a peel?
Clubs can be a nightmare if there’s mods involved. Otherwise its just a sandwich factory 😎
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This machine can make 6,000 club sandwiches an hour. Make room for it on the line.
But we’ll still have line cooks whine that they have to slice avocado (which does NOT belong on club sandwiches) or the amount of bacon they have to cook!
This is implying really hard that the vast majority of people can actually use a toaster like this without setting the bread on fire every other order
If I get one of these, can I get into the Fuck Club?
I know we’re having fun but let’s not act like we all haven’t had a random food item that just got under our skin.
I have a few clubs on my menu, now I’m blowing it up into it’s own category now. A chef complaining about chefing lol
I never had problems making them in a diner, and we did plenty. So I’ve never thought twice about ordering one. But now I will think twice. And order two. I love fucking club sandwiches. Y’all just ain’t in the fucking club.
I made a couple club sandwiches at home for my wife and I for yesterday’s lunch. I had to make her and my son a couple before I came to work today. Is this my life now?
Ah hells yes, a rack to hold my bread while I wait for space to open up on the flat-top so I can toast it! AND BONUS, it has a heat lamp to keep already toasted bread warm while I toast more bread!
This may actually be the most meta sub I’m a part of.
Someone say club sandos?