I went to a buffet in a supermarket for dinner and saw this atrocity. An egg pizza.
To this day I wonder what went through the pizza chef's head.
by Jazzlike-Dig-1758
37 Comments
Starshipmaneuver
Looks like low quality breakfast pizza, or low quality quiche.
Impossible-Number206
ok that’s bad and all but wtf is the abomination below it? It looks like a pizza version of the nasty patty from spongebob
ElAwesomeo0812
Honestly it looks like a breakfast pizza to me. Casey’s had a great breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. The egg doesn’t make it a crime it just looks like a sad pizza in general.
LifeLikeAGrapefruit
I love eggs. I’d eat it. Fuck it.
dumb-brunettebitch
Okay, so breakfast pizzas are a thing. Eggs on a pizza are fairly common… but they’re usually scrambled with cheese. The formatting is just unusual. With heavy heart I’m sending this pizza to jail.
M-ABaldelli
I mean it’s one thing to go with egg on a pizza, but never sunny side up… I’m with the OP on “what was going through the chef’s head” and unfortunately the only answer I have is “bath salts”.
MickDubble
If you go to Italy an egg in the center of your pizza is super common. However this pizza just looks bad.
AmandaTheNudist
Why is it that you can put fried egg on a burger and nobody bats an eye, fried egg in any number of Chinese dishes and everyone’s totally cool with that. But fried egg on a pizza, oh no, that’s a crime?
CumishaJones
Chuck on some crispy bacon … breakfast pizza
loqi0238
One of the best pizzas I’ve ever had was the breakfast pizza with bacon, egg, and cheese from some place called Pinks or something like that. Was in Miami.
elevenoneone
The breakfast pizza at Racetrack gas station looks better than that.
Pressed_Sunflowers
This actually seems like a decent idea.
Porterhouse417good
Was it really? It kinda looks like shukshuka w/o enough tomatoes 😯🤔
Porterhouse417good
Or maybe that was their attempt at a breakfast pizza?
phznmshr
I get this at a Ukrainian pub in my town. It’s a cheese pizza with fried eggs on top. It’s the best pizza I’ve ever had. Not a crime. It’s delicious.
DapperDroidLifter
We have to stop with the obsession of an egg on something makes it “tier” or better in some way. This doesn’t look bad but to me, egg doesn’t belong on pizza.
To each their own.
BlanchDaddius
I mean…would.
DamnedDirtyHuman
“I went to a buffet in a supermarket for dinner…”
Sir you were guilty of multiple crimes before you witnessed that pizza.
Downtown_Anteater_38
Better than pineapple
Kookytoo
That one in front of it is the real crime. Id s Demolish the egg pizza!
DenialNode
While that doesnt look well executed, i see no crime here
Description_Friendly
Those aren’t eggs. Those are judging eyes seeing how low you have sunk and how ashamed you should be.
joemktom
I’m more concerned about what’s on the other, purple and orange stuff?
WerewolvesAreReal
I’ve had a delicious pizza with fried egg on top. But overcooked and cold eggs are both bad. Has to be served & eaten immediately, I think.
IdentifyBoognish
Your first mistake was going to a buffet in a supermarket
therlwl
Ok crime and all but what’s far more baffling is a buffet in a supermarket?
Platina1993
If I wasn’t sick right now, I’d totally eat that.
Azurey
That egg pizza is missing some sausage or bacon bits to make the complete version. It’s almost there.
Crazycanuckeh
Nah. Not a crime. I’d definitely eat this.
anders1311
Everything looks gross here
Playful-Flatworm501
Actually I went to a pizza restaurant in Paris as a child,egg was a popular topping!
kyle__hinaba
Lmao wait till they hear that it’s an authentic recipe
deep8787
Eggs on a pizza…considered bad? What a noob
Dangerous_Ad_6101
Being ugly and undesirable is not a crime.
BrainwashedScapegoat
That just sounds like quiche but Im think Im missing something here 0.o
digitalsea87
Looks great!
binoculops
It looks low quality, but the idea is good. Not a crime
37 Comments
Looks like low quality breakfast pizza, or low quality quiche.
ok that’s bad and all but wtf is the abomination below it? It looks like a pizza version of the nasty patty from spongebob
Honestly it looks like a breakfast pizza to me. Casey’s had a great breakfast pizza with scrambled eggs on it. The egg doesn’t make it a crime it just looks like a sad pizza in general.
I love eggs. I’d eat it. Fuck it.
Okay, so breakfast pizzas are a thing. Eggs on a pizza are fairly common… but they’re usually scrambled with cheese. The formatting is just unusual. With heavy heart I’m sending this pizza to jail.
I mean it’s one thing to go with egg on a pizza, but never sunny side up… I’m with the OP on “what was going through the chef’s head” and unfortunately the only answer I have is “bath salts”.
If you go to Italy an egg in the center of your pizza is super common. However this pizza just looks bad.
Why is it that you can put fried egg on a burger and nobody bats an eye, fried egg in any number of Chinese dishes and everyone’s totally cool with that. But fried egg on a pizza, oh no, that’s a crime?
Chuck on some crispy bacon … breakfast pizza
One of the best pizzas I’ve ever had was the breakfast pizza with bacon, egg, and cheese from some place called Pinks or something like that. Was in Miami.
The breakfast pizza at Racetrack gas station looks better than that.
This actually seems like a decent idea.
Was it really? It kinda looks like shukshuka w/o enough tomatoes 😯🤔
Or maybe that was their attempt at a breakfast pizza?
I get this at a Ukrainian pub in my town. It’s a cheese pizza with fried eggs on top. It’s the best pizza I’ve ever had. Not a crime. It’s delicious.
We have to stop with the obsession of an egg on something makes it “tier” or better in some way. This doesn’t look bad but to me, egg doesn’t belong on pizza.
To each their own.
I mean…would.
“I went to a buffet in a supermarket for dinner…”
Sir you were guilty of multiple crimes before you witnessed that pizza.
Better than pineapple
That one in front of it is the real crime. Id s
Demolish the egg pizza!
While that doesnt look well executed, i see no crime here
Those aren’t eggs. Those are judging eyes seeing how low you have sunk and how ashamed you should be.
I’m more concerned about what’s on the other, purple and orange stuff?
I’ve had a delicious pizza with fried egg on top. But overcooked and cold eggs are both bad. Has to be served & eaten immediately, I think.
Your first mistake was going to a buffet in a supermarket
Ok crime and all but what’s far more baffling is a buffet in a supermarket?
If I wasn’t sick right now, I’d totally eat that.
That egg pizza is missing some sausage or bacon bits to make the complete version. It’s almost there.
Nah. Not a crime. I’d definitely eat this.
Everything looks gross here
Actually I went to a pizza restaurant in Paris as a child,egg was a popular topping!
Lmao wait till they hear that it’s an authentic recipe
Eggs on a pizza…considered bad? What a noob
Being ugly and undesirable is not a crime.
That just sounds like quiche but Im think Im missing something here 0.o
Looks great!
It looks low quality, but the idea is good. Not a crime