Build your own burger at my local bar. $11.24 with the tots upgrade.

The cheese wasn’t melted because the bartender forgot to put it in and I didn’t want to send it back. So glad I didn’t. It was a beautiful strip of pink throughout. So tasty I sent $10 back to the cook for such a great job. It’s not a flex and I’m not rich, I just like to take care of people who give a shit about what they cook.

by artie_pdx

21 Comments

  1. therealTinyHunt

    burger shouldnt look pretty. it should be functional

  2. NinjaTank707

    “Might not look like much”

    This looks like happiness to me OP.

  3. talks-a-lot

    Looks good but you can’t just be throwing around 9.7s

  4. ChuckTingull

    This is the most lenient subreddit. Burger lovers have no standards I guess

  5. DwarfPaladin84

    $12 for that plate is a damn good deal, and the burger looks great too!

    And those tots…I love fries but something about tots just make the whole burger experience better. Especially when they come right out the fryer and just the right amount of S&P on em <3

    Mad jelly sir, enjoy!

  6. Illustrious-Vast-292

    You should never have GROUND meats cooked below medium well… unless you have a death wish.

  7. Old-Pudding6622

    NAPOLEON, GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR TOTS!

  8. Holiday_Traffic6546

    How can you eat a burger without cheese?

  9. hamburgers below well-done are not only a food poisoning risk, they’re mushy and disgusting.

  10. StrangeClownRabbit

    Medium rare is not a steak. If it’s beef tartare quality mince all good