If it were one pizza I’d assume it was just poor planning.Â
Two pizzas? Pizza assault with extreme prejudice.
ShopUCW
It’s that new self folding pie.
stalebread710
More like crime against pizza! Bet they were perfectly delicious too
unklebenz27
thats a makeshift seat, no grease or sauce stains.
No-Blueberry-1823
There’s not actual pizza in there is there?
ThatDeuce
Dude, hopefully they were still somewhat salvageable.
heeltoelemon
To jail, unless the delivery person was doored or otherwise damaged, in which case, to hospital! Otherwise, to jail! Crime!
JoshSidekick
I don’t think I’ve ever been so mad at a service worker that I yelled at them like a Karen except for the one time a delivery guy showed up to my house on a bike and pulled my pizza out of his backpack.
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If it were one pizza I’d assume it was just poor planning.Â
Two pizzas? Pizza assault with extreme prejudice.
It’s that new self folding pie.
More like crime against pizza! Bet they were perfectly delicious too
thats a makeshift seat, no grease or sauce stains.
There’s not actual pizza in there is there?
Dude, hopefully they were still somewhat salvageable.
To jail, unless the delivery person was doored or otherwise damaged, in which case, to hospital! Otherwise, to jail! Crime!
I don’t think I’ve ever been so mad at a service worker that I yelled at them like a Karen except for the one time a delivery guy showed up to my house on a bike and pulled my pizza out of his backpack.