Welcome to Simple Sauces, the series on the internet that everybody copies. Today we’re making ranch. And yes, Karen, that’s a raw egg. Shocking, I know. That’s how you make mayo, aka the main ingredient in ranch. Without it, you might make blue cheese. And nobody deserves that punishment. Blue cheese people act like they’re better than you. You’re the type of person who moves into a neighborhood with an HOA, then complains every time they get a letter. This ranch recipe is undefeated and just may be the best one you’ve ever had.

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  1. People that hate blue cheese act like you just murdered an entire family of four just because you wanted blue cheese with your wings instead of ranch

  2. Bro not everything needs to have the same fvcking style of jokes, just tell me what's in the fvcking sauce instead of being the thousandth person doing the same fvcking style of jokes

  3. Is there a way to substitute eggs? My dad loves ranch but hes extremely allergic to anything bird adjacent

  4. I once was talking to someone after making a spicy mayo with just mayo and hot sauce since we had nothing else to dip fries in they said it was good and I mentioned I'd prefer miracle whip over generic mayo and he says "miracle whip is a ranch dressing" and I just fired back ranch is just mayo with seasoning though he seemed embarrassed from what he said though I get the logic behind it but fr a lot of things can just be ranch anyways the spicy mayo I made can be a ranch by technicality depending on who you talk to I learned a lot of this madness when my nephew would say he hates ketchup but loves BBQ sauce even though most generic BBQ sauce uses ketchup as the base just liquid smoke and suger added