I just filled up on mojitos instead

by CatFoodMustache

46 Comments

  1. 01101110-01100001

    good choice on the mojitos. this texture looks horrid.

  2. HurinofLammoth

    Hey, you’re the guy ordering a Caesar salad in freaking Guatemala.

  3. PermanentTrainDamage

    Do you also order burgers at a taco stand? It’s Guatemala.

  4. Former_External_2301

    This looks like potato salad 😖

  5. winchester_mcsweet

    Wtf is that?! Are you sure they didn’t mess up the order and bring you a bowl of cole slaw? Also, it looks to be covered in hibachi yum yum sauce.

  6. -full-control-

    Did they emulsify the lettuce into the dressing?

  7. TheBracketry

    Came here for the people who think Caesar salad is Italian, was not disappointed.

  8. Marshmallowbutbetter

    Doesn’t look half bad, it’s just not caesar

  9. CruisinJo214

    Idk, ask for some nachos and eat it like a dip… imagining it that way makes it less gross.

  10. Traditional_Row_5522

    Good. Learn to order local food.

  11. psu5050242424

    You got what you deserved for ordering the salad

  12. No_Prior_4114

    Reminds me of a guy I knew in Costa Rica. He tells me a thousand times to never order fish because it will always be bad only to order fish at the first restaurant we go to… he was upset that the fish wasn’t good.

  13. metalshoes

    They took it out of the microwave too late

  14. LOCAL_SPANKBOT

    It was probably delicious before someone ate it and puked it back up again

  15. youngkpepper

    Caesar after he got stabbed to death, maybe.

  16. AbstinentNoMore

    You’ve got immense self-control if you look forward to eating a Caesar salad after hiking all day. If I hike a bunch, I’ll demolish a whole calzone afterwards lol.

  17. Enrico_mataza

    Pro tip from someone who used to live in Guatemala. Don’t eat salad. Unless it is from a very, very, trusted source. The lettuce will make you sick

  18. yoyodaddy

    That’s coleslaw with extra, extra dressing.

  19. Dog-of-Moons

    Ceasar ate it once. It’s been reheated just for you.

  20. callmekarlwithak

    Did you hike to the top of the Face of the Maya?

  21. tunaman808

    Did they actually call it a “caeser salad”? Is that what the hotel calls their cheap Caesar salad knock-off?

  22. Ciggytardust1

    That actually looks good to me so send it over here.

  23. DanGrima92

    This is after you ate it and threw it back up into the bowl right?

  24. sarahmegatron

    Dude don’t eat stuff like that when you are far from home, it will make you sick because a lot of places wash the lettuce with tap water. Get some local whole fruit or vegetables and wash them yourself with bottled water if you are craving fresh food. Otherwise just order cooked local food.

  25. avondalen17

    I thought that was avocado and salmon slop

  26. No_Arachnid_1772

    Wait until he finds out about the chalupas in Kansas

  27. psychrolut

    A Caesar salad in Guatemala…

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