Asked for it we'll done.

by Any_Objective5998

23 Comments

  1. BlackwingF91

    Literally looks like asphalt mixed with shit

  2. Wtf!!! Did you put it in the oven and then go to work??

  3. HorstSeineWorst

    Looks kinda mushy? Maybe put it in for another 5-10 minutes

  4. rodan-rodan

    Ah you’ve finally discovered New Haven style.

    (I love New Haven style pizza, for the record)

  5. Legitimate-Log-6542

    Did you travel to the core of the earth to make this pizza?

  6. ButterscotchNaive972

    Looks like the top of somebody’s head in a YouTube barber tutorial

  7. Ithinkso85

    just scar it beyond recognition. box it up, sell it

  8. Thought I was in the meteorite sub till I saw it.

  9. BongRipsForNips

    They must have been too scared to slice it without safety goggles as well, lest it shatter into jagged marinara charcoal splinters

  10. beardofmice

    My dermatologist is concerned and you should have that biopsied.

  11. hatecriminal

    Wait… did you PAY someone to do this to that innocent pizza?

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