better have a cardiologist on speed dial



by 4cheesebibingka

41 Comments

  1. Next-Concert7327

    Are these actually intended to be eaten by one person? I remember seeing a place that sold “Sandwiches” containing multiple pounds of meat with the intention that a group would buy one of these and split it. They had a toppings bar where you could get more bread along with the veggies, etc.

  2. Martissimus

    Why do all these volume eaters choose to mostly forgo using cutlery?

  3. Mother-Project-490

    How many calories ?

    And how many calories the body can keep from this meal ?

  4. TheOneInATrenchcoat_

    Completely idiotic, but mad respect to the dude for eating the whole thing.

  5. Timely-Neck-9503

    Not even enjoyable most of the dish you just eating straight hamburger meat

  6. BernieTheDachshund

    His face being that red show the state of his coronary system.

  7. Asmodias1

    That burger looks tasty, but fuck that’s a lot of food. I also find it interesting that this guy ate fries in between patties. The fries are less dense and want to rise in the stomach. I think I’d take the patties first if I were to ever try it… but my stomach is the size of a banana so it would explode

  8. anyone else freaking out about that spike and how he just might lose an eye when taking a bite..?

  9. cycles_commute

    I live like 2 blocks from this place. Never knew about this giant burger because I don’t ever go there because their burgers are mid at best.

  10. Interesting_Help_274

    Well, his toilet is going to have a bad time.

  11. Educational-Bag9727

    prolly used all the islands resources for just that one burger too

  12. EtrnlMngkyouSharngn

    How are we calling this a burger still and not a tower of burgers smothered in sauces and stuff, which is what it is? The buns are a garnish!

  13. SpphosFriend

    As someone in culinary school this shit makes me cringe.

    The only person who gets a pass on doing shit like this is Guy Fieri

  14. Solintari

    Ill have the HnnnNNGGGburger please.

    ![gif](giphy|ehWsgSwS13JwWq8QTn)

  15. Minimum_Ad2989

    The fries are literally getting pushed in his face 🤣

  16. whiskyzulu

    In no world would I be able to complete that thing. Not with a gun to my head, not if I were threatened by being dropped into a pit of vipers or sharks or [insert nightmare death situation here]. Not to save another human life, even one that I love more than life itself. I would just have to die right there, dramatically.

    ![gif](giphy|8HKbdRxHr7qw)

  17. cereal-designation-J

    “What a complete slob!” – Sameul L Jackson 1993

  18. Man, I was just waiting for him to poke his eye out.

  19. blazedancer1997

    Burgers going tall instead of wide is such a travesty

  20. Oodelali12

    Honestly if you downsized it and remove the buns, I would add ironically eat this as a sort of poutine modification

  21. -Nikimaster-

    I’ve been to this place before, and seen this before

    It’s not meant to be as a meal, its more of a ‘challenge’ burger. Finish the whole thing and you get an award, name on the wall, t-shirt, whole bunch of stuff. Imagine it as an ‘all you can eat’ meal at maximum efficiency

    This isn’t the kinda thing you just order on the ordinary

  22. BluebirdFast3963

    Contrary too popular belief I don’t believe eating a gigantic meal like this will just “give you a heart attack” – as far as I know anyway. Its more of an artery build up thing over time.

  23. Ok_Historian_6293

    might as well just take a 5lb tube of ground beef and squirt it in your mouth like a gogurt.

  24. Honolulu Burger Company has really good sweet potato fries.

  25. No_Cress_3633

    Oh look…. there goes my heart and health 🏃🏻‍➡️🏃🏻‍➡️⚰️

  26. This entire post can be summed up as “Redditors discover that food challenges exist.”

  27. Shalabirules

    His prize for finishing that monstrosity of a sandwich…another equally monstrous sandwich.

  28. erevefuckstolive

    had my volume on as i was scrolling and all i heard was “the SIZE of that meat” ALRIGHT BRO

  29. BalancedGuy1

    “nothing makes me happier than beating giant meat”
    What

  30. semite_sam

    Putting food challenges on here should be a permaban