I was about to make myself a sandwich and noticed these little white lumps on my turkey. What is it? I’m probably not gonna eat it because…ew…but also I don’t wanna waste it if this wouldn’t kill me.
by Inevitable-Channel38
32 Comments
Particular-Coach3611
Trashbin
disheveledbone
Don’t eat, them’s is bacterial colonies!!
Available_Rock4217
That’s called flava
girch7
Trash that shit
MrPopCorner
If you eat it, you’ll go BRRRRR *cold turkey*
caleeky
Zoom and enhance. It’s too hard to tell.
Gross answer: a bunch of flies laid eggs.
Benign answer but still a bit gross: some corn meal or coarse grain (like semolina) from the grocery store bakery section got involved during packaging.
lscraig1968
🤢🤮
RandyFunRuiner
Yo dawg, we heard you like protein!
fartsonyourmom
It might not kill you directly but the diarrhea might.
Croc_47
Turkey roe!
Prudent-Acadia4
Bacteria colonies, turkey Petri dish
Hylebos75
Those are velociraptor eggs, run!!!
wally_westt
This happened to me once, even though I opened up a brand new package
Appropriate_Ear6101
That’s bacterial colonies. Probably harmless lactobacillus eating the sugars in the deli meat, especially if it’s something like brown sugar smoked turkey.
But if it smells off, pitch it. That’s not safe bacteria. Your nose knows.
Geo-Man42069
Edit: okay fine, don’t eat it. lol not worth expiring on the porcelain throne for deli Turkey.
cap8
Mold
Chigibu
Nature’s mayonnaise.
Castille_92
Bacteria living it’s best life. Whole ass cities on that turkey
Illustrious-Coat3532
Eat it while drinking Irish whiskey. You’ll be fine.
Djaps338
That turkey comes with it’s own cheese!
Slick!
Hope you’re not lack toes in toddler ants!
papidosveces
Turkey Herpe
Environmental-Rub933
Extra seasoning
Rabbit0fCaerbannog
Good news/bad news: the good news is if you eat it, you’re gonna lose a lot of weight, real fast.
Maacll
nix gud
MoodFearless6771
Bacteria
Rav_3d
It must smell bad, no?
AC_Lerock
When in doubt, throw it out.
SpaceToaster
Looks like listeria colonies. Only deadly *sometimes*.
HittingSmoke
I don’t understand how people get to adulthood and need to post shit like this on the internet to ask if it’s bad. Throw your rotten meat in the fucking trash and stop posting it for other people to look at.
32 Comments
Trashbin
Don’t eat, them’s is bacterial colonies!!
That’s called flava
Trash that shit
If you eat it, you’ll go BRRRRR *cold turkey*
Zoom and enhance. It’s too hard to tell.
Gross answer: a bunch of flies laid eggs.
Benign answer but still a bit gross: some corn meal or coarse grain (like semolina) from the grocery store bakery section got involved during packaging.
🤢🤮
Yo dawg, we heard you like protein!
It might not kill you directly but the diarrhea might.
Turkey roe!
Bacteria colonies, turkey Petri dish
Those are velociraptor eggs, run!!!
This happened to me once, even though I opened up a brand new package
That’s bacterial colonies. Probably harmless lactobacillus eating the sugars in the deli meat, especially if it’s something like brown sugar smoked turkey.
But if it smells off, pitch it. That’s not safe bacteria. Your nose knows.
Edit: okay fine, don’t eat it. lol not worth expiring on the porcelain throne for deli Turkey.
Mold
Nature’s mayonnaise.
Bacteria living it’s best life. Whole ass cities on that turkey
Eat it while drinking Irish whiskey. You’ll be fine.
That turkey comes with it’s own cheese!
Slick!
Hope you’re not lack toes in toddler ants!
Turkey Herpe
Extra seasoning
Good news/bad news: the good news is if you eat it, you’re gonna lose a lot of weight, real fast.
nix gud
Bacteria
It must smell bad, no?
When in doubt, throw it out.
Looks like listeria colonies. Only deadly *sometimes*.
I don’t understand how people get to adulthood and need to post shit like this on the internet to ask if it’s bad. Throw your rotten meat in the fucking trash and stop posting it for other people to look at.
Nah bro
White spots=mold.😳
Toss.