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by gamasannin5666

22 Comments

  5. mrhemisphere

    I thought they made abortion illegal

  6. babypho3nix

    I’m trying to understand how it’s overcooked and undercooked at the same time…

  8. Unable-Finish-5448

    Did you poach ans then give er a delicate fry? Eggs are too expensive to be fucking around like this.

  11. h0neanias

    Eat it fast, so the world can be rid of this abomination.

  12. Julian_Sark

    The 1950’s table cloth really sells it.

  14. Mysterious_Box6930

    Even the egg is doing a death pose.

  15. Long-Development461

    I’m sick rn and that looks like something I coughed up recently

  16. GraceJoans

    and not a speck of seasoning was found within a five mile radius of this egg

  17. MonkeyMan3133

    have yall never seen a sunny side up egg?

  18. arthurdentstowels

    Was it plated from the other side of the kitchen via miniature trebuchet?

  19. Affectionate_Elk_272

    idk why but i imagined you eating this like an oyster.

    just putting the plate to your mouth and slurping that down in one go

  20. asscheeks4000

    The word egg reminds me of two videos one of the sea lion saying “eggths” and another is “Turkish man meows at egg”

  21. Mecha-Dave

    This plating is a celebration of the fact that eggs are, in fact, menstrual waste.