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by gamasannin5666

22 Comments

  1. babypho3nix

    I’m trying to understand how it’s overcooked and undercooked at the same time…

  2. Unable-Finish-5448

    Did you poach ans then give er a delicate fry? Eggs are too expensive to be fucking around like this.

  3. h0neanias

    Eat it fast, so the world can be rid of this abomination.

  4. Long-Development461

    I’m sick rn and that looks like something I coughed up recently

  5. GraceJoans

    and not a speck of seasoning was found within a five mile radius of this egg

  6. arthurdentstowels

    Was it plated from the other side of the kitchen via miniature trebuchet?

  7. Affectionate_Elk_272

    idk why but i imagined you eating this like an oyster.

    just putting the plate to your mouth and slurping that down in one go

  8. asscheeks4000

    The word egg reminds me of two videos one of the sea lion saying “eggths” and another is “Turkish man meows at egg”

  9. Mecha-Dave

    This plating is a celebration of the fact that eggs are, in fact, menstrual waste.