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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: PIZZA IN THE SOUTH
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: PIZZA IN THE SOUTH


Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: PIZZA IN THE SOUTH

by DunDunnDunnnnn

39 Comments

  3. No-Cap-fr-fr

    Hardest “Yo, WTF?” Moment I’ve had all week

  6. peitsad

    That looks like what my cat pukes up when she eats too fast.

  7. kindofcuttlefish

    Beyond looking like kibble, what’s to stop all the sausage bits from falling off as soon as you pick up the slice? Guilty

  8. DookieToe2

    Looks like a rabbit took a crap on there.

  9. silverclovd

    Oh, it looks like something that came from a South alright.

  10. ComradeSmooches

    that’s puppy kibble. on your pizza

  11. Holiveya-LesBIonic

    Being from the Chicago area this pains me to see. I am often super easy on pizzas here, but this one gets life

  12. SciFiCrafts

    Looks like pet treats! Can’t even tell what pet.

  13. oneuglygeek

    Well check it out ..Pepperoni with EXTRA DOTTS, I eat that, honey!

    ![gif](giphy|gYWeVOiMmbg3kzCTq5)

  14. itaogrenow

    why is there rabbit droppings on the pizza

  15. MarkEsmiths

    I’m considering all the evidence: A nicely browned slice that has been covered by some rough looking toppings. If this is wrong I’ll be their partner in crime.

  16. DenialNode

    Looks like deer droppings but no crime committed. Its just aesthetically displeasing sausage. I don’t think poor sausage shape choice is a crime

  17. MisplacedMutagen

    We dont put kibble on our pizza in ATL

  18. Conspiracy_Thinktank

    ![gif](giphy|xUA7aO2werVnAPaVLq)

  19. MatticusGisicus

    Don’t you put that on all of us. That’s Georgia shit, I certainly don’t claim it

  24. Rick-K-83

    Sir I don’t mean to alarm anyone but those aren’t sausages those are rabbit turds

  25. tumor_named_marla

    I live in Texas and I’ve never seen pizza look like that lol I’ve gotta go buy a southern pizza and post it to redeem our name 😭

  29. Existing_Many9133

    I moved from NY to GA, you can NOT find decent pizza down here! I now make my own!

  32. Buck_Folton

    It’s fine. Regular shitty pizza isn’t a crime. It’s just a shitty pizza.

  33. FeloniousDrunk

    “One with balls and one with extra balls.”

  37. ospfpacket

    ![gif](giphy|CYu6DJXVazUL8wxxUz|downsized)

    This looks like white tail deer poo