It really depends on how well you want to cook them. I bet 3 mins, flip 3 mins flip 3 mins flip and then see how it goes from there. Make sure you set your microwave to the raw Steak setting.
Lost-Link6216
Just throw them in a plastic wal-mart bag and let them soak in hot water for 2 days.
Internal_Confusion_9
Yes
SilverTheHuman6
At least 1. Maaaaaybe 2
downshift_rocket
69 minutes and 420 seconds.
ScorpRex
They’re pretty thick, so 12 minutes should do. Make sure to check them around the 10 minute mark
RepresentativeNo3365
55:55 is a good time , if you have a really good microwave you can get it cooking at 100%, make sure it’s nice and grey and steaming like crazy when done .. take pics
Double_Camp4180
you’re actually evil. all of you.
AdSuperb1810
Straight to jail
Pretty_Wealth4679
Wrap them in foil, 10 mins
talatta
2 hours
capt-sarcasm
Make sure you wash them first
Lee_Townage
You gotta wrap them in a wet paper towel first, that’s important. Secondly microwave time will vary with wattage and thickness, so for best results you need a meat thermometer inserted near the bone, and then just microwave on high until it has reached an internal temperature of 165.
Put it in a sauce pan with half a gallon of milk.. Milk steak!
Mookie442
I find leaving them out of the back deck for 2-3 weeks really pulls the flavour out of the pressure-treated wood. The dizzy spells and hallucinations are just an added bonus.
Spiritual-Leader9985
If you want a nice crust…. Submerge in water then leave in a dark place
OO_Ben
Sir please tell me this is a joke. You shouldn’t microwave such good pieces of meat!
What you should do is boil it in unsalted water for 6-8 hours, changing the water every 30 minutes. THAT will be an excellent meal right there!
Sleep_adict
Boil them in milk
520BerbMerlie
Throw em in the dishwasher uncovered on pots & pans
lockednchaste
Dishwasher. Top rack.
Handywipes
Best way is to put them is the heat phase of the dishwasher.
Commercial_Salad_908
Those shouldnt be microwaved, those should be rolled into balls and shoved into a car exhaust.
Domsdad666
20 minutes
leftmyrooster
Just breathe hot air on them because your breath stank
AromaticSpread
5 minutes 10 if you vacuumed seal them in whole fat milk the night before.
Rare-Climate876
It’s really depends on the wattage
GucciBeckham
Next time you take a bath, just let them soak in the water with you. 20 minutes.
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It really depends on how well you want to cook them. I bet 3 mins, flip 3 mins flip 3 mins flip and then see how it goes from there. Make sure you set your microwave to the raw Steak setting.
Just throw them in a plastic wal-mart bag and let them soak in hot water for 2 days.
Yes
At least 1. Maaaaaybe 2
69 minutes and 420 seconds.
They’re pretty thick, so 12 minutes should do. Make sure to check them around the 10 minute mark
55:55 is a good time , if you have a really good microwave you can get it cooking at 100%, make sure it’s nice and grey and steaming like crazy when done .. take pics
you’re actually evil. all of you.
Straight to jail
Wrap them in foil, 10 mins
2 hours
Make sure you wash them first
You gotta wrap them in a wet paper towel first, that’s important. Secondly microwave time will vary with wattage and thickness, so for best results you need a meat thermometer inserted near the bone, and then just microwave on high until it has reached an internal temperature of 165.
Glad I could help!
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Put it in a sauce pan with half a gallon of milk.. Milk steak!
I find leaving them out of the back deck for 2-3 weeks really pulls the flavour out of the pressure-treated wood. The dizzy spells and hallucinations are just an added bonus.
If you want a nice crust…. Submerge in water then leave in a dark place
Sir please tell me this is a joke. You shouldn’t microwave such good pieces of meat!
What you should do is boil it in unsalted water for 6-8 hours, changing the water every 30 minutes. THAT will be an excellent meal right there!
Boil them in milk
Throw em in the dishwasher uncovered on pots & pans
Dishwasher. Top rack.
Best way is to put them is the heat phase of the dishwasher.
Those shouldnt be microwaved, those should be rolled into balls and shoved into a car exhaust.
20 minutes
Just breathe hot air on them because your breath stank
5 minutes 10 if you vacuumed seal them in whole fat milk the night before.
It’s really depends on the wattage
Next time you take a bath, just let them soak in the water with you. 20 minutes.
Bra. Microwave is for chicken. You want toaster.
You spelled boiled wrong
3:50
What do you mean microwaved