Yeah, imagine panning for gold in your toilet π½ π
by PrincipleFlaky
35 Comments
FactorProof3183
I like my shit gold bruhhhh!!!
Beedlebooble
They boutta take the most expensive shit in their lives
sohereiamacrazyalien
this sub is making me hate food and humans!
Shenloanne
Haha stall…stall….
They put wings in honey butter sauce.
Wowwww.
Careless-Ad-2774
No thanks. I pass eating metal
BigTreddits
Whats wrong with honey buffalo sauce im so confused
quane101
When you want to pretend youβre bawling.
Mattmandu2
My wife and I did the edible spray paint to make gold pears for our wedding. We were kind of cheap on food offerings while we took photos. When we came back a ton of guests had gold lips, was hilarious
Vaarangian
I wonder if breathing the gold salt is covered by insurance
Line cook pocketed the gold and replaced with plastic gold colored glitter.
TheLordVader1978
ITS STILL JUST FUCKING CHICKEN WINGS.
morbidru
literally like $5 worth of gold or less..in no universe is that $200 worth..
Maksilla
Useless and expensive because of it’s uselessness.
RealLeif
isnt real gold also a heavy metal,. so extremely poisonous?
Reasonable_Cycle_730
That chicken was already dry when it came out of the oven..then they made it worse.

stevemarkers
women’s food, real men eat with titanium
crashcarr

Fit_Grapefruit_3320
I’m surprised this doesn’t have more upvotes. How much effort went into mining this gold so people could flush it down the toilet later? I seriously hate gold on food, it’s such a frivolous, pretentious trend and it makes the food way more expensive with absolutely zero extra effort, but this is way worse than gold leaf. I hope it left a gross aftertaste and gave them nausea.
samanime
$200 worth of gold dust…. absolutely no way, unless they are using way more than actually needed to coat the wings. Gold leaf and dust is super cheap.
ButtPuckeredFuckery
Man, Iβd steal the gold and replace it with edible gold glitterβ¦
pretender80
Everyone other than the chef looks like a full on douche
Added bonus you get to walk around looking like you just blew Goldmember.
GenTenStation
I was like “what’s wrong with yellow sauce? It’s just sau.. oh.. oh yeah that’s stupid.”
The_Jestful_Imp
I hate SaltBae
Veritas_Vanitatum
So way 200$…more like 5-10$ on a 1$ wing
ThePrinceofallYNs

StarWars-Stefan
What disgust me is how unclean everything in this kitchen is. Starting from the cook over the oven the stove the pan the floor and even the tray. My bloody toilet is way more clean and food-friendly as this discotheque for germs and bacteria riding in on the Cho Cho cockroaches. Instead of gold showering the bloody chicken and grin like somebody put a gun to your head take a bloody cloth and wipe down the table.
So basically you are paying a ridiculous amount of money to devour dirt.
Artix96
Still tastes like chicken.
Dragoth227
If someone i know said this was perfect for me I would have to rethink my life. 988 might be involved.
35 Comments
I like my shit gold bruhhhh!!!
They boutta take the most expensive shit in their lives
this sub is making me hate food and humans!
Haha stall…stall….
They put wings in honey butter sauce.
Wowwww.
No thanks. I pass eating metal
Whats wrong with honey buffalo sauce im so confused
When you want to pretend youβre bawling.
My wife and I did the edible spray paint to make gold pears for our wedding. We were kind of cheap on food offerings while we took photos. When we came back a ton of guests had gold lips, was hilarious
I wonder if breathing the gold salt is covered by insurance
[Jonathanβs Golden Wings](https://youtu.be/vCpgTJVVIHw?si=noTRBOMyTfq9vwsh)
Line cook pocketed the gold and replaced with plastic gold colored glitter.
ITS STILL JUST FUCKING CHICKEN WINGS.
literally like $5 worth of gold or less..in no universe is that $200 worth..
Useless and expensive because of it’s uselessness.
isnt real gold also a heavy metal,. so extremely poisonous?
That chicken was already dry when it came out of the oven..then they made it worse.

women’s food, real men eat with titanium

I’m surprised this doesn’t have more upvotes. How much effort went into mining this gold so people could flush it down the toilet later? I seriously hate gold on food, it’s such a frivolous, pretentious trend and it makes the food way more expensive with absolutely zero extra effort, but this is way worse than gold leaf. I hope it left a gross aftertaste and gave them nausea.
$200 worth of gold dust…. absolutely no way, unless they are using way more than actually needed to coat the wings. Gold leaf and dust is super cheap.
Man, Iβd steal the gold and replace it with edible gold glitterβ¦
Everyone other than the chef looks like a full on douche
The chef face should tell all you need to know
Shut up and eat that sheezy.

It’s Extra extra!!!
[There’s a song about this](https://youtu.be/vCpgTJVVIHw?si=xsWunYTQJ6FK1uwu)
Added bonus you get to walk around looking like you just blew Goldmember.
I was like “what’s wrong with yellow sauce? It’s just sau.. oh.. oh yeah that’s stupid.”
I hate SaltBae
So way 200$…more like 5-10$ on a 1$ wing

What disgust me is how unclean everything in this kitchen is.
Starting from the cook over the oven the stove the pan the floor and even the tray.
My bloody toilet is way more clean and food-friendly as this discotheque for germs and bacteria riding in on the Cho Cho cockroaches.
Instead of gold showering the bloody chicken and grin like somebody put a gun to your head take a bloody cloth and wipe down the table.
So basically you are paying a ridiculous amount of money to devour dirt.
Still tastes like chicken.
If someone i know said this was perfect for me I would have to rethink my life. 988 might be involved.