The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/VetteMiata, find the defendant “Pizza” GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.
Brando3141
I’m starting to wonder if she even likes pizza
Frunklin
I feel like I need to take a prilosec looking at this.
FractalGeometric356
This makes me more sad than angry.
bradymonty95
They laid that sauce on so damn thick.
Scary-Muppet
I’ve seen amazing looking vegan pizza at Mellow Mushroom. Our animal loving friends should check it out!
svejesranje
“cooked”
FiveDollarRimjobs
I mean I’d try it but I doubt I’d like it
johnaross1990
This wasn’t a crime against pizza, it was a crime against herself smh
Gregistopal
JTB696699
Is that a spinach tortilla crust?
Edit: I went vegetarian-ish for about out two years and tried a lot of vegan foods and substitutes, vegan cheese is nasty so I don’t blame his wife for not liking cheese.
SeaToTheBass
Bet it looks the same coming out
Imaginary_Skirt_7815
I would try it
fastasfboi67
No
VoiceHoliday7192
Definitely a crime
Razing_Phoenix
Hork
sweetrottenapple
This is not a pizza. This is something else. I don’t know what to call it. Sadness on a flat green sheet of cardboard.
NightFox1988
I know vegans don’t eat meat or dairy, but this is just pathetically sad, and I’ve seen better vegan foods.
I’m just gonna start posting whatever. Pop Tarts, eggs, lasagna… if this is even allowed to be called a pizza, the others are just as fine.
We need to have the “what qualifies as a sandwich?” conversation, but about pizza.
Greymeade
Vegan pizza can be phenomenal. Go to Naples and get a pizza marinara. That’s vegan.
This is not good vegan pizza.
Lost-Ad7652
OFF with her head!
ElectricalStore8271
I think they forgot to wrap your wrap
a_spicy_meata_balla
This is why god has abandoned us
NotGalenNorAnsel
I mean, it’s just not a pizza that’s all. Maybe it’s tasty, I do like corn and have had good southwestern pizzas with corn on them, the rest though … Red sauce and a circle doesn’t make something a pizza
HemlockHex
Vegans should probably just accept that some foods are not meant for them.
People within cultures create food types to align with flavor preferences and nutritional needs. Veganism does not vibe with most options in those two categories.
sneaky-pizza
Lol like dough is the problem
Expression-Little
Vegan sadness
Sovereign-Anderson
Heathen pizza.
nohopeforhomosapiens
She has an ED. Yes really. She has added unnecessary restrictions to her diet to prevent herself from gaining weight. This is something we see a lot of in ED clinics.
Nyanzeenyan
This is not a Vegan Pizza. This is slander.
AdDisastrous6738
That’s not a pizza crime. That a fucking war crime.
wizzard419
This is one of those times when I always ask “If I was told this is a ‘flatbread’ would it change my views on it?” In this case it seems like it would still be disappointing, but it would only be a misdemeanor with a sentence of 50 hours of counseling.
in1gom0ntoya
thats neither pizza nor “cooked.” shes free to like food she makes bit she’s not allowed to call ***this*** pizza
knotnham
That ain’t pizza
Existing_Salary_4173
Ah yes. The corn launcher recipe.
honesttruth2703
Straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
asshley423
See ya later
-corn
Hadhmaill
Is anything that’s round now pizza? If I draw a circle in some sand, is that pizza? Are traffic circles pizza? Is the goddamn sun pizza??
Ok_Builder_9445
Not pizza
XanderTheMeh
Why does it need to be gluten free? Pizza dough is already vegan, and you can top it with sauce and veggies. That would be a fine meal.
Instead she made this circle of sadness.
MarxistMan13
That’s not pizza. Pizza requires cheese and bread.
justtiptoeingthru2
For a split second I thought I was seeing brownie batter with corn sprinkled on top.
If one or two things were removed, I would be like “ok dietary restrictions. I get it” but at that point and how it was done… uh… nah off to jail.
ihatethis2022
Just make a wrap
MushmallowSprinklees
Now that’s, a pizza crime.
The offending pizza must be burned, and the chef must undergo 4 months classes of pizza making.
I summon the samurai pizza cats to destroy that monstrosity!
Legal_Chocolate5693
This is not pizza just pizza shaped.
AppropriateTouching
No. Just make a stew.
WearyAir9260
Imagine dating someone who eats like this. 🤦♂️
CamperCarl00
You know, I’ve had a cauliflower crust pizza that was pretty good, but even that had mushrooms, cheese, and peppers. What kind of fucked up lottery do you need to win to be both gluten intolerant and want to be vegan.
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The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/VetteMiata, find the defendant “Pizza” GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.
I’m starting to wonder if she even likes pizza
I feel like I need to take a prilosec looking at this.
This makes me more sad than angry.
They laid that sauce on so damn thick.
I’ve seen amazing looking vegan pizza at Mellow Mushroom. Our animal loving friends should check it out!
“cooked”
I mean I’d try it but I doubt I’d like it
This wasn’t a crime against pizza, it was a crime against herself smh
Is that a spinach tortilla crust?
Edit: I went vegetarian-ish for about out two years and tried a lot of vegan foods and substitutes, vegan cheese is nasty so I don’t blame his wife for not liking cheese.
Bet it looks the same coming out
I would try it
No
Definitely a crime
Hork
This is not a pizza. This is something else. I don’t know what to call it. Sadness on a flat green sheet of cardboard.
I know vegans don’t eat meat or dairy, but this is just pathetically sad, and I’ve seen better vegan foods.
https://i.redd.it/qt2gtm51lkrf1.gif
I’m just gonna start posting whatever. Pop Tarts, eggs, lasagna… if this is even allowed to be called a pizza, the others are just as fine.
We need to have the “what qualifies as a sandwich?” conversation, but about pizza.
Vegan pizza can be phenomenal. Go to Naples and get a pizza marinara. That’s vegan.
This is not good vegan pizza.
OFF with her head!
I think they forgot to wrap your wrap
This is why god has abandoned us
I mean, it’s just not a pizza that’s all. Maybe it’s tasty, I do like corn and have had good southwestern pizzas with corn on them, the rest though … Red sauce and a circle doesn’t make something a pizza
Vegans should probably just accept that some foods are not meant for them.
People within cultures create food types to align with flavor preferences and nutritional needs. Veganism does not vibe with most options in those two categories.
Lol like dough is the problem
Vegan sadness
Heathen pizza.
She has an ED. Yes really. She has added unnecessary restrictions to her diet to prevent herself from gaining weight. This is something we see a lot of in ED clinics.
This is not a Vegan Pizza. This is slander.
That’s not a pizza crime.
That a fucking war crime.
This is one of those times when I always ask “If I was told this is a ‘flatbread’ would it change my views on it?” In this case it seems like it would still be disappointing, but it would only be a misdemeanor with a sentence of 50 hours of counseling.
thats neither pizza nor “cooked.” shes free to like food she makes bit she’s not allowed to call ***this*** pizza
That ain’t pizza
Ah yes. The corn launcher recipe.
Straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
See ya later
-corn
Is anything that’s round now pizza? If I draw a circle in some sand, is that pizza? Are traffic circles pizza? Is the goddamn sun pizza??
Not pizza
Why does it need to be gluten free? Pizza dough is already vegan, and you can top it with sauce and veggies. That would be a fine meal.
Instead she made this circle of sadness.
That’s not pizza. Pizza requires cheese and bread.
For a split second I thought I was seeing brownie batter with corn sprinkled on top.
Because I’d seen this post:
https://preview.redd.it/besxzumfskrf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59559271edee5fd973b4dadfda17cd624f90d9d3
If one or two things were removed, I would be like “ok dietary restrictions. I get it” but at that point and how it was done… uh… nah off to jail.
Just make a wrap
Now that’s, a pizza crime.
The offending pizza must be burned, and the chef must undergo 4 months classes of pizza making.
I summon the samurai pizza cats to destroy that monstrosity!
This is not pizza just pizza shaped.
No. Just make a stew.
Imagine dating someone who eats like this. 🤦♂️
You know, I’ve had a cauliflower crust pizza that was pretty good, but even that had mushrooms, cheese, and peppers. What kind of fucked up lottery do you need to win to be both gluten intolerant and want to be vegan.