Possible to be too rare of brisket? How rare is too rare?
Had this steer break loose and trampled my grills and I think ate some pellets even. I guess he smelled the ancestors and got revenge and juggernaughted my cook area.
by xxMalVeauXxx
27 Comments
New-Exit2000
Which one of yall was drunk😂
diverareyouokay
I was sitting next to a vet at a fundraiser a few years back. He was asked by the waiter how he liked his steak. His answer was “so rare, if I had gotten there five minutes sooner, I could’ve saved the cow”.
Looks like he was out for vengeance for his cousin Vinny.
Did he leave you a horse head to tell you, you’re next?
TheGreatDissapointer
Collagen hasn’t even rendered yet.
Jayson_on_Reddit
Is this an act of terrorism?
subtxtcan
That is the funniest shit I’ve seen all week! I hope everyone’s ok and I’m sorry about the loss of your stuff (I’m assuming something got totally busted), but fuck me if that isn’t generational rage on full display
peanut_gallery469
top tier post
Baboonslayer323
Homeboy heard you were cooking up his people. He came to put a stop to it.
GrinderMonkey
Get in the smoker 😡
aarjordan
I would have let the bark develop a little longer
DelcoUnited
When brisket *fights back*!!
Lil_Shanties
You’re gonna need a bigger bbq
Simms623
Probe tender… you gotta go probe it.
londonstahl
The COWlprit caught at the scene!
bob_pipe_layer
Where are you?
Give that steer some wormer and a bag of corn. He’d grade low select at best.
wood_mountain
Ha. To funny.
No_Elk_7856
Bad cow!! 🤣
Popomatik
When the cow destroys the grill, that’s too rare.
imveryresponsible
I know this is a shit post, but it was still really courteous to blur the cow’s face.
27 Comments
Which one of yall was drunk😂
I was sitting next to a vet at a fundraiser a few years back. He was asked by the waiter how he liked his steak. His answer was “so rare, if I had gotten there five minutes sooner, I could’ve saved the cow”.
Dude got revenge.
Send it, no wrap
That’s a steak that has fight left yet!
https://i.redd.it/63oyzauzfqrf1.gif
Buddy realized what you’ve been doing
Wait until it stalls.
Looks like he was out for vengeance for his cousin Vinny.
Did he leave you a horse head to tell you, you’re next?
Collagen hasn’t even rendered yet.
Is this an act of terrorism?
That is the funniest shit I’ve seen all week! I hope everyone’s ok and I’m sorry about the loss of your stuff (I’m assuming something got totally busted), but fuck me if that isn’t generational rage on full display
top tier post
Homeboy heard you were cooking up his people. He came to put a stop to it.
Get in the smoker 😡
I would have let the bark develop a little longer
When brisket *fights back*!!
You’re gonna need a bigger bbq
Probe tender… you gotta go probe it.
The COWlprit caught at the scene!
Where are you?
Give that steer some wormer and a bag of corn. He’d grade low select at best.
Ha. To funny.
Bad cow!! 🤣
When the cow destroys the grill, that’s too rare.
I know this is a shit post, but it was still really courteous to blur the cow’s face.
Season him up
I would definitely give it another hour.
An *animal* rights activist.