So this steer trampled my grills and flipped tables this morning.
My neighor is a cattle ranch. Had a big oak limb take out a fence, so a few are running amok. I might get half of this guy next year.
by xxMalVeauXxx
31 Comments
beffyjoy1
A bit overcooked if you ask me
BetaPositiveSCI
Could use more of a sear
FarIllustrator535
Better get a new grill 1st
ComfortableYellow5
Black n blue
apache_brew
Moo rare
General-Gold-28
My grandad used to say “walk the cow past the grill” but I guess trampling might have the same effect?
Responsible_Sound_71
Gotta pat it dry to get that hard sear and good crust
BoysenberryIll5521
He heard about what you’ve been doing to his kind on that grill!! 😂
Single_Helix
Knock its horns off, wipe its dirty ass and chuck it down on a plate
lockednchaste
You need to man up and show that moomoo who’s boss. Go to Costco, get the 3 gallon jug of A1, and douse him with it. Assert dominance. Putting A1 on a good steak is sinful so this is akin to dissing the hitter in softball by waving the outfield in. You’re basically telling him that he’s a poor representative for his breed.
Ydobonswonkem
Self preservation. You can’t grill him if he destroys your grill.
Bogmanbob
I’m more concerned about your portion control
Merely-a-Flesh-Wound
Like a bull in a…. grill shop?
El_Brubadore
It’s still mooing
GearhedMG
“Just bring me the cow, I’ll carve off what I want and ride the rest home.” – Dennis Leary
pugdad1972
He’s striking a blow against the man
ianbuck17
Sabotage
PeltonChicago
Gonna need a bigger grill
Ok-Drive-9685
That is one Cow Avenger right there!
“Mooooooo!” = you monsters!
Fappy_as_a_Clam
It’s brown on the outside, youre good.
Pretty_Lie5168
When I was very young, say 5-9 years old, my step sister’s grandfather had a herd of American Bison in our small coastal Connecticut town. Once or twice a year they would break out of their 60 acres or so and go walkabout. The entire volunteer Fire department and the Police department were called up to block off streets while my stepdad and other horse owners round them up and brought them back.
Fun childhood memories.
joeyjoejums
When it won’t stay still.
Marina1974
I once ordered steak tartar rare.
(I had no idea what steak tartare was)
uwillnotgotospace
Your neighbor is serving up one mean looking brisket. Those eyes…
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Disassociated_Assoc
Wipe its nose, wipe its ass, and put it on the plate.
31 Comments
A bit overcooked if you ask me
Could use more of a sear
Better get a new grill 1st
Black n blue
Moo rare
My grandad used to say “walk the cow past the grill” but I guess trampling might have the same effect?
Gotta pat it dry to get that hard sear and good crust
He heard about what you’ve been doing to his kind on that grill!! 😂
Knock its horns off, wipe its dirty ass and chuck it down on a plate
You need to man up and show that moomoo who’s boss. Go to Costco, get the 3 gallon jug of A1, and douse him with it. Assert dominance. Putting A1 on a good steak is sinful so this is akin to dissing the hitter in softball by waving the outfield in. You’re basically telling him that he’s a poor representative for his breed.
Self preservation. You can’t grill him if he destroys your grill.
I’m more concerned about your portion control
Like a bull in a…. grill shop?
It’s still mooing
“Just bring me the cow, I’ll carve off what I want and ride the rest home.” – Dennis Leary
He’s striking a blow against the man
Sabotage
Gonna need a bigger grill
That is one Cow Avenger right there!
“Mooooooo!” = you monsters!
It’s brown on the outside, youre good.
When I was very young, say 5-9 years old, my step sister’s grandfather had a herd of American Bison in our small coastal Connecticut town. Once or twice a year they would break out of their 60 acres or so and go walkabout. The entire volunteer Fire department and the Police department were called up to block off streets while my stepdad and other horse owners round them up and brought them back.
Fun childhood memories.
When it won’t stay still.
I once ordered steak tartar rare.
(I had no idea what steak tartare was)
Your neighbor is serving up one mean looking brisket. Those eyes…
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Wipe its nose, wipe its ass, and put it on the plate.
Rip its horns off and wipe its arse!
2026 bbq looking good so far brother 😋
First pic is album cover worthy
https://imgur.com/a/MgMKkTF
If it’s mooing its to rare
That cow leading the rebellion.