

I ordered a regular pizza with chicken and bacon. They gave me a chicken bacon ranch pizza (not a fan of ranch). They reluctantly made me the right pizza while I waited and this is what i got. The Chicken is spongey and it's swimming in cheese. They said I could keep the CBR pie (2nd picture)
Is this a pizza crime?
by Kyleantz

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Not sure about others here, maybe I just have low standards, but id devour the shit out of both.
So beige. Looks like a photo of white house interns
Personally, I’d acquit.
They acknowledged their mistake and made you the pie that you ordered. They even gave you the incorrect one as a bonus.
It may be tacky to use cheap ingredients, but not criminal, in a capitalist system. Try a different place with higher quality next time.
I’d be pissed they mangled the remake like that…
Seriously, though… do you eat your pizza crust first?
The CBR pizza looks FIRE and the re-make looks like it got fucked up after it left the kitchen.
Where I work we’ve always called the CBR the “white girl” 😂
(Not because of the sauce, but because that’s who always orders it lol)
They cranked up the oven speed to get it to you quicker I would be too hard em
They gave the right pie and wrong id give em another shot
My 7 year olds pizza order is chicken, bacon, and swap the regular sauce for Alfredo, he also hates ranch.
Innocent
I’d say chicken and bacon pizza is a crime in itself but I’m probably gonna be downvoted on the sub that thinks marinara is a pizza crime…
That chicken was cooked void of love
That chicken thinks that people who speak Spanish should be detained by ICE. Do with that what you will.
Not really looks like cottage cheese on top of mozarella.