Salad was pretty good, but wtf. obviously I had to immediately de-skewer the salad to eat it. Staring at the headless titty vase with erect nips did not add positively to the dining experience…
by broccoli_muffins
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Medium-Quiet-4248
WTF is that shit??? Lol
Epic_Elite
Classy
Ok-Community-229
Just when I thought I’d seen it all here… Outstanding lack of plate, well done. Well done.
itsaheem

lonelyhearts04
Wtf why
MamaBear4485
That looks like a table decoration that’s starting to wilt and brown at the end of a long hot drunken event.
laziestmarxist
Before I scrolled down I just saw the greenery and thought this was a garden decoration of a gnome turned upside down
The_Infinite_Carrot
r/brandnewsentence
ConstanceClaire
My favourite thing about salad is how you have to eat each ingredient separately and in a specific order.
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WTF is that shit??? Lol
Classy
Just when I thought I’d seen it all here… Outstanding lack of plate, well done. Well done.

Wtf why
That looks like a table decoration that’s starting to wilt and brown at the end of a long hot drunken event.
Before I scrolled down I just saw the greenery and thought this was a garden decoration of a gnome turned upside down
r/brandnewsentence
My favourite thing about salad is how you have to eat each ingredient separately and in a specific order.
Everything reminds me of her