From Bangkok to Dubai to England in one epic trip! Emirates A380 plane food, desert safari with ATV & sandboarding, Dubai Mall adventures, street eats in Al Karama + keto supermarket Carrefour Dubai finds. This is the ultimate Dubai 2025 vlog adventure!
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⏱️ *Timestamps:* ULTIMATE Dubai Travel vlog from Thailand to England
0:00 – 🎬 Preview Of What’s Coming Up
1:29 – 🇹🇭 Bangkok Last Day: Swensen’s, Packing, Urban Gardening & Proposal Plan 💍
7:18 – 🚆 Airport Link To Suvarnabhumi Airport
10:39 – ✈️ Emirates Plane Food & Arrival At Dubai Airport → Burjuman Metro
12:54 – 🍫 Dubai Snacks Hunt: Any Keto Finds?
14:00 – 🏨 Mini Hotel Tour: Hampton By Hilton Al Seef
16:00 – 🏜️ Dubai Desert Adventure: ATV & Sandboarding
22:00 – 🍢 Middle Eastern BBQ Feast, Fire Show & Camel Rides
29:10 – 🥐 First Dubai Breakfast: Buffet Tour + Keto Vs Carbs
32:18 – 😱 Unexpected Disaster In Dubai!
34:40 – 💪 Dubai Gym Workout & Exercise Tips (Fibromyalgia, Arthritis, Recovery)
37:45 – 🛍️ Dubai Mall Guide: Restaurants & Food Court Tour
41:12 – 🐠 Dubai Aquarium, Fountain Show & Burj Khalifa Lake
44:32 – 🛒 Waitrose Dubai + Oriental Section & Ice Rink Vibes
46:54 – 🎶 Street Food, Bhaji Song & Day Review
48:00 – 🍳 Another Epic Breakfast: Keto Carb Counts
50:01 – 🎟️ Dubai Weather, VOX Cinema & City Centre Deira Mall
52:00 – 🛒 Carrefour Dubai Tour: Meats, Cheese, Veg, Desserts + Carb Counts
1:06:06 – 🌆 Dubai Frame, Gifts Village, Kefir Drink & Al Karama Night Walk
1:12:50 – ☕ Final Dubai Breakfast, Holiday Medicine & Emirates Plane Food Review
1:16:19 – 🚂 Gatwick Arrival, Train To Eastbourne & A Proper British Tea
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🗺️ *Locations* 🗺️
📍*• Home Bangkok*
📍*• Center One Victory Monument*
📍*• Swensen’s*
📍*• McDonald’s*
📍*• Airport Link Ratchaprarop*
📍*• Suvranabumi Airport BKK*
📍*• Lawson*
📍*• Emirates Plane lol*
📍*• Dubai Airport DXB*
📍*• Burjuman Metro*
📍*• Viva Supermarket*
📍• *Hampton by Hilton Al Seef Dubai*
📍*• Dubai Mall*
📍*• Günaydin*
📍*• CHARLEYS PHILLY STEAKS*
📍*• Kripsy Kreme*
📍*• Jungle Juice*
📍*• Bombay Chowpatty*
📍*• Bikanervala*
📍*• German Doner Kebab (GDK)*
📍• *Dubai Mall Aquarium*
📍• *Burj Khalifa Lake*
📍• *Waitrose Dubai*
📍• *Texas Roadhouse*
📍• *City Centre Deira (Port Saeed)*
📍• *VOX Cinemas City Centre Deira*
📍• *TGI Fridays*
📍• *Food Central*
📍• *Dubai Carrefour Hypermarket*
📍• *ABDC Metro*
📍• *Dubai Frame*
📍• *Gifts Village Dubai*
📍• *Nesto Hypermarket*
📍• *Karama Central Mosque (Hamad Dhaein AlHuwaidi Masjid)*
📍• *4C Street Dubai*
📍• *Bahart Food House – Al Karama*
📍• *Sheikh Khalifa Bin Zayed Street*
📍• *Al Adil Supermarket*
📍• *West Zone Supermarket*
📍• *Love Bird Cafeteria*
📍• *Emirates Plane Airbus A380*
📍• *London Gatwick LGW*
📍• *Eastbourne Train Station*
📍• *Home Eastbourne*
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🌍 *Subtitles:* 🇹🇭 Thai: ผจญภัยจากกรุงเทพสู่ดูไบ! + Dubbed in other languages!
This is the ultimate Dubai travel vlog.
Starting off at Bangkok, Thailand, and ending in Eastbourne, England. Day one,
we do our last minute packing, head off up to Suvarnabhumi airport for our Emirates flight
to Dubai. Check out a few supermarkets, check in at Hampton by Hilton Al Seef, and I give you a
little tour. We then have the most amazing venture in Dubai Desert, the Red dunes Lahbab Desert, ATV
riding, sandboarding, and Middle Eastern barbecue. That was just beyond amazing. The next day after
an epic breakfast, I have a little gym workout, give you some exercise tips before heading off
to Dubai Mall. I show you the local restaurants before seeing the biggest indoor aquarium ever.
Thousands of sea creatures and even sharks. We then show you Dubai fountain show. Absolutely
epic and the Burj Khalifa. Next day, another epic breakfast. carbs versus keto before we head off to
city centre Deira. I give you a little brief tour of the mall before showing you Carrefour Dubai,
the most epic famous supermarket in all of Dubai. I cover the meats, the cheeses, the fish counters,
Middle Eastern treats is absolutely amazing. See the carb counts for everything. Even try local
food. Oh my god, it was fantastic. After that, we head off to Al Karama for a night walk, see
Dubai Frame, Gifts Village, Burjuman Station, love birds Cafeteria. The next day, our final
breakfast in Dubai before heading off back to England. We make our way to Dubai airport. I
give you a review of Emirates plane food and then we head off by train back to Eastbourne
for a lovely cup of tea and a family reunion with mummy. This trip we’re going to France and
I got something super special planned. It scares the hell out of me, but oh my god. Stay tuned.
I’ll let you know how it goes. I don’t think she can hear me. She’s deaf. What’s up, guys? Hope
you having a freaking good day as always. So, here we are in Thailand on I know August August
the 6th or something and it is our last day here. We’re heading off to England for uh 3 months.
So, our penult our ultimate day here. We’re just going for a naughty Swensen’s kind of a
tradition. Well, normally tradition with mum, but uh yeah, we decided to keep that tradition
as we got like a discount card. And uh yeah, check out by the way my hair my hair. I get my
my house. I think it’s my house. I gave myself my own freaking haircut yesterday. What do you
think? Let me know in the freaking comments. And uh oh yeah, freaking listen to now as well.
Huge freaking accident and everything. So yeah, that’s a bummer. Cheer me up by subscribing. And
yeah, anyway, enough waffle now cuz I’m probably picking a load of rubbish. I’ll catch up with you
in Switzerland in a bit. I’m just going to get a couple of scoops of ice cream or four because the
buy one get one free. Unfortunately, they never do freaking keto choices. No sugar-free ice cream in
Swensen’s. This is absolutely freaking terrible. Oh dear. Anyway, oh my god, I am so freaking
tired. I like had a terrible night sleep and uh probably all the stress and everything. I
say we’re going to Dubai first. I don’t know if I said that earlier, but yeah, I did Dubai
first. Tomorrow we got a tour in the freaking um in the freaking middle of the desert, which
is absolutely crazy. visiting here in Bangkok. Now tomorrow I’ll be like on freaking camels and
whatnot. Oh dear. Anyway, yeah, just about ice cream to you when it comes. Unfortunately, it’s
not a good time to eat this cuz I haven’t had any protein. Haven’t anything to eat today so far. So,
I’ve been fasted for about the last 20 hours. So, having carbohydrates is not the best thing to do.
But there you go. Anyway, ramen raisin, macadamia, tai tea, and Oreo cream. By the way, shake your
legs like this. You can reduce the glucose spike in that from eating carbohydrates. So, shake your
legs like a frigginmong And uh yeah, you’re good to go for There you go. Get your ordering people.
By the way, guys, it’s not Oreo. Apparently, it’s chocolate milk and cookie cuz someone wouldn’t
shut up about telling me how it wrong and not the right one. There you go. Chocolate milk and
not what it is. Oreo. Chocolate milk. Yes, there you go. Both right then. Sexy face. So, she got
her lovely bingsu. Looks like bread. Obviously, the same ice cream there. Some jelly. And the
bingsu is like a Korean sort of ice cream. I don’t know if you can see it in England. I’m
not sure if we saw it in England last time. I cannot remember. But there you go. It’s really
cool. Really nice. Mrs. Unhealthy getting a McDonald’s. Terrible. Just had ice cream. Just had
ice cream. So, we just got back well about an hour ago and everything. So, heard Swenson saying not
good to have on an empty stomach. But, uh, yeah, I say keep your legs shake and everything. Go
for a walk afterwards. Get that carbohydrate, the sugars into your muscles instead of going
straight to your uh uh uh anyway. Yeah. So, oh my god, I just like getting a bit stressed now.
The rooms are absolute freaking dump. Oh my god, you don’t want to see that. Now I’m just trying
to sort out my uh plants. Obviously 3 months. Don’t really want them to die. I’ve had
these ones on freaking like 10 years, the cacti for uh I don’t know about 5 years or so.
I think they’re going to be all right, but um I’m not too sure about the other ones. Look at these.
These are looking fabulous. Look at that. Shame to leave them with the lovely flowers on. Got some
my indoor ones up here. Check out these things. They’re awesome. Obviously, gravity a little bit
up in here and they slowly trickle down and soak down the water. So hopefully uh they will last 3
months. Fingers crossed. Be upset if they don’t. They’re looking lovely these plants. Obviously
really good for your health. Get your lovely oxygen, especially when you’re in Bangkok city
air. Freaking not the best of uh airs. But oh, cracking day today though. Lovely breeze, blue
sky. Anyway, I just uh had some protein as well when I got back as well. Some borgi Bulgogi uh
pork. Lovely Korean food. A few more carbs in the sauce and whatnot, but I’m just using everything.
Just realized we had a watermelon, so I was just going to make a watermelon smoothie. Obviously
not that keto, but yeah, I say it’s all good. Just using up stuff. Um, yeah. So, won’t be having a
watermelon smoothie now. Yeah, freaking frozen in there. I was in the bloody fridge for crying out
loud. Yeah, totally gone. Oh well. Rest in peace, watermelon. Rest in peace. You’ll be good.
Uh, fertilizer compost. Okay, so we’re at the other side. Check it out in mum’s room area. But
just got a wash on doing the last few minutes. I say got these uh these plants to do now. Freaking
forgive my fat ass body. Oh, by the way, check it out. freaking down like 14 kilos since mum left in
the end of February. So there you go. Keto is the best diet for losing weight. Those are low carb,
high protein meals. So yeah, check them out. I put some up here and check my follow my Instagram
as well. You see actually loads of these freaking awesome foods. And yes, I’ve just got to do
these plants now down here. I’m not sure how well they’re going to last to be fair. My lovely tomato
plant and shitty plant. Here’s a freaking carrot. I think it was carrot that one, but uh yeah. And
these ones. Don’t know what I’m going to do, but there you go. I’ll tell you what though. Check it
out. It’s a freaking cracking day. I’d love to be swimming by the pool now. Look at that. Absolutely
beautiful. The wind today is just like really cool. It’s normally hot wind. It’s lovely cool
wind. Blue sky. Oh my god, mate. It’s absolutely freaking awesome. Check out that over there. Such
a lovely day. I’d love to go for a walk. Oh god, the room is a shite hole. Oh god, what a mess. I
think we finally got the cases freaking packed and everything. And uh yeah, we’re going to get ready
to go in a minute. Oh, you got about an hour, I guess. Check out the bloody storm. Beautiful
day today. And it’s absolutely hammering it down. We got like a walk to the airport link which is
just around there. It’s about a freaking uh 7 minute walk. So a dear. There you go. Check
out all the plants as well. Hopefully they will survive. Place your bets now if they will. Oh
god, this room’s a shy old sh. Don’t look at that. Don’t look at that. Oh my god. Embarrassing. Just
come over to uh my side now. Oh my word. Can you bloody see that? Oh my god. Of course you can see
it. It’s freaking me. Yeah. So that’s great. Yeah. It’s around about uh 20 11. Oh my god. So freaking
stressed. Oh my bloody god. I get so stressed out when I’m bloody traveling like this. I tell you.
So touch freaking word for a miracle. Bit of luck. The rain has just freaking stopped. Freaking
just stopped. Absolutely hammering down like crazy. Probably the most amount of rain we bloody
had for the entire bloody year today. So yeah, we’re just heading down to the airport link
now. I’m going to get some mushrooms. Don’t get mushrooms at all. I don’t know why I said
that. Going to get some mints. I’ve got the first letter correct anyway in 7-Eleven first.
And just got to the airport link. We got these annoying bits when you have to bring up the cases
up the freaking stairs to get to the escalator. Bloody stupid. Why don’t you make the escalator
down to the bloody floor? Oh dear. Bloody hell, I’m hot. Woo. Anyway, just made it. Not in time,
unfortunately. The train just bloody left. So, got probably about 15 minute wait. Oh, well, it’s
all good. It’s all good. This is a great start, isn’t it, guys? To the train. Fudging escalator’s
broken. God’s sake. Just had to carry both the bloody suitcases up the bloody stairs. Oh, ships
Yeah, that’s how Albert get the machines. They’re broken after time as always. You still can’t
freaking scan them. I can’t use a QR code. It’s ridiculous. Anyway, just got the ticket now. Not
sure what the time the train’s going there. Bloody hell. That was a workout and a half. Jeez. Here
we are then. Goodbye Rachel. See you in about 3 months. Crazy. Hard to believe this traffic
is like near near midnight. Oh dear. Attention please. The train is approaching. Bing bing bing
bing. Oh, bloody hell. Freaking hell. Do a bit of a clean, couldn’t it? When’s the last time this
was clean? Terrible. Okay, see I saw one of them. Absolutely freaking dead quiet today. There hardly
anybody here. It’s ridiculous. I don’t know what’s going on. That was all boarded off up here. Dead
quiet. Everything’s shut as well. Oh yeah. We’re not having much luck with escalators today. alert
this one. Here we are at departures. Yeah, quite obviously a lot busier than it was on the train,
but uh nowhere near as busy when mum left a few months ago. There we go. S U Emirates. Emirates.
Emirates. I think we’re over here. Emirates, by the way. Love hate relationship with them.
Check out my most hated video up here as well. I’ll put the link in a second. Well, not in a
second after I when I do the editing, obviously. That’s not Emirates. There’s Emirates. There you
go. Right here. Right here. Okay. in a bit. So, we just got all checked in and no problem at all.
Absolutely wicked. The first case 29.9 kilos and the other one 20 26 and a half. So, that’s pretty
good. Can get a few things in Dubai now. So, yeah, just going to get a coffee now in Lawson. The
traditional coffee. Probably jam-packed to freaking sugar cuz they don’t do freaking
sugar-free ones are anyway, which is very annoying. And uh yeah, that’s what’s happening at
the moment. Stay tuned for more steak and freaking travel. Yeah, check it out. It’s bloody bron.
They’ve now got zero sugar version. Sucralose is a bit rubbish, but yeah, no sugar. Check it out.
Bloody unbelievable. I get to the teal and they say, “You can’t buy it now. It’s a new product.
It’s not in a system. Why is it freaking out to be sold?” So now you can’t buy the freaking
sugar-free drinks out for sale. Ridiculous. I got a sugar version. Always always something
bloody going wrong in there. Bloody hell. Okay, just going through the scanner section. Scanner
baggie section now. My god, my brain is uh not functioning that well now. I’m freaking shattered
AF. only slept like a couple of hours last night as well. What are you doing? Why? All gone through
no problems at all. Check out this awesome dragon thing. They’ve had it here for years, but it’s
super cool, isn’t it? Check out Gucci’s wool. Last year they had loads of um awesome butterflies
and stuff. This time they got um some boy holding his purse. Wow, that makes me want to buy
Chanel Gucci. Oh dear. There you go then. So, we’re in the plane. All ships in all okay and it’s
absolutely freaking out in it down at the moment. Fingers crossed it don’t get bloody delayed.
So yeah, just waiting in the plane now to take off. You got about another What’s the time?
No, about 25 minutes or so. Check it out, guys. Here’s breakfast. You got scrambled eggs
with spinach and brown bread roll, granola bar, fruit, and sugary yogurt, like 99% carbs. And I
got orange juice and a uh coffee as well. Just got to Dubai airport now. Wasn’t too bad a flight
at all. Actually, I was so freaking tired. I did crush out a little bit. tried to watch a film like
a freaking Godzilla. Absolutely freaking sucks. That’s a freaking terrible film. Like bloody hell.
The graphics like are better on my freaking Amiga 1200 than that bloody thing with the AGA chipset.
Oh dear. Anyway, absolutely shocking. Where you going by Hong Nam? Okay, she’s just going to
the toilet again. The other one’s all covered in bloody water all over the toilet seat. Oh
dear. Anyway, absolutely freaking shattered at the moment. So yeah, we’re just going to go
through check in after she goes pee and I will see you after that. Ciao. Bloody walking into me.
All retired deal. She’s bloody gung. Retired deal. We’re not connections. We are arriving a lot
quieter than last time. Oh, yeah. Either toilet here or ah we just missed the train. We just
got all checked through everything. All okay. And yeah, they got this new sort of smart scan and
this time we don’t get the freaking stamp in the passport which sucks. And now we gone through and
they say, “Oh, we run out of the bloody SIM card.” So now we’re going to have to buy a bloody SIM
card which is incredibly annoying cuz it’s well expensive over here. Anyway, just about to get
the baggage. See you in a sec. Getting bloody annoyed. Like I say, we went through that
bloody scanner thing. So, don’t get bloody SIM cards. I said now we had to buy a bloody uh
SIM card for the few days and it’s freaking 500 B. That’s like freaking 10 10 quid and whatnot
on the freaking cheap hobos. Could have got it bloody free if we went through the other one. They
didn’t bloody tell us that. I’m really annoyed. Oh well. But we get 30 minutes free calls to anywhere
around the world. So, that’s a bonus. And yeah, we’re just heading up the escalator now to uh to
the metro to get to our friend’s Burjuman Station. Did you go the car? There you go, guys. Check
it out. City centre deer. It’s pretty cool this place. Check out last year’s vlog. And here was
the next station. They got different things here. They got the different masala bits like a spice
mix. [Music] Check it out, So, we just got off of Burjuman Station off the Ron exit. Two people
gave us the wrong way. This is where we ate early last time here. They had loads of like nice
little the Indian food sort of snacky things. So, check that video out. And it’s obviously been
replaced this time. So, don’t have anything bloody toy here now. That’s a shame. The melons
again. Check out the melon size. They’re huge, man. They just come in the what’s it called?
Viva Supermarket. See if I get any snacky things. There we go. Labneh. Oh my god. I love
this stuff so much. It’s so good. Pull cream. Fresh labneh laban. Sounds good. Carbs 4.8. There
you go. Oh man, check out the beef. Look at that. 140 B for that. It’s about 3 quid. That nice
Brazilian beef is awesome. There you go. These lovely Indian snacks. Got some last year. Well,
nice. Especially these ones. These are lovely. Check these out if you come to Dubai, India,
this area. Few more carbs though on the batter, but it’s all good. Not terrible. And
here we are. Hampton by Hilton Hotels. by Elie. Wicked. It’s a lot busier this time.
A lot busier. Oh dear. Someone peed themselves. Here we go. Looking good. Here we
go. Oh, check it out. Check it out. It’s way smaller than our last room.
Here’s our view from outside. Nice uh nice view from outside. Obviously TV.
And here we go. We got the smeg head and coffees and teas and everything.
Raw sugar sweeteners the coffee. Oh, English breakfast tea and green Moroccan mint.
Wow. Very nice. Got the cool retro style phone. We got the other English plug in there. The
ironing board. Here is our bathroom. So, where there’s a fat looking in the mirror
that’s lost a little bit of weight, so not quite as fat. We still got the rope
to uh hang her by when she gets annoying. And uh yeah, there’s the inside of the shower. And
that is the room. Yeah. Yeah. So the room’s much smaller than last time. So I think last time
Yeah. There was hardly anybody here for some reason last year. And we got like I guess we got
the free upgrade. I can’t remember if we did. Did they say free upgrade or not? Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah,
they upgraded us free. So yeah, quite a difference this room. Quite a difference. But um yeah, I’m
absolutely dead shattered. I probably slept about freaking like I don’t know 52 hours or something.
I haven’t slept 52 hours. I’ve had bloody 5 hours sleep 52 hours. I’m just so so freaking tired. So
yeah, just going to sit down and relax a little bit. I say we got a trip I don’t haven’t said.
I’m about to say we got a trip to the desert in a few hours. So we’re going to go like snowboarding
in No, we’re not like some like sandboarding ATVs and camels and all of that and some some food and
everything. So yeah. Anyway, I say I’m absolutely shattered. I need to have a freaking rest and I’ll
catch up with you in a bit. Cheers. Good. Check it out, guys. So, we just had a rest in the room
and everything. I absolutely crashed out. I am so damn tired. It’s absolutely crazy. Anyway, we’re
just leaving for our trip now to the desert. We just get getting picked up now. The bloke’s just
arrived. So, catch up with you in a sec. Cheers. Oh, that looks great. Got some Dubai Frame. Oh,
thank you very much. Well done, Samsung [Music] Check it out, guys. So, we just got to the
desert now. It’s freaking pretty freaking warm. Absolutely freaking awesome. Look at all that sand
in that. It’s absolutely crazy. So, we’ve just got all sort of checked in, signed our lives away,
signed a waiver away that if if you peg it, then uh they can’t be held responsible. And now we’re
deciding if a sand buggy or an ATV. We got the ATV booked, but you can upgrade to a stand buggy.
So, not too sure yet. But yeah, pretty cool. Just has some like teas and coffees and some dates in
there. Obviously, Dave’s not that keto, but it’s all good. You’re on holiday. So, just looking at
the price, 850, 950. So, I think we’re going to pass. That’s couple hundred quid. And we’ll tell
you how much to to press. Okay. Okay. And uh well, should be another one here at Bose of Breaks all
the time. Okay. Uh guys, avoid any fast food also. Okay. Yeah. Also zigzag drift. I know it’s very
good, but check it out. Got all of the helmets. There you go. That one’s for you, woman. Exactly.
Exactly. Here we go, guys. Check it out. Check that out. The June buggies, though. They look
awesome, but yeah. A little bit expensive. Just waiting for our one now. I said this one. He said,
“Yes, we get on.” And he says, “No, not that one.” He says, “Get on that one. go get over it and they
give it to someone else. So, no idea. I don’t know what’s going on at the moment. Oh my god, I’ve
got lotion in my eyes though. Bloody snore. Check it out, guys. Here’s our ATB. Absolutely awesome.
Freaking desert. This is absolutely amazing. Look at that. Look at that. It’s bloody just sand
everywhere. I say that’s what a desert is. It could be snow is where we know. Look at this.
Bloody sand everywhere. Oh, this is awesome. Here [Music] we are just having a pit stop.
Oh man, this is awesome. Check out them. That’s so good. Oh, those doom buddies
are bloody awesome though. Check it out, guys. In the freaking desert now is absolutely
freaking amazing. It’s so freaking cool. Check out all of this. How amazing is that? These
freaking doom buggies look so much value, I tell you. Unfortunately, a little bit expensive.
All the freaking greenery down there growing. It’s absolutely freaking amazing. This is just
like the sand just goes on for miles and miles and miles. It’s just absolutely just
incredible. I say what’s even more amazing, there’s more bloody stars in the universe than
there is grains of sand on um freaking Earth. Look how much sand is here. Oh wow. This is
just so freaking amazing. You definitely got to come to Dubai and do this trip, I
tell you. Absolutely freaking awesome. Oh my god. The sand is like freaking super super
fine. Look at the sand. Crazy. Look at that. Wow. Good so far. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s go. Let’s go.
Let’s go. Time to move to our next destination. Some sand and surfing. Sand boarding, whatever
you call it. That’s pretty freaking cool. Okay, here we are. I’m just getting a lesson
and overview of how to sandboard like a professional. Ready, watch me go absolutely
flying. And uh yeah, I wasn’t wrong. You okay? Falling like a
professional. That was sad. That started off all right. Oh my god. There you
go. Check it out. I did it for YouTube. Okay, here we go. Lean back, woman. Lean back. Not
that far. Woo! Yeah, that’s pretty cool. You went bloody miles. Good job. That’s your yearly
effort of exercise now, I think. Oh, go back on that. He’s like, when God say epic fail, it’s
all right. I got it on video. Don’t worry. Oh, that’s hilarious. Jeez, it’s not too bad, is he? I
mean, he should be good, really, shouldn’t I mean, he’s Australian. I mean, they’re known for their
surfing, right? I don’t get to practice as much uh in Bangkok. So that’s my excuse. Oh yes,
I know that one. Really pleased with this. I say my body was like so sore and painful
all over with my fibromyalgia disease. Yay. Really was quite difficult doing this, but
yeah, keep fighting. Yeah, made it. Oh man, that was freaking awesome. I nailed it on the
last one. It didn’t crash at all. That was absolutely wicked. Definitely got to check it out.
Sandboard it. Oh my god though. I tell you though, walking up that freaking walking up the freaking
sand tune. It’s freaking killer. Like the sand is just so freaking fine. It’s just absolutely
freaking hard as walking up it. Absolutely amazing hit session though. I tell you, my heart
rate is about 100 bloody 50 at the moment. Anyway, we’re just waiting to go now. And uh not sure
where we’re going. I think we’re heading back and then we’re going to head up to some other
location. I think it’s some camel camel riding or something. Oh ships got my breath back. And
she done it as well. She absolutely freaking amazing. Sat down. But I’ve done quite a good job.
She’s been absolutely miles obviously because of the weight. Oh dear. You like it there? She has no
sense of adventure, I tell you. Thinking, “Oh, my legs look pretty freaking tanned. I didn’t realize
it was the actual sand from the desert. Oh my god, that stuff is just so fine. It just sticks to you
like hell. It’s absolutely crazy.” So, yeah. No, no tanned legs, unfortunately. Yeah. So, after
that absolutely freaking amazing experience in the desert, you really must check it out. We are
now heading off to Al Khayma Camp or something like that which means the tent in Arabic. Guys,
now get ready for the camels. Check it out. Just got dropped off outside. Whoa. Here we are.
Look at everything. Right. Check it out. We’re just heading off into this part down here. We’re
going to feed some camels and ride some camels or something out. And then get some uh Yeah.
And then get some grub. I think we got like a traditional barbecue. That’s going to be pretty
awesome. It’s a lovely temperature at the moment. Way way colder than it was last year. Last
year was absolutely freaking mental here. So guys in the free time for free over there we
have shisha. You can smoke shisha Starbucks. He will give you the local coffee which called
gawa and tea with mint, tea with milk also for free. Whenever you want you can come here to
take. The best thing is the local coffee with dates. Wow. That is cool. This is pretty cool,
isn’t it? I’m looking forward to the food. [Music] Sorry. So, they have this stage area
which is surrounded by all the tables that we sit down for for dinner, obviously. And they
do a few sort of little shows. There’s nothing sort of major going on, but it’s a nice little
uh background to to have while you’re eating, which is pretty freaking cool. I say
this this whole trip has been fantastic, and the the the price is absolutely amazing.
I say if you want any more information, make sure you let me know in the comments or
message me on the Instagram as well. Stay cool or lentil. Check out the food stuff here.
Some of the bread, hummus, tabula, fush, some vermicelli, Egyptian rice. Oo, they go down
what that is. Look, some nutty meat stuff. Dawood basha. That looks freaking awesome. V okra. Wow.
Oh my god. Mix. What’s it called? Mahashi. Wow. Some potato vegetables. Oh, kisscus. That is one.
Nice. Moroccan chicken tine. Oh, I tell you what, the food here looks absolutely amazing. It’s so
much meat. Hello. Hello. Lamb. Oh, yeah. Love the lamb, mate. Cheers. Thank you. Sir. Uh, no,
that’s okay, mate. Just the lamb. Lamb sto fresh, chicken, drumstick, and lamb. Enjoy your ma. Come
back for more. Enjoy. Good luck. Fresh bread, man. Look at that. That is freaking awesome.
That’s awesome. Hello. You’re all right. This is loft. Oh, wonderful. Chicken stove. Wicked.
And chicken drumstick. Fresh barbecue. Cheers, mate. Thank you very much. For you, sir. I’ll be
back. Don’t worry. Barbecue now. You have already. This one is great. Yeah. Oh, wicked mate. Thank
you. God, out of nowhere. Enjoy. Don’t worry, I’ll eat it if you don’t finish it. Bloody
wonderful. Look at that, mate. Oh my word. Chicken, lamb, loads of stuff. I don’t know.
Whatever it is. Meatballs and everything. Flatbread. Wicked. Oh, food. Absolutely
freaking wonderful. It’s just like meat, meat, meat, meat, meat. So many good flavours
and spices. Absolutely freaking delicious. Check out that my second plate. Freaking huge
plate full of lamb. I’m absolutely freaking stuffed. Cat on the video. So, you know what
that means? You have to freaking subscribe. See what the desserts are like. Got to try these
things when you’re out. Even though they’re definitely not going to be keto. They look like
the freaking English thing. Bloody um biscuits called with a jam in the middle. Can’t remember.
Jammy doilles. What’s that one? Pumpkin pichimal. I think it’s a brownie. It’s made of cider.
I don’t think Mali traditional Arabic bread pudding. M. Give that a go. I think it’s bread and
egg and bread pudding. Oh, is it? Yeah. Similar to the English dough, grandma style. After our epic
feast in the middle of the desert, Jammy Dodgers and Grandma’s bread pudding. We’re finally ready
now to ride the camels. Don’t like him, does he? I’m going to piss on. Leg up. Leg up. There
you go. You got up the stuff. You can do it. Come on. Leg over. There you go. Can’t see
that. Well, we’re on the camel. Here we go. Hold on. Bloody hell. Jeez, that’s a bit
Could have had a bit of warning for that. Nearly had a YouTube fail clip there. Oh, wicked. It’s quite cool though, actually, isn’t it? Yeah.
There’s not a huge area where you go around the camels. They just got like a little circuit as
you can see with like the lights going around. You can do this as many times as you want in the
selected sort of time period you have. But yeah, it’s pretty freaking cool. It’s really
really enjoyable. They’ve also got some like um telescopes where you can do the
stargazing as well, which is obviously going to be absolutely amazing in a desert
cuz there’s hardly any light pollution. really wanted to do that but unfortunately didn’t
have enough time. There we go. Getting ready. Just finished our camel ride on our camel Marawi
Malari Marawi or something like that. Freaking awesome. Only a little one, but really really
enjoyable. My god. You got to hold on tight though. I like tell you what, you get up, it’s
like a freaking roller coaster like and then if you don’t hold on tight I tell you you’re going
absolutely fine. So after doing our camel rides, we then come back into the main tenty area. Time
is time is getting on a bit. We haven’t got that long left and we can see the last bit of the
show. There’s some like sort of fire breathing stuff and all of that. Like this stuff is
going on all the time and that so you can just do what you want in this area. There’s
so many different things to do. And then she really wants to get one of these Hannah tattoos,
henna tattoos, Hannah Montana tattoos. I think we’re we’re really pushing our time limit there.
They’ve done it really quickly though. But yeah, it’s all included in the price everything
around here. And uh yeah, check it out. Not bad, I think. Not bad. Looks pretty freaking cool.
Well, here we go then, guys. We just got back to the room now. Absolutely freaking fantastic
trip. You really must do that if you come to Dubai. It’s totally worth the money. The ATVs, the
sand boarding and that and the food was absolutely freaking amazing. Didn’t record too much there.
It was just so freaking difficult to record. It’s just so much to do. Not enough time really.
And um just absolutely dead tired. You see, I’m absolutely shattered. I’ve only slept a
few hours. And uh yeah, absolutely shattered. Absolutely shattered. Absolutely freaking
fantastic. Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful. I will see you tomorrow. Hopefully a bit more
energising energises energy energy energizing for breakfast and that. So yeah, see you tomorrow.
Take care. Stay cool. Thanks for watching. Make sure you subscribe and like and all that malarkey.
And yeah, see you tomorrow. Ciao. Chicken. I don’t know what she’s doing. I don’t
know what she’s doing. What’s up, guys? Here we are in Dubai. We just uh woken up a
few hours ago. Feeling absolutely shattered still from yesterday’s like excursions and everything.
But oh my god, absolutely freaking awesome. You definitely must check that out if you come to
uh to Dubai. So so good. Food was absolutely freaking amazing. I still feel a bit fill up.
But uh yeah, talking about food, we’re heading down to breakfast buffet now. So let’s see what
they got. Probably can’t eat too much, but yeah, looking forward to it. Last year was absolutely
freaking amazing. Anyway, let’s head down to ketchup. Let’s head down for breakfast now. They
probably got some ketchup there though. So yeah. Oh dear. Bloody hell. Brain’s not activated yet.
Brain’s not activated. Need some coffee. Down at breakfast again, guys. Check it out. Got obviously
the toasted machine, the white bread. You got some croissant. We got some egg fritter. Wow, check
it out. Zeta croissant chocolate cross. Very carby this part. And obviously more bread, some
butters. There’s my favourite coffee machine, coffee cups. They got the labneh and everything.
Oh, we got a cheese and cured ham. Bree and shed. You can come back there in a minute. People there.
What have we got here? We got the What’s that? Oh, is that the um the uh porridge? Some porridge
in your different here. We got the waffles. We got noodle. We got those sausages from last year.
Chicken sausages as well. Scrambled eggs, eggs, potatoes. There’s a yogurt, fruit, chickpea salad
section. Okay. Check it out, guys. Then here’s my first breakfast. Unfortunately, it’s not quite as
good as last year, but uh yeah, still pretty cool nonetheless. We got some baked beans. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Obviously, the baked beans not that keto. Got scrambled eggs, fried potatoes,
not that great. Sausages are awesome. Then we got some of the cheeses. Can’t remember what this
one is. My favourite cafe lattes, coffee lattes, latte lattes, whatever you call them. And a cup
of English tea. And yeah, she’s just come and the waitress has tried this new drink out. It’s
beetroot, carrot, and apple. Bit of a sip to it actually. I’m not sure if there’s ginger in there.
And uh yeah, this is what she’s got. croissant and some vegetably stuff. Don’t know why she never
gets vegetables. And some of the uh egg, sausage, and potato as well. There you go. You’re
happy. Nice. Nutella. No. That’s a bummer. Oh, wow. There you go. Cheers. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Cool. Wicked. I look nice. Cheers, mate. Thank you. Enjoy. Cheers. And uh yeah,
this B’s just got this new sort of um one they’re trying out as well. This muffin. And uh yeah, we
got some Nutella as well. So yeah, not bad so far. Service is pretty good again, but I say not quite
as good as last year. A bit annoyed they haven’t got any of the freaking napa. Absolutely looking
forward to that. I love that so much and haven’t got any today. I’m going to be buying some in
the supermarket because I cannot go without that. That’s absolutely amazing. You don’t know
what it is. It’s like Greek yogurt on steroids. If you love yogurt, oh my god, you have to try
lap. That’s absolutely just wow. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Anyway, I’m going to get touching now and
I’ll catch up with you on the next food. Have a tea again. Couple of the capu not cappuccinos, the
lattes. And here’s a lovely load of the brie, some cheddar, some chippy salad. I’m being well naughty
as well. Obviously, never has cereal. Obviously, this is not keto at all. But I got some sugar
puffs. They’re not sugar puffs, what they call cocoa pops. Coco puffs. There you go. I don’t even
remember the name. I don’t have them that often. I’ve got a little bit of Nutella as well. Going to
be a complete freaking like psycho. I’m going to put a little bit in there as well. And there there
she is still eating her first plate of food. Just got a couple more coffees. And I thought treat
myself to some of the Arabic bread. Obviously, what’s the don’t have it all the time. Might
as well have it when you’re in Arabic country. Traditional or what? Absolutely wonderful.
There you go. Check it out. Check it out, guys. I am absolutely gutted as hell. I’m really
really upset. I bought this uh new microphone that I was going to use obviously with the
uh my mobile phone and that as the sound’s not that great. I thought oh yeah we have some
really cool audio now much clearer for you and uh yeah worked in the test run but unfortunately
my luck as always or lack of it. Okay, not the Midas touch the Andy touch didn’t give me any
warning and didn’t record any sound whatsoever. So I’ve lost so much sound for the rest of the
trip unfortunately which is so annoying. So, I like done the interview. I gave a massive tour
of like the supermarket. Yeah. So, I’m absolutely freaking gutted. Just so so upset about that.
Anyway, back up to the swimming pool area. I have no idea what I was saying. Probably a load of
waffle was always. So, back to breakfast. Talking about waffles. Yeah, make sure you don’t like
eat naughty crap like that all the time. Well, it’s up to you really if you want to eat crap and
then like young. But yeah, obviously processed carbohydrates very very unhealthy for you. So,
I’d recommend having them like special occasions, holidays, birthdays, etc. and all that. And
carbohydrates, not necessarily bad for you, but obviously not good for keto because you you
won’t be in ketosis. But uh as I say, carbs do not count on holiday, right? So yeah, then we headed
up to the rooftop pool area. She wanted like a photo shoot, of course. As always, she wants all
of her Instagram shots. So after about 75 angles of her and every position profitable, that’s uh
sounds a little bit kinky. And she got a few of me as well. And then I’ll show you a little bit of
the pool. I say it’s not a massive one, but it’s a nice sort of a a little dip, especially in Dubai
weather. It’s absolutely freaking cracking hot. Cracking hot. I don’t know if that’s the right
word. And yeah, as you can see the view over here as well. You can see Dubai Creek like all down
the river, which is pretty cool. And they got like the old town area. We explored this last time
and had a lovely like taste testing session with teas and everything and some of like the snacky
bits in Dubai. So check that video out. Yeah. So, after all of that little sort of a mini tour of
the swimming pool, top roof and viewage area, I tried to drag her to the gym next. But, uh,
yeah, surprise surprise, she suddenly had urgent work. How convenient. Anyway, yeah, she was having
an assault because it was getting hot as well outside. So, she went in and I went to the gym,
which is where we will head off on the next video. So stay tuned for that awesome workout, which
wasn’t that awesome because suffering fibromyalgia and arthritis and a plethora of other things is
really quite difficult and annoying. Yeah, time for a little bit of gymness. Just been down to
the pool now taking photos with her. I said, let’s do some exercise. Oh, he’s suddenly busy now. She
wants to freaking exercise. So there you go. Good leg raise machine. Let’s check it out. You can
do one by one as well. Not bad at all. Not bad at all. Yeah, for the pool and the row machine.
Absolutely freaking awesome. So smooth this machine. And then we got the the cable fly machine
as well. That’s pretty good as well. The annoying annoying thing is now that I got the freaking
fibromyalgia and I get really bad arthritis as well. It freaking hurts. So peed off. Really is
annoying. Freaking pain having freaking health problems. My freaking shoulders are well hurting.
My arthritis lately has got super super crap. I start exercising. But remember guys, don’t give
up. Exercise is one of the best things you can do for your health and longevity. If uh if exercise
could be put in a pill, it be like the most powerful medicine. Do not stop your exercise. You
got to keep going. Keep fighting. Best thing for your health is obviously good diet and exercise
and good sleep as well. Skip next day from exercise and after you’ve eaten a big breakfast is
hardly I can feel it coming back up again. Yeah. Check out the uh the treadmills in the exercise
bike cross trainer. Glass views outside. Eh, much better than jogging outside. Obviously, it’s
freaking hot and late. I might check it out if you come to this one. This window here. You can see
the the Burj Khalifa right in the background of Dubai frame over here. Dubai frame. Burj Khalifa
over there. It’s uh quite hazy today. Bit of a dust storm. So, you can’t see it that clearly,
but awesome. What? This thing is the the gym. Check it out. Outside is the Japanese restaurant
section. Lift is open. Mirror. And what’s up, guys? Hope you’re doing well. having a freaking
good day as always. So, as you can tell, this sounds like a badly dubbed Chinese kung fu film.
That’s because my uh external microphone decided to completely faf up on me. It didn’t give me any
warning at all. Anyway, after our lovely breakfast at Hampton by Hilton Al Seef and a lovely gym
workout. I want that lovely, but yeah, gym workout anyway, nonetheless. So, yeah, make sure you check
those previous videos out if you haven’t already yet. So, even if you are struggling with like a
few health problems and everything, exercise is still one of the best things you can do. And even
walking is absolutely excellent for you as well. It can help reduce the the blood sugar spikes,
improve insulin sensitivity, reduce insulin resistance. Obviously, you don’t want to get type
2 diabetes. It can like aid in digestion, help reduce like bloating and gassiness, especially if
like a massive carbohydrate rich meal like I did here. By the way, if you’re interested in keto
recipes, check out my keto playlist. It’s also a great mood booster. It increases like endorphins,
helps improve your circadian rhythm. Obviously, you want to get a decent night’s sleep in as well
cuz one of the best things you can do for your health. And no matter how old you are, if you got
health problems, you must do resistance training. It’s one of the best things you can do. Even if,
like I say, if you got like arthritis like me, it can help with the pain management. It’s going to
increase muscle mass, improve your bone density, boost metabolism, and again, like walking, it can
improve your mood, reduce stress, better sleep, etc., and increase cognitive function as
well, which is pretty good. Obviously, not after a hardcore workout, you’d be absolutely
shattered. But yeah, you know what I mean. Anyway, well, maybe you don’t. So, I’m going to have to
do a little bit of dubbing here, unfortunately. So we’re just heading off to Burjuman Metro
Station to get to Burj Khalifa Dubai Mall stop. I tell you the Dubai metro is really really good.
Really good price. Gets you to the all the main locations. So definitely recommend using that
if you come to Dubai. The next station is Max Dubai Mall. The next station is Khalifa Dubai
Mall. And once you get off at Dubai Mall stop, it’s a bit of an epic walk to actually get to the
mall. So if you obviously got health problems or you’re a lazy kid, they got like this conveyor
belt floor. So they just like ship you along like in a factory like moving goods along like the
conveyor belt. It’s a nice indoor walk anyway if you want to walk it as well. And obviously all
aircon, which is absolutely freaking fantastic in this uh weather. And here we are then. This is the
entrance from the metro station. Comes out right into the mall in this area. Absolutely freaking
fantastic. I tell you, this is probably my top mall in the world. So, if you’re into malls, even
if you’re not, you must come and check this place out. It is is just uh jaw-dropping. It really is.
Anyway, as always, she’s freaking hungry AF. We only ate like a few hours ago, have bloody puff
breakfast, but obviously she wants to try some of the food cuz it is absolutely freaking fantastic.
Absolute plethora of different choices you can get like middle western food and western food as well.
And the food here is just absolutely amazing. These look quite nice, don’t they? Oh. Oh, this
is lovely. Oh, I love that. Used to get that all the time in Greece. Buy one get two free.
And uh here you go. Philly cheese steak. This always reminds me of like the Fresh Prince of
Belair. Yeah, that’s when everyone liked Will Smith unite now. I’m not sure, but I think that’s
crispy cream jungle juice. They got that. We got that in Thailand, weren’t we? Jungle Juice. Just
continuing to have a look around the food court. Like I say, there’s just an absolute plethora of
different things to choose from. You can see a little bit of the prices, but yeah, my phone’s
like really, really old. Quality of the video is not great, so apologies for that. So, check
out all the dishes. You got like chicken rabbi, plain white rice. Wow. Nala, another Indian
restaurant. There’s quite a few of them around apparently and it’s supposed to be pretty good.
So, yeah, check that one out as well if you want some Indian food. Got to say there’s just so many
choices around here. She’s so freaking hungry. She had to get like a uh some food. She got a what’s
it called? Panini Doner Panini and a German. My mate. So much food around here. It’s absolutely
freaking amazing. Such a huge variety of stuff. It’s absolutely freaking awesome. I had really
trying to record. I keep getting a look. I tried to do it screen. But tell you what, the last food
is really going to come here depriving all this. This was absolutely freaking amazing. So many food
choices. Loads of stuff. It all looks so freaking good. I just want to eat you like me. But anyway,
just going to see what the doner is like. Don panini. That’s bloody yummy. That’s really nice.
What do you think? Not too. Yeah. So, this one pan or it should be is panino really cuz panini
is floral. Panino is singular. So, it’s only mine. So, it should be a panino. So, yeah. Start
calling it panino piece cuz it’s quite annoying that anyway. So, yeah. 200 Baht 20. It’s around
about um £4 something about 200 Baht ish. Yeah. Check out the h the hammer as well. The tattoo as
well with the tattoo. Oh yeah. Check it out. Wson. Here you are guys. Check it out. The biggest
indoor aquarium in the mall. And how many malls have aquariums anyway? But freaking amazing
this. Look at that. Cool screen as well. Freaking amazing. Look how big it is. Freaking sharks
as well. Freaking sharks. This is like the the world’s largest suspended aquarium here in Dubai
Mall. It’s absolutely freaking amazing. Guess how much water it has in litres. 10 million litres.
That’s absolutely freaking mental. And it also houses over guess how many aquatic animals,
30,000 sharks, stingrays, fish, and you can even walk through like a 48 m tunnel. It’s got
like 270° views. Cage snorkelling as well. Then the freaking mall. That’s absolutely just crazy.
Yeah. So definitely worth checking out. Obviously, you got all the free bit out here and if
you uh want to pay for the different sort of excursions and uh activities that they do in
there, you obviously pay for it and go do them. And check it out. There’s some like random hot
air balloon in the middle of the mall. So yeah, after having a butcher around everywhere, we
head outside to the Burj Khalifa Lake area. They’ve got some really cool restaurants out
here as well. And if you go across the bridge, they’ve got like a souk alaha place
where they got loads of like bars and restaurants as well. So pretty freaking cool
that they do uh serve alcohol there as well. And back to the Burj Khalifa Lake. That’s when
they do these absolutely freaking amazing shows with the Dubai fountain show. Really, really is
impressive. Unfortunately, you can smoke outside here, which isn’t like that cool really cuz uh
yeah, it’s not nice breathing. Got some smoking. It’s a bit stupid, isn’t it? I think unfortunately we just missed a show. Check
it out, though. This place is absolutely awesome. Look at that. Oh my god. So impressive that you
just can’t believe it. There’s like that awesome the bridge that goes over to the other bars and
sections around there. You can get drinks in there. Bit expensive. It’s like freaking 10 or a
pint. But uh still impressed that you can get like the alcohol over here nowadays. Yeah. Check it
out. Just coming over the other side to give you a little viewpoint. Here’s all of the the river.
I can see the the bridge that leads to the other side. I say this area is massive. It just goes on
for ages. There’s just so much nice sort of like looking buildings and everything. It’s a great
place to have a walk around, especially in the evening when it’s a little bit cooler. I mean, if
you don’t mind like the temperatures outside and that, I mean, it’s a lovely walk around the lake.
I mean, it’s humongous area. It’s like 30 acres or something inside the lake. So, pretty freaking
big. Obviously, it’s a man-made one, but uh yeah, still nice to walk around and just like just
seeing the water and really relaxing. They do little boat rides on there as well, which is
pretty freaking cool. And there we are. Oh my god, just check it out. The Burj Khalifa are so high.
It’s just unbelievable. I’ll tell you what, it really is jaw-dropping. You can’t you can’t get
like the full sort of like wowess when you’re uh looking at a video. If you you come here, it’s
just like wow. That’s that’s so impressive that they built it this big. Really really is. Anyway,
the water show is about to start now. The fountain show. You can hear them like shooting off like
cannons. They’re litreally like just like wow. It’s really really freaking cool. Unfortunately,
I couldn’t show you that because they decided to play Lionel Richie and obviously yeah, you
get a bit of a copyright in that. So yeah, you don’t get to uh listen to all night long, all
night, all night with the water jets. So yeah, just um imagine imagine those sounds and
and the song in the background while I play some uh copyright free music. Look at the size of
those blueberries in Dubai Mall. They’re freaking massive. They’re the size of grapes. Wow, that’s
mental. How much? 460 Baht. M. Wow. Compare bigger than my tummy. Uh oh, that went up there. Bloody
hell. Get out, guys. In the waitress now. Look at this camel milk. It’s about about £5 200 something
Baht or just under £54 60 or something. Well, that’s pretty cool. I’d like to try that, but I
don’t know. It’s a little bit expensive. Yeah, you can definitely tell this is an American
restaurant, can’t you? Yeah. America written all over this one. If you’re watching from America,
though, let me know if that’s right. And uh is is this place popular over there? If you do
have it, let us know in the comments. Yeah, check it out. The waterfall. Awesome. That’s
so cool. Goes all the way around the corner as well. Really is an amazing humongous. Absolutely
awesome. I love it. Yeah. So, there’s quite a few different areas in Dubai Mall, by the way. Check
out our previous vlog when we went there last year as well. You can see some other different
type of stuff as well. And uh the bottom part, they got like this Asian sort of uh setting. It’s
absolutely freaking amazing. I guess like like the lights of Tokyo or sort of Shanghai, Beijing
sort of thing going on. Really really does look amazing. Really great if you want to get some
like photos and that like someone here as well. Instagram freaking pictures every 5 seconds. And
they got quite a few Asian like restaurants down here as well. They even got like a Thai massage
parlour which is enough for like half an hour which will be like um the equivalent of like 20
hours in Thailand was actually freaking mental. Just saw a Thai massage place freaking about 1,800
baht for half an hour. Little bit pricey here. A little bit pricey, but freaking cool in here
though. This mall is absolutely freaking awesome. I love this mall. I think it’s one number one in
the world. You definitely got to check this mall out if you love malls. Even if you don’t love
malls, it’s freaking amazing. Big fireplace. Quite cool over there, isn’t it? So, as you can
see, there’s like loads of sort of different opportunities to take your your photos. Obviously
like they got like a uh the pagoda gatey sort of thing with the Chinese dragon. Oh, look at the
size of that e huge. How can you not like giant pandas? They’re freaking awesome. Not very smart
creatures, but yeah, they’re still cool. Check it out, guys. They got a freaking massive ice rink
in here as well. It’s shut today for some reason. Not sure why, but check it out. It’s huge, huge
one. Must have like shows and everything down here as well. Check it out. So, we’ve just been to a
couple of supermarkets and she got some snacks as well. We got a samosa and um potato fried potato
thing. Bhaji bhaji. Love potato. Bhaji bhaji just try some of these drinks as well. They’re
freaking awesome. Cardamon milk and a date milk. Probably going to record this actually in a
room actually. It’s a bit bit loud out here. Probably you can’t hear us. So yeah, see in
a second. Good. Okay guys, so we’re just back to the room now. I feel absolutely freaking
shattered. It’s about half 10 now. I’ve been walking ages around Dubai Mall. Oh my god,
it’s absolutely freaking amazing. Seriously, you must check that place out. I say she’s
hungry again as always. Got like the samosa and everything. Not bad. Not bad. around about um I
think this was 20 B this one for the samosa which is not bad price a little bit spicy 30 B this one
the other pakora was uh 20 today’s video then hope you enjoyed it bit difficult to record over it and
that but um yeah it is what it is and uh yeah see you tomorrow’s video then I’m pretty sad now so
take care stay cool and yeah catch you tomorrow you all What’s up, guys? So, here we are on our final day
here in Dubai. Been an absolutely shattered day after today. It’s like freaking like 3:00.
I didn’t get to go to the bloody gym. We’ll go for a walk, which I plan to this morning cuz
just absolutely freaking tired as hell. Anyway, we’re just leaving now. She just finished a bit
of work and that. So, we’re just going to head off down to City Centre Deira and then maybe up
near to the Dubai frame, get some like presents and foodie bits and whatnot. So, uh yeah. Anyway,
enough being said. Um yeah, see you in a bit. So, just going to rewind to the morning first where we
had our breakfast. Oh my god, I love the breakfast at Hampton by Hilton now see Dubai. So, check it
out. As you can see, I got a load of baked beans, some potatoes, sausages, bree cheddar cheese, some
other like I don’t know what it is. Some whatnot. I can’t bloody remember cuz all the audio is gone
because my freaking microphone didn’t bloody work. And look at that. That’s Labneh, guys. Lava they
got in Labneh for me as well cuz I said how much I missed it. How wonderful was that? Little bit of
the Arabic bread again and focaccia fic for carta thing and a like a chocolate owl cho owl whatever
you call it I don’t know some coffee lattes latte lattes as I always say and some English teas
as well and she got obviously sausages potatoes a little bit of salad the Labneh as well and
some fruit and eggs I don’t know why she got salad and everything she never really gets that
at all but seems to get it on holiday and then a croissant and some butter but yeah look at that
meal absolutely fantastic that’s plate number one and here we are on My second plate of food. I
got another one of the croissant owl chocolate, whatever you call them, some ham, some cheese,
hard-boiled eggs, some more cheese, sausages, a little bit of peanut butter down there, more
of the Labneh and like the Middle Eastern salad as well. So, I try to get the protein up a little
bit. Vital to have protein. Really essential for good health. So, especially from animal proteins.
Way way superior than plant proteins. Got all of that in there. Absolutely friggin fantastic. And
a little bit of a green there just to look pretty. Oh dear. I don’t know where that came from. I
think a bit of coriander or something. Here’s her feeling absolutely tired as a fudge as well. She’s
still not eating her Labneh. She’s got some other sort of I don’t know what it is. I think they
tested out some things. I’ve got some more tea, some more latte lattes, coffee lattes,
cappuccinos, and whatnot. Got my hat in the room. So, just borrowing hers. What do you think?
Look. Look. Do I look good? Oh dear. Yeah. Check out that. It’s not girly at all, is it? Oh dear.
Wow. Cracking day again today. 40 41 Celsius. Feels like uh feels like 51. So, little bit
warm. Like I say, it’s not as bad as last year, but uh what the we’re not used to it. Bloody hell.
All these freaking people in England are like, “Oh, it’s like 29 Celsius in summer. We
got to stay inside. We need air con.” Oh, close down the country. Like freaking twice that
air comes. That’s a bunch of winters. And check it out, guys. We just got two city centre deer.
This one obviously more expensive because it’s a deer. And yeah, so got to be careful with
the filming because they’re like really weird over here with it. Anyway, just heading inside
now. So, see you inside. Tickets and food. So, just checking out the ticket prices here. Oh,
there’s the new one. I want to watch the new alien film. They probably ruined it, but subtitles
Arabic obviously in English. Go a six left. Okay, there we go. Regular ticket. Oh, that’s not too
bad. 420 Baht. Premium 520 and uh obviously next one 550 Baht. So, not bad prices actually. That’s
cheaper than um than Dubai Marina. How much is the Oh, the gold one’s 940 Baht. What about something
like Oh, twisters. There you go then, guys. So, that’s city centre Deira VOX cinema. Check it
out, guys. They got TGI Fridays. Oh my god, I used to absolutely love this in America. Wow.
Check it out. Used to love this place here. The what’s it called? Root beer floats. So, like I
say, in Dubai, they’re really funny about like you recording stuff and everything. So, here we
are in city centre. I just wanted to show you like some of this food court and everything.
I tried to do it a little bit discreetly, so that’s why it’s all over the place. But
yeah, this is such a freaking awesome food court. You got a lovely view outside. They got
loads of different sort of stuff in this place as well. This is probably one of my favourite
malls as well. Definitely in the top five. Load of different different types of food. You come
outside, check it out. There’s a escalators and whatnot going everywhere. It’s such a cool layout
around here. Loads more foods, restaurants, shops. Absolutely freaking fantastic. Check out all of
that yogurt, man. Massive sizes that 4 kilos that one. Nice. Not bad prices at all really. There
you go. 5 kilo yogurt. Men talking about nuts. These are Arabic ones. America minus from Vietnam.
America, India, America. America got some of the big big amount of almonds everywhere. Check the
notification on your phone for more information. There wasn’t any notification and that’s when
I plugged in like the external microphone which uh yeah recorded absolutely nothing at all. So
bloody annoying. I have some really cool stuff here. Anyway, city centra of car 4 is one of
my best supermarkets. It’s freaking fabulous. Definitely check it out. If you’re a stopover from
Dubai, it’s really really near the airport. So, you can just jump over from the airport if you got
a few hours, have a look and then come back unless you need a visa then you can’t. So, Carrefour food
court is absolutely amazing. There’s a plethora of different things to choose from. We got butter
chicken here, lemon chicken, stuffed orange, red chicken and the prices are pretty amazing as
well. So, just under three dirham for 100 gram. So if you want to do Dubai on a budget, definitely
check out the food court. We got some rice here if you want some carbs. Less than 2 and 1/2
dirham as well. Mashed potato, roast potato, got some like fried chicken stuffed vine needs as
well. Very Middle Eastern. And here we got more carbohydrates. We got fried banana for 1 and
a half dirham. Vegetable puff, cheese samosa, vegetable samosa, spring roll. I think there’s
like some fried mutton dish as well. Freaking wonderful or what? And we got some western
stuff here as well. We got a wrap. Yo yo yo. sandwich roll and stuff, burgers, hot dogs.
Yeah, it’s just a huge choice here. Obviously, it’s not that healthy or definitely not keto,
but um yeah, carbs don’t count on holiday, guys. As she’s always hungry. She wants to get
a little snack. So, we really don’t know what to choose. There’s just so many choices around
here, but we end up finding this Egyptian dish. It’s called a Hawawshi, which is like a stuffed
red with full of like beef and it has some like onions, tomatoes, and peppers in there. It’s the
first time we’ve ever tried this, but we thought we’d give it a go. It wasn’t badly priced as well.
was just under 10 dirham. As you can see, it looks really nice. I mean, what’s not to like? I mean,
you got fried lovely bread, beef, and oh my word, the smell is absolutely amazing. And the bloke
was really nice as well. He’s telling us about the dish, and he came from Egypt originally, and
he’s been working here in Dubai. Like I say, I interviewed all of this, but I’ve lost everything.
And here’s our Hawawshi we’re about to try for the first time. It looks absolutely freaking amazing.
Very simple dish, but supposed to be like really, really popular over there. So, uh, let’s put it
to the taste test. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Oh. Oh. Oh, that’s lovely. Oh. Oh. Look at
that. Oh, that’s um freaking That’s lovely. That That’s really meaty, bready, fry. The flavour. Nom
nom nom. Just check out that. Look at that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wonderful. Oh. Oh, that’s lovely.
That is Oh, yeah. And uh Yeah. I’ve just tried to recreate what I said. I I have no idea what I was
saying, but probably just That’s how wonderful it was. Really was delicious. So simple, but oh my
word. I I just I can’t wait to go back and try one of those again. It’s just so good. So good.
Definitely check it out and let’s see what she thinks about it. What do you think about it? Yeah,
I like Yeah, very good. Very good. That sounded more Indian than Thai, but there you go. What do
you think? Anyway, let’s have a look at the fresh produce that they have here. Oh my word, it is
mindblowing. Seriously, you won’t believe this. So, here we got a lovely load of lemons and limes.
Got the western sort of ones or the ones we have in England and the smaller sort of Thai ones as
well. Some oranges. Lovely load of citrus here. Really, really nice looking produce as well. And
here we come to the beef. Oh my god, guys. I love meat. I tell you what, meat is fantastic. One of
the most healthiest foods for you. Look at that bit of brisket there. That looks fantastic. All of
this section here on the right has been imported from New Zealand. Lovely load of New Zealand
beef. These lean cut like chunky pieces here. Half a kilo for 17 12 dirham, which is pretty
pretty good. Really good quality. And they get the beef from like loads of different places
like from I think Pakistan, Australia. Well, not India. They pray to those cow gods. And check
it out. We got some lovely minced lamb here. This one is imported from Australia and about half a
kilo as you can see is about 20 dirham lamb koftas burgers. Some different types of sausages. Oh my
word. All the meat here just looks so delicious. I really wish we had a kitchen just so I can like
cook this all up. I love meat. Oh dear. We come around the corner. We got some Pakistani beef
here. Obviously, it’s a little bit cheaper and fattier here, but don’t be worried about that. Fat
is a flavour and fat is essential for producing your hormones. Liver at 27 dirham a kilo. Yeah,
and packed with vitamins and minerals. You really should get your liver in. Oh, and there’s a few
kidneys there as well. Coming around the side, we got some chicken, which seems relatively
expensive. I can get a kilo here in Thailand. Chicken breast for less than £2. Some of it’s
almost 53 dirham a kilo, which seems crazy cuz that’s the same price as like beef and lamb. But
it does look really good quality though, I must say. Some marinated chicken here on the side.
Probably got a few extra carbs, so be wary of that if you’re doing keto. We got some Pakistani
mutton. Check out the prices. Not bad. Look, some of that is like cheaper than the chicken.
Look at 49 dirham 95. Oh man, that looks freaking fantastic. And Indian lamb as well. That’s almost
the same price as mutton, which seems crazy. Australian as well. Look at those prices. I’d
love to know the price of lamb and beef in your country. So, let me know in the comments. And by
the way, if you got any Middle Eastern lamb beefy recipes, let me know as well. I’d love to try and
recreate some. What happened to those Indian cow gods? Oh my god. Oh, look at that. Look at that
bit of beef there. Oh, my mouth is watering. And check it out. Some Brazilian beef here as well.
Eu tenho saudades do Brasil. A comida é tão boa lá Yeah, some lovely lean cuts of beef. Look
at those. Hey, don’t be worried about fat. But look at that. The quality just looks
freaking fantastic. And there we go then, guys. That was the fantastic meat section here
in Carrefour Hypermarket City Centre Deira. Now, we’re just going to move on now to the fishmonger
section. They lay it out fantastically. I mean, check out that lovely LED screen at the
background. It just makes everything just look so so awesome. What’s really cool over here, like
I said earlier, is that they um show the origin, country of the items that you’re getting, which
is really nice to see. Most of this is all locally cooked. You got quite a few different
types of fish. There’s like big eye mackerel, sultan brahman. Not too sure what that one
is. There’s a local soul. Barracuda. We got cherry. Sherry. Oh no, Sherry’s gone. Poor
Sherry. Oh dear. That’s a nice name for a fish, isn’t it? Sherry the fish. We got some local sea
bream as well. Some parrot fish. Want a cracker? Oh dear. Oh my god. That was terrible. Ah, we got
eel. Let me know if you tried eel in the comments. How would you how do you like it? I mean, we
got the traditional jellied eel that we have in England. It’s not that popular anymore. Yeah, one
of my favourite ways to have eel is the Japanese Unagi. Boku Wa Unagi Ga Daisuki Desu . After the
awesome fish section, we check out some of the fruit and veg. Oh my god. I I swear the fruit and
veg in in Dubai is on testosterone depot. Probably a bit of trend as well. I mean, look at the size
of these. Absolutely freaking mental. As you can see, like these watermelons are about three times
the size of her head. She’s got a big head. Prices are not too bad either. It’s just under three
dirham for a kilo. I say the rest of the melons look really nice as well. We’ve even got some
winter melon up here as well. Incredibly low carb. Perfect on keto that. Check out my Thai
salad recipe with that. And the bananas. Now, pretty much everywhere in like England and like
Europe and America always have like the Cavendish bananas. In Thailand, we got a a multiple variety
of different types. As you can see here as well, we got a few different varieties, which is nice to
see. Obviously, it’s not a very good keto fruit, but yeah, who who does not love a banana now and
again. Oh dear. Check out these freaking cabbages, man. Again, look at the size of them. Look at
the size of that. There’s about 20 of her hands or like freaking half of her head. Oh my god,
look at that. Oh my god. Jeez, they’re just so big. Freaking Arnold Schwarzenegger Ronnie Coleman
size. Got some pumpkin squash. Look at the bloody broccoli. Look at that. That’s crazy. Oh my word.
That’s enough to feed a family of four for like a freaking month. Litreally like twice the size of
her head. And uh what do you do for broccoli in the Middle East? How do you cook it? I’d like
to know. I haven’t seen really many sort of recipes with broccoli. So if you know any, let
me know in the comments, please. So we’re just continuing having a look around Carrefour and city
centre. Oh man, I love this place. It is really, really good. Just like a plethora of different
things to choose from. And uh yeah, I thought I’d just see if they’ve got any like keto products.
And guess what? I found some. And this one is a keto creamer. And um yeah, I don’t think I would
be buying it because check out the price. Oh my word. 71 dirham 25. And that’s on promo. I’ve
never seen this brand before. It looks like it’s an American one. Let me know if you’re an American
viewer and you’ve seen it before or have tried it. As we can see, it’s not bad on the macros fat
eight carbs three. Well, that’s a bit weird saying that’s 1% of your daily allowance because if you
times three by 100, that’s going to be 300g. So, you’re saying you should be adding 300g of
carbs. Hmm, obviously protein’s low, but not necessarily a problem. Yeah. Coconut oil. It’s got
maltodextrin though, which is not the best, but uh I mean it doesn’t seem super super bad. Silica,
guar gum, some can upset people’s stomachs, but uh yeah, seems very expensive for what it is. I’d
recommend just having a bit of cream, but like I say, if you’ve tried it before, let me know in the
comments. I’d like to know. And is it cheaper in America? Cuz bloody hell, that’s pretty expensive
over here. Obviously, there’s some protein drinks there as well. And obviously some MCT oil. Check
it out, guys. We just found the Indian dessert section. Wow, there’s some lovely stuff down here.
Sometimes I think the Indian desserts can be a little bit too sweet though, especially if you’re
used to a keto, low carb, sugar diet. They uh yeah, incredibly sweet actually. But um yeah, some
of them are really, really delicious. Especially like the gulab jamun. I really really like that
one. By the way guys, if you’re interested in Indian desserts and everything, check out my
vlog here in Bangkok, Thailand when we go to Little India. I go with my mate who’s from India,
funny enough, and we have a little tour of around the area. So, that’s pretty freaking cool.
So, check out that vlog after this one if you haven’t seen it all yet. If you probably haven’t
seen it yet, it’s quite an old one, but yeah, I’m waffling. Just go watch it after this, please.
Thank you. And here we got some of like the Middle Eastern Greek Turkish desserts. They all from the
same sort of area. They’re absolutely delicious. They’re all like a similar sort of thing like um
the puff pastry like the very filo pastry etc with like nuts in there and some like rose water
and honey. Oh my god, they’re so good. I just love that stuff. But again, it was really really
sweet and obviously not keto at all. And here we are. Dates dates galore. So if you’re feeling a
bit lonely, ain’t got a boyfriend or girlfriend, come to Dubai cuz you can get a freaking date
so easily over it. Oh dear, that’s terrible. But yeah, absolute huge choice of different types of
dates. It’s freaking amazing. And I can’t believe how many there are. And loads of different like
price ranges and quality as well. There’s some fresh ones over there. As you can see, come over
to this section. We got them stuffed with like a pistachios and walnuts and almonds and stuff. Some
of them are dropped and drop. I might I might have dropped them in there. They’re dipped in chocolate
as well. Really really nice. Yeah. And obviously they’re not keto at all, unfortunately. But yeah,
really nice as a treat now and again. Yeah. Moving on to like a cheese section. I’m absolutely
blown away by how many different type of like cheeses they have over here. Absolutely crazy. So
we got the laber. This one must be a bit firmer. It’s made into balls. I absolutely freaking love
Labneh. And obviously this one is with mint. And we got some on the side down here which is with
habach baraka. And not you Obama. Go away. Which is I think it’s nigella seed. And we obviously got
some plain ones at the back. I’m not sure how how they would eat this over here. So if you’re from
this sort of part of the world, let us know how you would eat these balls. Yeah. I can’t believe I
skipped this one. Check it out in the background. There’s like some long sort of thin cheeses cheese
string sort of uh cheese going on. Apparently it’s called Helix cheese which is from a Turkey.
Very popular over there apparently. And the brand called Mura Muratbey or something. It’s supposed
to be like made from fresh milk, less salty and everything. So you’ve tried it, let me know in the
comments. Can’t believe I skipped over that. That looks really cool. And here we are. The lab. Oh my
god, it’s so popular over here. I absolutely love this stuff. It’s just so super creamy, thick,
rich, and just gorgeous. Like cream cheese, Greek yogurt had a baby together. As you can see,
this one is the Turkish style. I’m not sure what the different styles are. Again, if you let let
me know in the comments if you know. One at the back as well, which has got some chili in it. And
there’s like some fresh sort of cream going on as well. Labneh fresh lap Turkish one again. So,
what’s the difference between them? I say, let us know. There’s so many different varieties. Labneh
with some zataar as well. And Labneh with mints. And we got Labneh with yuruku. Whatever that is, I
have no idea. And look at all these other cheeses. It’s crazy. There’s like a halumi as well at the
back which really nice fried. Remember having that in Cyprus. Baladi. Baladi cheese. Where’s that
cheese going? The baladi cheese. Paneer cheese. Egyptian feta. Feta. Saudi. I guess that’s Saudi
Arabian feta. What’s this one? Arash cheese. I mean what’s that? Yellow cheese. Egyptian ones
again. We got some bully. I don’t like the bully cheese. I mean they’re not very nice at all.
I mean picking on all those other cheeses. Cheeseand. Oh wow. That sounds like heaven,
doesn’t it? Baramelli cheese or pepper. And then we’re moving up into your traditional sort
of European cheeses. We got the cheddar, Emmental, Gouda, etc. Parmesan, Parmesano. Yeah, obviously
they’re a little bit expensive over here, but it’s absolutely fantastic that you can get
them. There’s such a huge choice of uh food over here now. Well, when I first went to Dubai like,
you know, 25 years ago, it was like a totally different place. And here we are. A lovely tub of
Labneh as well. Oh, yes. I love the Labneh. Just checking out the Halva Howa as they call it here.
And uh just found this one. Look, 100% sugarfree. That’s awesome. It was a bit more expensive
though. So, uh probably about twice the price, but uh yeah, I think I’ll give that one a miss and go
for the traditional sort of a pistachio one. But freaking awesome that they got sugar-free version.
That’s wicked. That is absolutely wicked. Oh, this chocolate one. Oh, wow. Awesome. Check
it out. Just tried this drink here as well. We just spent about an hour in freaking um what’s
it called? Car. Absolutely freaking amazing. Loads of stuff in here. Got some like a tahini and some
hawa and god freaking awesome. I say the drinks in here. They’re freaking like dairy drinks
are just absolutely freaking delicious. This one like really sour but um really nice as well.
She got a chocolate uh a chocolate um what’s it called? Chocolate chocolate camel milk drink.
Pretty freaking nice actually. Quite creamy. It’s pretty creamy. Anyway, not sure what we’re
doing now but uh yeah I’ll see you at dinner. So, we’ve just left city centre dur now and we’re
getting the Dubai Metro down to AC/DC. AC/DC, whatever it’s called. I’m just going to check
out some of the local supermarkets while we head back off. Yeah. So, check it out, guys. We
just got AC/DC and uh after city centre and now we’re in um can’t remember the name of the Oh,
here it is. City Mart. Just having a butchers at the stuff here. Check it out. They got a lovely
load of stuff. This one fresh protein meal. Look, 90 g of protein for that. That’s awesome.
Just um what’s got about £2.40 for 90 g of protein bar one litre lovely juggly fresh
laban I love laban there we go all the milk wonderful wonderful sort of blur look look at
the yogurt look a kilo of yogurt for 50 baht this in Thailand would be like freaking like
two 260 baht now freaking like crazy cheap chapati 2.49 Dirham lovely stuff wow look at that
Look at that one. That’s a lovely one. Check out that. Not bad. Look at that mother from Kenya.
350 baht Indian. Wow. Wonder how much that is in England. Yeah. 130 Baht refined. Refined blend.
Ask for refined blended. Not 100%. Look at that honey. 1 kilo of honey for about 2. Not bad at
all. Oh, nice. I see too many cars for keto. Okay. The carnivore diet. Check out these 150g different
dates. Awesome. Nice. Check it out, guys. We’ve just been in Nesto Hypermarket. They’re really
really about you filming in there. But yeah, just got some like coconut baffy and some baklava
pistachio baklava. Oh my god. BL, whatever you want to call it. BL. That’s what you wear on your
head. But oh my god, so freaking cheap. It’s like 150 Baht for both of them together. Got about
400g. Absolutely freaking amazing. It cost a leg in Thailand. Obviously not keto at all. Loads
and loads of cars in black of them. But oh my god, brings me back to the freaking Greece days.
Absolutely love it. So so freaking good. And a little treat is not the end of the world, is it?
You know, I say that on every single bloody video, but yeah. Anyway, heading off to Dubai frame
here. I’ll see you in a sec. Wow, check out that. Love skyscrapers. Think where the freaking
hell is Dubai frame? We found it somewhere, I think. Oh, there we go. The other side. Come
out a bit further this way. There we go. Check it out. Dubai frame. These freaking posts out the
way. There we go. You can go up all inside that. I can’t remember how much it cost. Didn’t do it
last time cuz we’re cheap hobos. We’re not doing it this time for the same reason. Yeah, check
it out. It looks pretty cool. They got all the part behind it, but um yeah, time’s getting on
feeling shattered and going obviously going back to England tomorrow. Just going to have a look in
Gifts Village opposite Dubai Frame in Zabeel Park across like the the motorway area and that’s quite
a big shop. Loads of different stuff in there you can get and the prices are pretty pretty good.
So, if you want to see a little bit more of this, check out our video where we went there last year
where you can see like loads of snacks and drinks, dates and all of that malarkey. I don’t
think we bought much in there this time, but I did get the same drink as I did the year
before. This lovely giant I think it was litre a litre of kefir milk. It’s oh my god, it’s really
really nice. Might not be everyone’s cup of tea. It’s slightly sour fizzy milk. So, yeah, it’s
a little bit weird, but really really good. And obviously all these fermented products are
really good for the the gut bio. And uh here I am still drinking my kefir drink while waffling a
load of rubbish I’m sure. I don’t know what I was saying. Look at my trousers or whatnot. I think I
spilt the drink down it or something which looked a bit a little bit dodgy. So yeah, we’re walking
past loads of like restaurants and stuff. It’s a nice walk back especially in the evening where
it’s not quite as hot. M. Yeah. Lovely lovely lovely. Delicious. Check it out guys. And we
got NYPD blue intro of like the mosque here camera all over the place. I think this road down
here is like 4 C Street. Not the best of names, but yeah, there’s loads of restaurants down
here. It’s really really buzzing at night time. I say it’s a bit cooler at nighttime, but
it’s still still bloody hot. And she’s uh yeah, not enjoying it at all. Out the corner of my eye,
just caught this shop. Check out this absolutely freaking herbs galore. You can’t believe how
many freaking herbs they are. This is probably just like mostly Middle Eastern style ones as
well. So, after coming out the side shrinks, we end up on Shakir Khalifa Bin Zed Street. Sorry
for my pronunciation. Again, loads of restaurants down here. Really, really lively. And as we’re
walking back down this road back to the hotel, I see a little supermarket. So, absolutely tons
of stuff. Let me know if you know any of these brands. Obviously, I didn’t record the best in
here, unfortunately. Sorry about that. But, uh, yeah, you still get to see the stuff in there. I
mean, there’s so many sauces and packets and herbs and spices. Even got bottles of water. I mean,
that’s crazy. So, obviously, after we’re heading back, she’s obviously hungry again. So, opposite
of Westzone Supermarket, they got a lovely little shaw place. So you get you get shawarma big,
shawarma medium, shawarma small as well and love birds cafeteria as well. You get some fresh
sugarcane juice uh which you probably won’t be getting because it’s a hell of a lot cheaper in
Thailand. They got some falafel there as well. Oh my god, I just uh oh shawarma are so so good.
Really, really cheap over here. If you want to do like a Dubai on a budget, check out these places
cuz they are an absolute bargain. Oh my god, all that donor meat on there. Look at that. That
looks fantastic. Oh, so good. So good. So yeah, it’s just right by Burjuman station as well. So
it’s quite easy to get to as you can see just down the alleyway there. And we got a mango lassi as
well, which ended up being a bit of a disaster. You’ll find out later. Check it out. I just got
back now. Look outside in the hotel, the freaking Japanese section. Check it out, guys. So we
just got back to the room now. Just showered and everything and uh now sitting down in bed about to
crash out I think. Absolutely shattered. Not sure how many steps we’ve done, but uh it’s been quite
full on full on going the last few days and I feel quite tired as well. a bit sore as well. Obviously
suffer from the father of mild and bloody air fryers and all that rubbish. Anyway, check it
out. Before I go to bed, I’ve got some milk. Check it out. Camel frigin milk. It really tastes
quite different from cow’s milk and everything and like a goat milk. It’s got like um like the smell
of camels like in the taste if if that makes any sense. But yeah, I can’t see the macros. Yeah, I
will take a picture and put them up there on the video. But yeah, there we go then. Obviously had a
few more carbs today than I would normally would, but it’s all good. You got to try all these
things on when you’re on holiday. Absolutely freaking fantastic food here in Dubai. You really
must check it out. Yeah. Anyway, tomorrow’s our last day. We’re heading off after breakfast and
that and uh back to England. So, see you on that vlog. See you tomorrow. Good night. And yeah, I
hope you enjoyed today’s video. I say it’s quite difficult to record here and that, but uh stay
cool and yeah, check goat milk. Yeah, goat milk. Thank you very much. Yeah,
check it out then. Camel milk. Good morning. What’s up, guys? So, that’s our
last day here in Dubai this morning. It’s about 10 to 8 or something. We’re just heading down for
breakfast now for our last breakfast and then we got a few hours before obviously heading off
out to England. So, yeah. Anyway, see you in a restaurant. Oh dear. Half asleep still. Half
asleep. And check it out then guys. Here’s breakfast. I’ve got a lovely load of sort of
yogurt here. It’s like really thick Greek style. It’s not the Labneh. They didn’t have it again.
Really annoyed about that. But this yogurt here is absolutely delicious. some cheddar and some we
got feta dan instead of the brie which is nice. Here’s my like English sort of style one obviously
scrambled eggs baked beans sausages obviously potato and a croissant and then the frittatas
obviously that bit’s not keto or all that middle part is not keto but I say carbs don’t count on
bloody holiday so it’s all good. Yeah, they didn’t have the lavender out again, but um lucky one
of the waitresses here that we been talking to, Fatty Matus, she come and got this out for us
today because I absolutely love this stuff. So, thank you very much. Check her out if you ever
come to this hotel. Fatim Matus is awesome. Oh, look at that. Labneh, like I say, like Greek
yogurt and freaking cream cheese like super just oh my god, I love that stuff. It’s absolutely
awesome. There we go. Check it out. Labneh. So, just got another bit of food. I just had a banana
by the way and uh one of their uh muffins. They just brought the muffins out. Some banana muffin
on calm but really nice actually. We got some of the watermelon and there’s the Labneh again.
They’ve actually got it today and well and then they’re just doing this sample of this um chicken
wrap and roll. Looks pretty good. And yeah, there you go. Oh my god, you must try this
stuff. Freaking the freaking delicious. So, we just finished uh checking out here at Hampton
by Hilton Hotels Al Seef Dubai. Freaking lovely little stay. Really good price. only about
£20 £22 pound a night for both of us. So, it’s like about 11 quid each, which is a
bargain cuz it includes breakfast as well. Oh, they got a bit of a dodgy stomach though. It’s
like every time you like travel and obviously you change your food and everything. It’s always
a bit especially when you got like IBS. But yeah, oh my god, like one minute like we’re just like
like relaxing in the room, next minute it’s like, oh my god, check out the time. Always bloody
something. Oh dear. So anyway, we’re just heading off to Burjuman MRT metro station and
then we’re going to obviously get head off to the airport. Hopefully uh not going to miss a plane
this time. Oh bloody hell. Oh dear. But yeah, it does your stomach. Oh yeah. So obviously guys,
yeah, if you’re traveling, always a good idea to bring loperamide. I think an antacid, paracetamol,
and maybe motilium if you’re feeling a bit sick as well. So there you go. Top medications to bring
when you’re obviously traveling. Oh, here we are then. Dubai airport. Just gone through checking.
No, we haven’t. We’ve just gone past passport control. Now we’re about to head to the plane. And
here’s our seats on Emirates. Check it out. Lovely size screen, I tell you. Anyway, here’s lunch.
I’ve got a lovely chicken curry. Really, really nice, actually. I know people go on about plain
food, but yeah, really nice. Got potato salad, quinoa, got some profiteroles, uh some crackers
and cheese, bread roll. Oh my god. And the um yeah, granola bar as well, and a glass of red
wine. As you can see, carbohydrates dominance. And as I was peckish, I got another meal. This time
with the mashed potato and a beef stew. And check it out. This girl in front of me keeps turning
around and staring at me all the time. Weird or what? And here’s lunch snack or whatever. More
carbohydrates. A sandwich. This strawberries and cream stuff. Fantastic. Oh my god. I don’t know
what was in there, but it was well good. Check it out. Clotted cream and a scone as well. Freaking
delicious. There you go. Emirates plane food. Is it as bad as you think it is? Obviously very and
just made it off the plane. I’ve had my flight. You got to wait ages for her now for a passport
foreign passport on the way. Oh dear. Hopefully not too long. Not as long as last year. So fingers
crossed. Hopefully we can get the earlier trains. Otherwise we got bloody wait another hour
for that. Here we go. Got them already. Scary, man. All sorted. Yeah. Check out the space
on the train back in England. E lovely. That is really comfortable sitting here. And check it
out. Here we are. Thai, Thai people and their Ya Dom obsessed with this stuff here at Eastbourne
now. Just waiting for mum to pick us up and going to head back home. Bit tired, bit thirsty. Well,
I definitely need a freaking cup of tea. I need to change my shoes as well. They freaking stink.
Couldn’t find my bloody new socks. I put the old ones on. Bloody hell. Not many people sitting
near me. This old bloody lady in the way. Get out the way, old lady. You’re all right. Here we
go. Just met my head off now. Heading off now. I’m back by showing some photos and
everything and just start having a lovely mug of tea. Check it out. Not a bad size
mug this one. I think it’s about a litre. So, a nice litre of tea. Decaf cuz nighttime. Probably
end up peeing still all night long, but yeah, absolutely freaking gasping. Anyway, that’s
today’s video. Heading off from Dubai to England. Hope you enjoyed it and I’ll catch up with you
tomorrow probably. And yeah, hopefully these videos will be out before Christmas 2025 as well.
So, or 2024 hopefully. Bloody 2025. Bloody hell, I’m quite far behind. So, yeah. Anyway, cheers.
Thanks for watching. Take care. Take and I’ll see you tomorrow. Pow pow pow pow. Hogwarts Harry
Potter decaf up of tea. First breakfast back in England. See the carb count. See what
we eat. Make sure you like and subscribe.
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