The man with a bat in his kitchen is a fool every day but one
Trashdon2
it’s the only protection you actually need
Candycornonthefloor
Is that bat in date? Check that sticker and put a fresh one out.
Practical_Arugula_22
Toss a tube sock on that bad Larry for a free shot later
MissAvian
I make pizza so we have peels at my place
LongingForGrapefruit
And from this day forward, saute will never be behind ever again
ServerLost
In a room full of knives?
EcstaticMembership
Please tell us what the labels say? 🤣 I can imagine they’ve got some good ones on them
Dripping_Gravy
The Motivator
Longjumping-Wish2432
Better put a Baseball mitt next to it, if you ever beat the shit out of someone it’s premeditated bc u already have. But if the mitt is there I were ready for baseball and just happened to beat the shit out of someone
trey_wolfe
Are you in bear country as well? Or is this “The expeditor”?
pantrino
I laughed in silence
just_the_tip_o
No sock?
AKACptShadow
Good idea
Kex_Luthor
I have a thing where if you break a fork/peeler/plate you wrap it in cling film and hide it in the shank hole for when thing go sour.
Obviously a stupid move cause of all the knives lying around but it’s always fun to entrust a new hire with the stash
CosmicRave
Seems unnecessary if you have a large immersion blender stick or a wide cast iron pan available but you do you
Somerandom420dude
When shit goes down, you gotta be ready
Iamnotabotiswearonit
Put a sock on that bat. Only true way for baseball bat defense.
Just_A_Lucky_Guy469
Standard equipment in a Waffle House kitchen, but definitely a good idea in others.
jzilla11
And the bat’s in the kitchen with the silver spoon 🎶
thisistherevolt
Worked at a bar in semi rural Georgia that sometimes had packs of wild dogs wander by. We had 3 bats. And you never took the trash out alone.
AkuTheNiceGuy
Rodent/insect control is getting expensive huh
clownpornstar
Never know when you’ll have to hit a double into the gap.
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The man with a bat in his kitchen is a fool every day but one
it’s the only protection you actually need
Is that bat in date? Check that sticker and put a fresh one out.
Toss a tube sock on that bad Larry for a free shot later
I make pizza so we have peels at my place
And from this day forward, saute will never be behind ever again
In a room full of knives?
Please tell us what the labels say? 🤣 I can imagine they’ve got some good ones on them
The Motivator
Better put a Baseball mitt next to it, if you ever beat the shit out of someone it’s premeditated bc u already have. But if the mitt is there I were ready for baseball and just happened to beat the shit out of someone
Are you in bear country as well? Or is this “The expeditor”?
I laughed in silence
No sock?
Good idea
I have a thing where if you break a fork/peeler/plate you wrap it in cling film and hide it in the shank hole for when thing go sour.
Obviously a stupid move cause of all the knives lying around but it’s always fun to entrust a new hire with the stash
Seems unnecessary if you have a large immersion blender stick or a wide cast iron pan available but you do you
When shit goes down, you gotta be ready
Put a sock on that bat. Only true way for baseball bat defense.
Standard equipment in a Waffle House kitchen, but definitely a good idea in others.
And the bat’s in the kitchen with the silver spoon 🎶
Worked at a bar in semi rural Georgia that sometimes had packs of wild dogs wander by. We had 3 bats. And you never took the trash out alone.
Rodent/insect control is getting expensive huh
Never know when you’ll have to hit a double into the gap.