0/10

by network_police

41 Comments

  1. Little char on the outside never hurt anyone, Id eat this over a well steak any day.

  2. burtcamaro

    I’m only gonna roast you for thinking this is a roastable offense. Crust looks amazing, maybe a tad bit more well done for me, but I would destroy this thing.

  3. Djaps338

    It’s fine. stop hoeing for attention.

  4. ewilliams28

    If that steak is burnt, I want every steak I make from now on to be burnt exactly like that.

  5. calvinandklein

    Tad bit burnt and well done and you let it sit for too short. 0/10

  6. tittemmawilson

    yes you are right it is 0/10…giveit to me!🤤

  7. brlowkey

    Grow up broski. You don’t need internet validation points.

  8. Downtown-Brick5006

    What is that?
    The last time I seen anything that burnt, Joan of ark was tied to it

  9. LOLBADCALL

    Come live with me. I’ll dedicate a whole room to bottles of spirits and craft beer just for you.

  10. Celac242

    Still looks great bro maybe a little overcooked but a fine steak

  11. PicksburghStillers

    Were you drunk when you edited the colors of the photo?

  12. TheLazyFilmmaker

    Nice farming. I am gonna roast you for that cutting board. Get a wood one. Be a man

  13. Impressive-Usual-451

    I learned that charred ( which is to me is delicious) is not the crust made from the Malliard effect.

  14. Korimthos

    Abhorrent, the thought process you went through to even contemplate posting this honestly baffles me.
    I hope you ate the whole thing before even moving from your seat at the table. Better not have even thought about sharing it with anyone to try and ease your penance due.

  15. mebunghole

    It’s still art. Did it at least taste decent?

  16. sanfranfyi

    Throw it out. It’s turning my stomach. Throw it in this bin (spoiler, the bin is my mouth and I want this inside me)

  17. Scoobyhitsharder

    I’ll play along. Tie it around your neck to see if the dogs will play with you.

  18. tdaddy316420

    This is like a super skinny girl posting a picture saying she’s fat, but instead she just wanted to show off her bikini pic

  19. gettogero

    “🤪🤪🤪 in the 10-20 minutes the steak was on heat I got so totally wasted I made a dark crust”

    Shut up.

    Alternate: “😭 please help me. I cant control it anymore. Ive been drinking for over 24 hours straight. I woke up and realized i lost my job, my friends, my family with the decisions ive been making over the last months/years… but I seasoned this steak last night and got coherent enough just in time to post when it was ready to eat”

    Shut the fuck up. Roast yourself. Attention seeking and glorifying addiction isnt worth my cost in coal

  20. You realize in this sub it’s fine to just say, “Rate my steak” right?

    Visually it’s a solid 5. Cannot give higher without sides for presentation.

    Lol j/k 10/10 would smash

  21. Ok_Boot4696

    I’d eat the f**k out of that steak!