I know the boys are salty about not getting real drunk cooking, but I dedicated myself to this post. I made the stock two week ago, put it in the freezer. Literally did a bomb ass chicken soup. star anise, dried sage, pepper, and thyme.
And lots of vodka for me.
(The edits to my text were many)

by greasercat138

10 Comments

  1. KeyHumor34

    Don’t make me empty two cans of Campbell’s out and show the exact same picture motherfucker. I don’t have that energy 

  2. hamburgery

    I too enjoy campbells chunky noodle soup. Have u tried the spicy one?

  3. TheEpicGnaar

    This whole fucking thread….. hahahhahaha

  4. Jorgwalther

    Pfff 30 hours. I’ve had my Campbell’s soups cans for like 4.5 years. I can’t even do that math

  5. Loud-Supermarket-269

    If ya’ll are so inclined to know what that soup look like, well then concider the stock consistency. Campbell’s is always slightly watery, but a thin line of some unknown fat accumulation along the ridge. Their soup, perfect. Say this in the voice of that non gay, but straight guy from Harly Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Pretty sure he gay.

  6. dm_me-your-butthole

    looks more like 30 minutes mate

  7. Fancy_Art_6383

    Potatoes and star anise in chicken noodle??

    Pffft! Get bent poseur 😜

  8. louielou8484

    I’m unsubbing from here after this one 🙁

    So many posts lately have been making me sad. Nothing wrong with some wine after work or making a meal after being out with your buddies all night, but binge drinking for 30 hours?

    This is not okay or cool. It’s just heartbreaking.

    This is coming from someone who couldn’t sleep without a few drinks for over a decade. I now enjoy a beer or a small glass of whiskey occasionally. I haven’t drunk done anything in a while, let alone make food after a 1.5 day bender.

    Not normal at all 🙁 This sub is not a contest. It’s not okay at any stage of life to be drinking for 30 hours. Please seek help. There are people who care about you.

    I’m unsubbing and muting after I post this. Best of luck to you all <3

  9. louielou8484

    Edit: You don’t have a job, lost your car, and had to move in with a friend.

    Buddy, you have so much to live for. I know drowning your sorrows is so easy, but you deserve to be happy and successful. Alcohol will do nothing but harm you.

    I truly wish you the best. I care about you and your well-being.

    Final Edit: Your post history is insane. You don’t have a job, you are crashing on your friend’s couch, you possibly lost your car, and you have a sickening, disturbing porn addiction. Omg. I feel nauseous seeing your comment history and the pages you write to.

    Bro, SEEK HELP. You need serious help. You are at rock bottom.