I thought that toast was a huge chunk of black pudding at first, couldn’t figure how that was vegetarian
TheSandwichThief
Vile
juddplays
Jesus, the state of that toast. Is that just straight marmite on it on top, too? Bloody hell.
nobodyhere_357
I’m thinking closed casket funeral for that toast. The rest looks like it would be good though at least!
jadbronson
Goddamn you cook your toast with a flamethrower. Sign me up.
jadbronson
What is all that shit
cat-sniper
Absolutely vile
Flimsy_Imagination86
I thought that was a small pile of crude oil next to the egg. Is this British? What is going on here?
BAMspek
As someone who hates mushrooms, this is absolutely terrifying
DargonFeet
Can’t tell where the burnt ends and the marmite begins.
earth-ninja3
Sloppy egg, pale mushroom, smokers lung toast, and beans. Wow. My day is ruined for looking at it
Shoelesshobos
What veg group do eggs belong to?
FatFatPotato
Friend? You sure your nemesis didn’t make this? What happened? Did he run out of power half way and then just cook the rest in a bonfire?
Wizdom_108
That’s toast??
TropicalVision
Fucking hell just use a new piece of bread at that point
I also was certain it was black pudding until I read
Also what brand of beans are you using there? They look grey and sauce less
last-of-the-mohicans
Marmite is made by the Sanitarium Health and Wellbeing Company. Makes me want to try it even less than seeing your toast catastrophe! The rest looks pretty damn good though
snyexz
that’s a lot of marmite
Green-Dragon-14
What is that black lump?
senpaimitsuji
I don’t see not one pinch of seasoning on this
Ironsalmon7
Mushrooms look like they’ve been cooked with sunlight
chungli91
Oh no… add some seasoning to your beans! Bit of smoked paprika and chilli and fresh coriander (I think you guys call it cilantro) and crisp up that black pudding too!
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Frikken South-Canadians can’t even make a piece of toast anymore.
Lmfaodankmemes
I thought it was a slab of burnt vegetarian steak or whatever. But it’s even worse! Marmite tastes like liquid hell or hell in form of bread spread. It tastes like… I have no words for it. 💀😂😂😂👎🏼
randyrandysonrandyso
oil spill, napkin, gravel, and some beans
A-Lewd-Khajiit
Is charcoal vegan?
WeevilWeedWizard
Beautiful picture, thank you for sharing.
General-Sloth
Toast? It looks like wet coal or a smokers lung
GravyPainter
Is that tinned mushrooms? Absolute disgust
lewkir
Where’s your hash browns/veggie saussages/facon? 2/10
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I thought that toast was a huge chunk of black pudding at first, couldn’t figure how that was vegetarian
Vile
Jesus, the state of that toast. Is that just straight marmite on it on top, too? Bloody hell.
I’m thinking closed casket funeral for that toast. The rest looks like it would be good though at least!
Goddamn you cook your toast with a flamethrower. Sign me up.
What is all that shit
Absolutely vile
I thought that was a small pile of crude oil next to the egg. Is this British? What is going on here?
As someone who hates mushrooms, this is absolutely terrifying
Can’t tell where the burnt ends and the marmite begins.
Sloppy egg, pale mushroom, smokers lung toast, and beans. Wow. My day is ruined for looking at it
What veg group do eggs belong to?
Friend? You sure your nemesis didn’t make this? What happened? Did he run out of power half way and then just cook the rest in a bonfire?
That’s toast??
Fucking hell just use a new piece of bread at that point
I also was certain it was black pudding until I read
Also what brand of beans are you using there? They look grey and sauce less
Marmite is made by the Sanitarium Health and Wellbeing Company. Makes me want to try it even less than seeing your toast catastrophe! The rest looks pretty damn good though
that’s a lot of marmite
What is that black lump?
I don’t see not one pinch of seasoning on this
Mushrooms look like they’ve been cooked with sunlight
Oh no… add some seasoning to your beans! Bit of smoked paprika and chilli and fresh coriander (I think you guys call it cilantro) and crisp up that black pudding too!
Frikken South-Canadians can’t even make a piece of toast anymore.
I thought it was a slab of burnt vegetarian steak or whatever. But it’s even worse! Marmite tastes like liquid hell or hell in form of bread spread. It tastes like… I have no words for it. 💀😂😂😂👎🏼
oil spill, napkin, gravel, and some beans
Is charcoal vegan?
Beautiful picture, thank you for sharing.
Toast? It looks like wet coal or a smokers lung
Is that tinned mushrooms? Absolute disgust
Where’s your hash browns/veggie saussages/facon? 2/10