There’s a German-language pizza crimes subreddit with the most German pizza crimes, like pretzel crust or a pizza with asparagus and hollandaise sauce

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   M-ABaldelli 4 months ago

   this came back… *again?*

   Weisswurst is white sausage. Other than the pretzel crust, it’s not necessarily a war crime level of felony… but overall, it’s a misdemeanor.

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   allday95 4 months ago

   Pretzel crust doesn’t even sound like a bad thing lol

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   Holiveya-LesBIonic 4 months ago

   Okay but you had me at hollandaise. Smash

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   3fxz_ 4 months ago

   I would destroy that shit

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   the_vole 4 months ago

   Goddamned tariffs are probably preventing imports of this beaut. GIMME!

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   BunnyLady91 4 months ago

   I love pretzel crust.

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   Omega21886 4 months ago

   Pretzel crust is great. I’ve never had hollandaise so I can’t comment. Asparagus on pizza sounds like a misdemeanor at least

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   BigBlueMountainStar 4 months ago

   Of course! Everyone knows German sausage is the wurst.

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   Repulsive_Tie_7941 4 months ago

   Pretzel crust gets a pass. Maybe everything works together, but not as a pizza.

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    _darling_clementine 4 months ago

    the only problem i can see with this pizza is they used sweet mustard instead of spicy, weißwurst is waaaay better with scharfer senf