Yes my dear asshole, I am in fact aware that the food was spicy. Can you please let me get rid of it in peace

by newoldschool

11 Comments

  1. Fading-Ghost

    I’ve never experienced this, I can never understand why. I’m not complaining, I’m quite lucky in that respect. However, after an insane hot curry (phall, pepper X etc) I’ve had a different experience. I can shoot fire when I pee, damn that thing burns. I might see if I can light a bonfire, put it to some good use

  2. in1gom0ntoya

    never had hotshits before and for the longest time I thought this was entirely juat a joke

  3. MolimoTheGiant

    Spicy flavor does not get picked up by taste buds the same way sweet or sour do – it’s picked up by pain receptors.

    This is like pouring hot sauce in your eye and wondering why your eyeballs can taste things. It’s just pain, that’s the flavor (and we all love it)

  4. Dlove4u2

    The reason is that the mouth and anus are the first parts form on an early embryo and share the same senses.

  5. Ok_Relation_7770

    My least favorite thing about liking spicy food is complete strangers taking it as an open invitation to talk about my asshole

  6. fresno_bob

    I don’t mind, I understand that I’m in the minority

  7. sjaxn314159

    “No reason “! lol OP doesn’t know about pepperanallingus. Noob.

  8. organicchunkysalsa

    Eat more spicy stuff and you won’t even notice any longer.

  9. Electronic-Floor6845

    They are there because your ancestors were up to some weird stuff that affected survival.