Salsa heist: $35,000 worth of dips stolen in Essex County, Ont.
I was honestly surprised that there was $35k worth of salsa In North America.
by GaryNOVA
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GaryNOVA
My son convinced me that this wasn’t a shit post. This is an actual news story.
fantseepantss
Essex County has been mentioned on my feed twice today already. Never seen it mentioned once before.
My car was also robbed in Tecumseh. I had no salsa inside.
CompleteSavings6307
Worlds best salsa? I guess it’s going on the black salsa market
Nomaad2016
It’s gonna be awesome when a movie is made based on this.
Mel Gibson: “The rich are hiding the most valuable and very rare salsas. Street value on an 8oz is in the millions and we gonna steal them. All of them. With the money we will build affordable homes for the poor, free healthcare and ubi. Who is with me??”
Crowd: “yay!! Yay!!” Cries in happiness and laughter
Leo_York
>I was honestly surprised that there was $35k worth of salsa In North America.
How does this surprise you? That’s less than 5,000 bottles. Every Walmart, grocery chain, etc. has over 100 bottles just in each individual location.
5 Comments
My son convinced me that this wasn’t a shit post. This is an actual news story.
Essex County has been mentioned on my feed twice today already. Never seen it mentioned once before.
My car was also robbed in Tecumseh. I had no salsa inside.
Worlds best salsa? I guess it’s going on the black salsa market
It’s gonna be awesome when a movie is made based on this.
Mel Gibson: “The rich are hiding the most valuable and very rare salsas. Street value on an 8oz is in the millions and we gonna steal them. All of them. With the money we will build affordable homes for the poor, free healthcare and ubi. Who is with me??”
Crowd: “yay!! Yay!!” Cries in happiness and laughter
>I was honestly surprised that there was $35k worth of salsa In North America.
How does this surprise you? That’s less than 5,000 bottles. Every Walmart, grocery chain, etc. has over 100 bottles just in each individual location.