


This mornings ration. Breakfast burritos. 1/3 jar Homemade apple filling. 2.5 oz sharp cheddar, 1.3 oz rasins, 1/6 cup grade b homemade maple syrup. 2 flour tortillas. Fill tortillas with apple, cheese, and rasins. Bake until warm and cover with syrup while baking. Is is shitty or not?
by elonmusktheturd22
32 Comments
Uh…yeah.
You sure you didn’t make this in 2004?
this just made me LIVID

do you live in a bunker by any chance
Not sure if my tummy could handle it
Sounds like something buddy the elf would eat 🤣
I mean.. outside of the cheese this is basically pie
Not sure why cheese was added, but those are French crepes with apples and raisins, except crepes are tortillas
Grade b syrup is what i call it. Was a blend of sugar, red, and silver maple sap to make it. Silver maple is very different from the rest and tastes more like molasses. not commonly tapped, i have 60 tapping size so tried them this year. They are prolidic but only run for 2 weeks at the end of the season. The last batch i did ended up a hybrid between maple syrup and molasses as a result.
If i tap them again they will be a separate batch.
I also tapped box alder (aceraceae acer negundo, ash leaf maple, or manitoba maple) and that has more of a honey flavor to it.
Clean your shit man.
That’s rank
I’d skip the raisins but this sounds pretty tasty.
i would happily eat like 5 of these
Don’t call this thing burrito, please.
The Antichrist has been born

This cabin is definitely life below zero vibes. The food……..wouldn’t be my first choice but if you enjoy it then that’s all that matters.
bro sent this from his 2008 motorola rzr
Shitty yet somehow artisanal
Yikes but can I have a bite?
Jesus Elon, clean your counter bruh
Burritos are of questionable status. I await the ‘chicken stew’ post.
You have homemade maple syrup and homemade apple pie filling and you can’t go get some pancake mix and make some slapass pancakes?!

do you live in a Russian gulag perchance

Why put it in a safe?
The description doesn’t sound bad but did you take the pictures with a potato?

Why not just eat these things separately?
You put in too many homemade ingredients for it to be shitty. I fear for your blood sugar and colon though. Maybe add something crunchy like nuts or granola?
Might wanna clean that toaster oven
So nice of you to send these photos via carrier pigeon to the internet. It took 25 years brother, but they arrived

Bro how is your LG chocolate still working in 2025
Did you take these photos with your microwave