Seafood in Malta? Please on the table



by Brief-Philosophy-840

38 Comments

  1. SignificantDrawer374

    Dumping a communal seafood boil on the table is pretty common practice actually

  2. Bussamove86

    It has been Zero (0) day(s) since someone posted a seafood boil and tried to call it stupid.

  3. MoldyHotPocket9

    Does OP really think seafood boils come on a plate??? If they ever do, demand a refund thats not a boil, thats a rip off. And if youve never seen or had a boil, GET ONE

  4. Lepke2011

    Okay. Just keep both your hands on that sheet of paper so the juices don’t spill in your lap. Enjoy your meal!

  5. These things should be very well drained. I’m always paranoid that the stock will spill on my lap

  6. triple7freak1

    Looks good af if you ask me

    ![gif](giphy|oHiXra5k7O41i)

  7. Barbarianmoss

    Let me just dump this bag of shit right here..

  8. illuanonx1

    Someone is really fed up doing the dishes ….

  9. biertrinker54321

    When you ask for seafood in Malta and they serve Poseidon’s entire LinkedIn network

  10. Shameless_Fujoshi

    In don’t know where you people live to think food should not come on some kind of container, a plate, pan or something else.

    I have eaten plenty of communal type of foods and never seen it being dropped on the table with sauce dripping on my lap, that’s unacceptable.

  11. Accomplished-Ad3080

    I love eating with my penis enjoying my meal too.

  12. titannish

    I don’t see anything wrong with this? I’m from India and the tribals who live in forests eat deer like this. They spread it across the table for everyone to enjoy.

  13. TH3-P4TI3NT

    I’d be so annoyed about all that lovely sauce soaking into the tablecloth

  14. Sufficient_Two_5753

    “Yes, right here in my lap will be just fine…..”

  15. Square-Way-9751

    I wanna eat that but that table is way too smallfor that and they should have poured most of the liquid into a bowl prior

  16. punkena

    This is how you do a seafood boil. Theres several different restaurant chains in the US that do this. I’m going to one for my birthday next month lol

  17. 90day_fiasco

    Someone’s never heard of a low country boil.

  18. AmbitiousReaction168

    Malta is a complete mystery to me. It’s right next to Italy, yet the food there is some of the worst I ever had.

  19. sunnyspiders

    There was/is a place in Vegas that does this.  The whole restaurant is single use plastic.  Everyone’s meal is a bag, the tablecloth is plastic, the cutlery was plastic.

    Just horrifying amounts of pure landfill garbage.  I guess they just bury it in the sand?

  20. Khuljaa-simsim

    I don’t understand why not keep them in a big bowl/ plate in the middle? Is it a TikTok thing?

  21. Lickthorn

    I would very kindly request a platter or something like that, or gladly eat somewhere else.

    I just get really irritated by this assumption that too much, ecxes, indulgence, rough but genuine, is somehow a positive, executed in this way.

    You ofcourse must eat this with a big smile, feeling free and rebellious and discover your true self, thinking out of the box. Just so very very annoying.

  22. ResponsibleTicket50

    Is it really safe to have boiling hot food in a “food safe” plastic bag? Very hot food and plastic just do not go together.

  23. FractalGeometric356

    It’s like paying for the experience of fancy homelessness.

  24. bird9066

    I’m from New England. Dumping seafood boils on a table covered in newspaper is something I grew up with.

    But that juice being wasted makes me sad. Dump it in a huge salad bowl or something. Some good bread needs to be dipped in that juice

  25. No-Echo-8927

    If it’s not a normal amount of food, and not presented on a plate then it’s a no from me.

  26. syst3m1c

    This is how a lot of folks eat a seafood boil but the problem is the boil itself. It should be drained. The seafood should have seasoning and a veneer of sauce clinging to it.

    This guy is dumping soup on the table.

  27. Outrageous-Poem-4965

    ![gif](giphy|WU1Zi7bjfg2MDaVAUU)

  28. Spiritual-Entrance59

    From plastic bag onto table 🤮

  29. wandertrucks

    My dad did the same thing after 5yrs in federal prison.

    They called it “garbage bag nachos”. Shitty Doritos, Velveeta type cheese, summer sausage, and squeeze packets of onion paste. All the shit they could get at the commissary. Toss the nachos in a plastic bag, heat up the cheese, cut the sausage, and throw it all in the bag. Shake it up and boom, garbage bag nachos.

    Fucking gross.

  30. nb_1206

    I have seen something similar to this when pigs are being fed