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My husband has decided that raw celery is the best pizza topping yet. I fear for him.
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My husband has decided that raw celery is the best pizza topping yet. I fear for him.


Shame him

by minniehr

28 Comments

  1. Efficient_Chance7639

    Definitely a crime. 25 years, no early release for good behaviour seems reasonable.

  2. Upset_Assumption9610

    When you’re in the mood for a nice slice of pie…but also have a craving for wet hair…here you go…

  6. Harmless_Poison_Ivy

    I would forgive spring onions but not this.

    ![gif](giphy|yRQYBNHaNH7k4tqEEY)

  7. SuperRusso

    If I was a divorce lawyer I’d represent you pro bono.

  8. Grenaidzo

    Hmm it’s possible he might be getting pregnancy cravings 🤔

  9. [deleted]

    Not the worst but certainly punishable.

  10. hamster-on-popsicle

    Is he preganet?

    Or you are married to a bunny

  11. rocketts66

    ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)

  13. WhyAmIpOOping

    I dunno. Actually sounds pretty decent. Definitely gonna try it. Nice crunchy contrast without an overpowering flavor.

  14. Frostsorrow

    I think divorce or euthanasia is the only suitable answers here

    I am clearly not being serious people jeeze.

  16. BluebirdFast3963

    Pizza looks horrible too, ngl – pizza crime 100

  17. -kahmi-

    I’d eat that >!I also regularly eat raw leek!<

  19. angelalj8607

    I like celery, but I would NEVER put it on pizza

  20. TreatLevelMidnight

    Damn near worst possible toppings imaginable

  21. M-ABaldelli

    What is stringy & crunchy water doing on pizza?! Does he need an intervention or something?

  23. DynamiteWitLaserBeam

    This is only permissable on a buffalo chicken pizza, in which case, it slaps. Anything else, prison.

  25. Legitimate-Log-6542

    Put him in jail for this, but also, at least it’s healthy

  26. philster666

    I’m afraid your husband as been replaced by a Pod Person. Flee! Flee for your life!

  28. hlarsenart

    Guilty of all three charges. Awful looking pizza, celery as a topping, and knife and forking it.