deep fried dorito crusted slice with bang bang sauce
deep fried dorito crusted slice with bang bang sauce
by Lepke2011
37 Comments
Ok-Bus-2420
Seeing the insides would help a lot. I can see this being misdemeanor pizza torture but unless we know like inner state of the victim we might be falsely accusing a genius of being a madman.
shinoobier
Probably a crime. Would smash.
rittinghaus-roggen
If this is a crime I don’t want to be lawful
FrozenWaffleMaker
Another atrocious example of taking deep frying everything in existence way too far.
bizoticallyyours83
What’s bang bang sauce?
Admirable-Cactus
Is this at a fair? Everyone knows we can do whatever we want at the fair.
Spiridian
What’s the *opposite* of a crime?
AnuthrHooman
Maybe technically a crime like how going 5mph over the speed limit is a crime. Would definitely try a slice.
Right_Collection_764
How many times you gunna cook it
QuitBudget4446
r/stupidfood
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
Yet somehow I cannot look away..
No-Blueberry-1823
It’s pizza porn
rhythmandbluesix
“I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”
NotoriousMFT
This is repulsive, I’ll take two please
Legitimate-Lab7173
It’s a crime, but I’m intrigued.
Murky-Tomatillo91
Looks tasty! Does this come with a side of angioplasty?
BudBuzz
How drunk am I in this scenario?
The_Captain_Whymzi
Misdemeanor at most. 100 hours of community service should be sufficient punishment.
shaneo632
NGL I’d fuck this up
mystedragon
i’d try it tho
Ccctv216
Looks like Red Baron Brick Oven Cheese Trio.
Me_ina_pink_skirt
This is fair food, no crime was committed
aizzo4
The jury is still in deliberation.
ChanclasConHuevos
I’d put this inside of me
joesphisbestjojo
That’s some state fair shit right there
aspiring_bureaucrat
I’m putting the system on trial
ellipsisdbg
Not enough evidence to convict – the jury would have to try a slice first.
Raining_Flamingos
OH GO AWAY
socom18

JeanArtemis
I would **smash** if I was blotto and it was just, around, still a crime tho.
No-Profile-2317
That looks amazing!
ZeldaZealot
Guilty, but I would try it.
Virlutris
Culturally protected practice, because fair food.
TheTaintBurglar
this sub is less pizzacrimes, and more PizzaThingsWhichArentReallyCrimesButABitWeirdButStillViable
37 Comments
Seeing the insides would help a lot. I can see this being misdemeanor pizza torture but unless we know like inner state of the victim we might be falsely accusing a genius of being a madman.
Probably a crime. Would smash.
If this is a crime I don’t want to be lawful
Another atrocious example of taking deep frying everything in existence way too far.
What’s bang bang sauce?
Is this at a fair? Everyone knows we can do whatever we want at the fair.
What’s the *opposite* of a crime?
Maybe technically a crime like how going 5mph over the speed limit is a crime. Would definitely try a slice.
How many times you gunna cook it
r/stupidfood
Yet somehow I cannot look away..
It’s pizza porn
“I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”
This is repulsive, I’ll take two please
It’s a crime, but I’m intrigued.
Looks tasty! Does this come with a side of angioplasty?
How drunk am I in this scenario?
Misdemeanor at most. 100 hours of community service should be sufficient punishment.
NGL I’d fuck this up
i’d try it tho
Looks like Red Baron Brick Oven Cheese Trio.
This is fair food, no crime was committed
The jury is still in deliberation.
I’d put this inside of me
That’s some state fair shit right there
I’m putting the system on trial
Not enough evidence to convict – the jury would have to try a slice first.
OH GO AWAY

I would **smash** if I was blotto and it was just, around, still a crime tho.
That looks amazing!
Guilty, but I would try it.
Culturally protected practice, because fair food.
this sub is less pizzacrimes, and more PizzaThingsWhichArentReallyCrimesButABitWeirdButStillViable
Im curious enough to try🤔
Some “influencer” ass looking nonsense.
You know what? It’s on a stick.
INNOCENT!