Someone called this girl dinner. I get it. But I’m a dude, so what’s this called? Boy dinner is steak night…
Someone called this girl dinner. I get it. But I’m a dude, so what’s this called? Boy dinner is steak night…
by Fartonmybeard69
36 Comments
dredgehayt
Picnic
Skier_D_Kat
Boys can have girl dinner.
Glass-Economy6888
Call it, “Fuck your labels, I eat what I want” dinner.
Looks great!
pinupjunkie
Girl dinner is when you eat different foods that don’t make a cohesive meal. It’s supposed to be something like eating a handful of nuts, and then a couple slices of deli meat, then a handful of chips, then a piece of fruit, etc. It’s like chaotically snacking instead of actually preparing even a simple meal.
A “true” girl dinner in the purest sense wouldn’t even involve a plate at any point, but it has also become common to refer to a plate of relatively unrelated foods as a girl dinner as well.
All that is to say that girl dinner is genderless.
seasonal_jesus
Needs more bread. Lots of bread
BlasterFlareA
“The Cold Spread”
TazzleMcBuggins
Would that happen to be Inglehoffer mustard?
radical-whatever
Mezze plate
Willow-Whispered
It’s still girl dinner! I used to call testosterone “boy dinner” and have a girl dinner on shot day
here4craftingvids
I also call this boy dinner, but I think it would be called charcuterie
Federal_Pickles
I’m a 37 year old construction project manager. If me and the boys can have girl dinners in the back of a Conex with our sparkling waters, you can certainly have girl dinner on your marble countertops
Little_Messiah
Opossum dinner
thank_burdell
I might peel, slice, and lightly pickle the carrot. But otherwise, right on. That’s a quality brunch plate or halftime spread or whatever, right there.
Brown_Sedai
Seacuterie plate
Terpsichorean_Wombat
My family’s background is Italian, so I call it antipasto. The pasta never actually shows up, but olives, prosciutto, sardines, fennel – what else am I gonna call it?
YokoEno
It’s still Girl Dinner. Anyone can have Girl Dinner.
Have you heard of Balkan Dad Breakfast, though?
Economy_Drummer_3822
Snack plate dinner
spkter
I call that. “I don’t feel like cooking a damn thing” dinner, and enjoy the hell out of it.
VolitionalOrozco
Dude Food
CaterpillarWaltz
It’s almost as though many of us eat similarly when tired and left to our own devices.
You don’t need to be a girl to eat a girl dinner. But, please just understand that the girls would happily eat this, we’re not making 3 course meals on our own after a long day. We’re same-same if that (hopefully) makes sense.
very_unqualified
Not nearly enough gorgonzola!
For real though, looks like an awesome dinner.
kronicwaffle
That’s a charduderie board
000ps-Crow_No
Mansplating
HellHathNoHash
Put this all atop a bed of lettuce and this would be a salad.
Levesque-357
That’s grainy mustard, that’s a man’s meal! 💪
lunchmeats
i just drooled
AdSufficient9982
Smorgasbord.
DrTombGames
Yo why am I even getting this shown to me. I love Sardines but really …
mdocks
It’s still called girl dinner
CHEEZNIP87
Hangry mitigation system
Isnome2
Is awesome dinner.
MuscaMurum
Ploughman’s Lunch
ButtRockSteve
It’s called dinner.
Economy-Sense2
I call it medieval food or renaissance food. Without the avocado it looks like a plate of food in a painting hence the historical context
36 Comments
Picnic
Boys can have girl dinner.
Call it, “Fuck your labels, I eat what I want” dinner.
Looks great!
Girl dinner is when you eat different foods that don’t make a cohesive meal. It’s supposed to be something like eating a handful of nuts, and then a couple slices of deli meat, then a handful of chips, then a piece of fruit, etc. It’s like chaotically snacking instead of actually preparing even a simple meal.
A “true” girl dinner in the purest sense wouldn’t even involve a plate at any point, but it has also become common to refer to a plate of relatively unrelated foods as a girl dinner as well.
All that is to say that girl dinner is genderless.
Needs more bread. Lots of bread
“The Cold Spread”
Would that happen to be Inglehoffer mustard?
Mezze plate
It’s still girl dinner! I used to call testosterone “boy dinner” and have a girl dinner on shot day
I also call this boy dinner, but I think it would be called charcuterie
I’m a 37 year old construction project manager. If me and the boys can have girl dinners in the back of a Conex with our sparkling waters, you can certainly have girl dinner on your marble countertops
Opossum dinner
I might peel, slice, and lightly pickle the carrot. But otherwise, right on. That’s a quality brunch plate or halftime spread or whatever, right there.
Seacuterie plate
My family’s background is Italian, so I call it antipasto. The pasta never actually shows up, but olives, prosciutto, sardines, fennel – what else am I gonna call it?
It’s still Girl Dinner. Anyone can have Girl Dinner.
Have you heard of Balkan Dad Breakfast, though?
Snack plate dinner
I call that. “I don’t feel like cooking a damn thing” dinner, and enjoy the hell out of it.
Dude Food
It’s almost as though many of us eat similarly when tired and left to our own devices.
You don’t need to be a girl to eat a girl dinner. But, please just understand that the girls would happily eat this, we’re not making 3 course meals on our own after a long day. We’re same-same if that (hopefully) makes sense.
Not nearly enough gorgonzola!
For real though, looks like an awesome dinner.
That’s a charduderie board
Mansplating
Put this all atop a bed of lettuce and this would be a salad.
That’s grainy mustard, that’s a man’s meal! 💪
i just drooled
Smorgasbord.
Yo why am I even getting this shown to me. I love Sardines but really …
It’s still called girl dinner
Hangry mitigation system
Is awesome dinner.
Ploughman’s Lunch
It’s called dinner.
I call it medieval food or renaissance food. Without the avocado it looks like a plate of food in a painting hence the historical context
Its still Girl Dinner
Still girl dinner babes