I'm not even sure if it's only a pizza crime, or is it a bruschetta crime too. Could some Italians weigh in?
by razhun
19 Comments
razhun
Updoot/downdoot this for the bruschetta crime
Open_Pineapple1236
Some one stole half your shitty pizza.
LTKerr
Well, at least the pomodoro is there
M-ABaldelli
That is some horribly lazy attempt at presentation and bread choice. Whoever made this needs a serious intervention (read: wacking upside the head) with Nonna’s slipper.
Not too big of a crime. Pizza places using pizza instead of bread is common as fuck
Dry_Interviews
Pizza crust, pico de gallo, kraft parm.. boom bruschetta
ExtraDocument4317
That’s not a bruschetta, but in Italy this is totally legit as a pizza. Every region has its own version of pizza baked with no toppings (just coarse salt and rosemary), and then some ingredients are added on top after it comes out of the oven. In Romagna we call it fornarina, usually served with squacquerone cheese and prosciutto or arugula.
ChalkLicker
Pitachetta! I love Italian-Greek fusion.
aceofpie1032
… Is that sprinkle cheese?
DingleBarryGoldwater
This is what kids do at the pizza place when you let them use the parmesan shaker
RMMacFru
That makes this a bruschetta crime, not a pizza crime.
Wrong court. Next!
Ozzy_undead
Is it a food crime? Yes is it a bruschetta crime? Yes
Is it a pizza crime though? No they aren’t selling it as or claiming it to be a pizza so I can’t vote guilty on those grounds alone.
RustMetalHead
If there was less topping (or what is called in the english word) it could pass for some appetizers of the chef i seen here in Veneto (Verona-Padua i refering for the most) but not a bruschetta. I would say it’s an half crime.
reeferchiefer54
I would send that back to the kitchen. Where is the sauce, cheese, and toppings?
19 Comments
Updoot/downdoot this for the bruschetta crime
Some one stole half your shitty pizza.
Well, at least the pomodoro is there
That is some horribly lazy attempt at presentation and bread choice. Whoever made this needs a serious intervention (read: wacking upside the head) with Nonna’s slipper.
Because it should look like this:
https://preview.redd.it/vx565t39f4uf1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=faa91af781e63b9d32288eed360fe550135bfee5
Both pizza and bruschetta crime
Not too big of a crime. Pizza places using pizza instead of bread is common as fuck
Pizza crust, pico de gallo, kraft parm.. boom bruschetta
That’s not a bruschetta, but in Italy this is totally legit as a pizza. Every region has its own version of pizza baked with no toppings (just coarse salt and rosemary), and then some ingredients are added on top after it comes out of the oven. In Romagna we call it fornarina, usually served with squacquerone cheese and prosciutto or arugula.
Pitachetta! I love Italian-Greek fusion.
… Is that sprinkle cheese?
This is what kids do at the pizza place when you let them use the parmesan shaker
That makes this a bruschetta crime, not a pizza crime.
Wrong court. Next!
Is it a food crime? Yes is it a bruschetta crime? Yes
Is it a pizza crime though? No they aren’t selling it as or claiming it to be a pizza so I can’t vote guilty on those grounds alone.
If there was less topping (or what is called in the english word) it could pass for some appetizers of the chef i seen here in Veneto (Verona-Padua i refering for the most) but not a bruschetta. I would say it’s an half crime.
I would send that back to the kitchen. Where is the sauce, cheese, and toppings?
I’d want my money back..
Dude just stop
Sorry for your loss.
“bruschetta”
why bring pizza into this?