A bunch of slop between a pink burger bun…yes pink
A bunch of slop between a pink burger bun…yes pink
by RandomAsianGuy
43 Comments
Salsalito_Turkey
I, for one, love it when my jizz burger is impossible to eat because it’s been drenched in… sweet and sour sauce?
Pooooodle
Does it come with a straw or a spoon perhaps?
CIS-E_4ME
r/poopfromabutt
smulfragPL
The fact the bun is Pink is probably the least notable part here. KFC was selling a squid games burger with a Pink bun months ago
ThePrinceofallYNs
Thanks, I didn’t want to touch the top of my burger
Brekldios
Honestly I was fine until we just poured shit onto the top bun, like yeah fuck me for wanting to hold my burger
Gluebagger
Glow in the dark shite after consuming that
dbreezey111
Jizzonma burger
Signal_Appeal4518
Disappointment_777
Ahem. It should be fairly obvious that eating a “jism” burger is deeply entrenched in innuendo. But to make the bun pink, filled with white goo, and then make the outside messy, too? That’s just pure debauchery.
You should be required to prove that this burger signed a consent form. It’s still a felony, at every level.
OhGodImHerping
So. Soggy.
ramsdawg
Why does the meat look like red cabbage? Is it actually beef?
Zealousideal-Row7755
Def stupid
CHNLNK
If it’s so messy you need utensils, it’s no longer a burger. IMHO
SellMeYourSkin
Is that… beef? That doesn’t look like beef.
wizardrous
If you eat that, your toilet will want revenge.
Tompster_
What’s up with making those patties so bloody thin? Give the meat some girth ffs.
Present_Nature_6878
Name is Jisma but looks more like Shitma.
SculptusPoe
I’d better get a plate, knife and fork with that. I’ll eat an open-face roast beef sandwich covered in gravy, which seems the closest real food equivalent to this, but not with my fingers.
Sudden_Wolf1731
Lol!!!!!! Literal burned to a crisp. With toppings. What a joke
Independent_Shoe3523
People make these things because people will pay for them. A really good burger doesn’t need to be piled high or have pink buns or two cups of cheese whiz. But if you have money to spend, you want the ultimate experience.
Exciting_Nature6270
dude I am okay with a sloppy burger but the fucking second they pour sauce on top of it, I’m going ape
Quirky-Pie9661
When is a burger not a burger?
sixfourtykilo
So I saw a smash burger with (probably) American cheese, topped with nacho cheese, caramelized onions (or chutney), a whole bunch of mayonnaise and then…
Caramel sauce? Sweet and sour?
And then… Graham cracker or bread crumbs?
I don’t get it.
TomaatoOrTomahto
No Jizz Ma for me; hold the Jizz Ma.
Ori_the_SG
Looks like caramel and mashed up butterfinger on top
Nasty lol
XDDDSOFUNNEH
Spongebob pretty patty ahhh looking food
VanessaAlexis
Burgers are meant to be able to be eaten with your hands. This is not a burger. It’s a sad weird cake.
Apprehensive-Cat-111
Looks like an instant stomach ache
TrafficOnTheTwos
Why is is so fucking WET
merc_1980
When they ad sauce on top of a burger, there should be a fine for that!
Meander061
This is what I would expect from a place called “Jisma”, where I would never eat at in the first place because it’s called “Jisma.”
digitalundernet
r/shitfromabutt/
WDBoldstar
I dont mind the pink bun as long as it’s food-safe dye. Weird colored food can be fun!
The overly messy sauce is what makes it a no-go for me. A Burger that cannot be picked up with two hands to be eaten is silly at best.
MaintenanceStock6766
That burger looks like sloppy shit
Drakorai
Your poop is gonna be unicorn themed when this monstrosity comes out the other end
fitty50two2
A burger can’t have that many wet ingredients
Excellent-Comb-8959
No.
MegaWolfy
I think slop is a bit overused nowadays… but that is exactly what this is
Tits_McgeeD
What is the obsession with just throwing piles of sauce onto things, I hate it. I order a burger or a sandwich and the guy then pours on the mayo and ketchup and I take a bite into my soggy sauce bun with meat somewhere.
BlehMan1972
“JISMA” that’s all you need to know to not order this.
choke8
Food or 💩💩💩
Nearby_Excitement198
I looked them up and the irony is that this is called The Hater.
43 Comments
I, for one, love it when my jizz burger is impossible to eat because it’s been drenched in… sweet and sour sauce?
Does it come with a straw or a spoon perhaps?
r/poopfromabutt
The fact the bun is Pink is probably the least notable part here. KFC was selling a squid games burger with a Pink bun months ago
Thanks, I didn’t want to touch the top of my burger
Honestly I was fine until we just poured shit onto the top bun, like yeah fuck me for wanting to hold my burger
Glow in the dark shite after consuming that
Jizzonma burger
Ahem. It should be fairly obvious that eating a “jism” burger is deeply entrenched in innuendo. But to make the bun pink, filled with white goo, and then make the outside messy, too? That’s just pure debauchery.
You should be required to prove that this burger signed a consent form. It’s still a felony, at every level.
So. Soggy.
Why does the meat look like red cabbage? Is it actually beef?
Def stupid
If it’s so messy you need utensils, it’s no longer a burger. IMHO
Is that… beef? That doesn’t look like beef.
If you eat that, your toilet will want revenge.
What’s up with making those patties so bloody thin? Give the meat some girth ffs.
Name is Jisma but looks more like Shitma.
I’d better get a plate, knife and fork with that. I’ll eat an open-face roast beef sandwich covered in gravy, which seems the closest real food equivalent to this, but not with my fingers.
Lol!!!!!! Literal burned to a crisp. With toppings. What a joke
People make these things because people will pay for them. A really good burger doesn’t need to be piled high or have pink buns or two cups of cheese whiz. But if you have money to spend, you want the ultimate experience.
dude I am okay with a sloppy burger but the fucking second they pour sauce on top of it, I’m going ape
When is a burger not a burger?
So I saw a smash burger with (probably) American cheese, topped with nacho cheese, caramelized onions (or chutney), a whole bunch of mayonnaise and then…
Caramel sauce? Sweet and sour?
And then… Graham cracker or bread crumbs?
I don’t get it.
No Jizz Ma for me; hold the Jizz Ma.
Looks like caramel and mashed up butterfinger on top
Nasty lol
Spongebob pretty patty ahhh looking food
Burgers are meant to be able to be eaten with your hands. This is not a burger. It’s a sad weird cake.
Looks like an instant stomach ache
Why is is so fucking WET
When they ad sauce on top of a burger, there should be a fine for that!
This is what I would expect from a place called “Jisma”, where I would never eat at in the first place because it’s called “Jisma.”
r/shitfromabutt/
I dont mind the pink bun as long as it’s food-safe dye. Weird colored food can be fun!
The overly messy sauce is what makes it a no-go for me. A Burger that cannot be picked up with two hands to be eaten is silly at best.
That burger looks like sloppy shit
Your poop is gonna be unicorn themed when this monstrosity comes out the other end
A burger can’t have that many wet ingredients
No.
I think slop is a bit overused nowadays… but that is exactly what this is
What is the obsession with just throwing piles of sauce onto things, I hate it. I order a burger or a sandwich and the guy then pours on the mayo and ketchup and I take a bite into my soggy sauce bun with meat somewhere.
“JISMA” that’s all you need to know to not order this.
Food or 💩💩💩
I looked them up and the irony is that this is called The Hater.