Amazon refunded me for the bag, first time trying supermarket beans, out of curiosity, lavazza super crema, rest of the coffee looks fine, but I’m glad I caught this and it didn’t reach the grinder, it’s very tough, would’ve damaged the grinder.
by MohSafadi
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Looks like a fossilized tongue
Looks like a crumbled golden ticket
The forbidden golden bean.
Ginger?
Gold nugget?
Fossilized lizard tongue.
Jesus christ, that’s Jason Bourne
If you bought lavazza gold, it looks like they’re the real deal!
Looks like wood.is the beans you bought any type of specially roasted beans? Like with chicory notes or something ? Could be from that if they roasted some other things to give some aromas
Dunno, but there’s a number of beans in the third photo that I’d be picking out of the hopper before use too.
Probably a piece of coffeewood? Its really hard, it gets sold as chewing toy for dogs
It’s always Ambergris. Very valuable. Perhaps the roaster came back from a three-day trek sourcing Civet coffee’s more disgustifying relative.
part of the triforce i believe..
it’s one of the Bursar’s dried frog pills
That’s a piece of the coffee tree or some rando piece of wood that got into the roasting process, looks like it went thru the roasting process tbh. Then somehow made it thru “quality control” and into your bag. Good catch, that def would have brought the grinder to a less than fun halt.
Fossilized human tongue
Mouse T-bone steak
What bean container is this?
Lavaza isn’t what it used to be
Pretty sure that’s an ear plug
That’s the Lavazza itself
Looks like an earplug
Scrote
I’d say this is a weathered part of a coffee cooling* machine or packing scale, no idea what part, bit its probably some sort of plastic. The dark lines indicate it’s some sort of plastic/polymer. Fatty acids of all sorts tend to do this.
*Coffee is cooled after roasting.
Snack
A sign of the times when they have to add these to get to the goal weight /s
Civet pooo
It’s a piece of the everlasting gobstopper
https://preview.redd.it/2itxcvq0t9uf1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3e98416603098b4f94a10c4fff689c552489ee
Yup!
That’s a close up of 3I Atlas
Lavazza tounge
The interesting part is how uneven the roast is. There are light roasted beans in there along with the dark.
About the golden piece, no idea. Don’t buy supermarket brands, support your local roastery.
Can you post the bag pictures to see roasting information?
Tonsil stone
Cooked ear protection
The queen bean
https://youtu.be/BC08HY3B8ZE
Thats the piece of real Lava in Lavazza!
You found the queen bean
Damn bro found the golden lavazza thing. You get a free tour of the factory.
To me it looked like a golden tongue!