Friend sent me. Please convict.

19 Comments

1. 

   OkImagination7536 4 months ago

   I’m not sure this is criminal but only on the grounds that this clearly requires a mental health intervention.

   Sentence: Therapy. For everyone.

2. 

   wizzard419 4 months ago

   Pizza-cockring for when you’re feeling saucy… not guilty.

3. 

   Spits32 4 months ago

   Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.

4. 

   Regalrefuse 4 months ago

   Depends on what you put through the hole!

5. 

   Trevellation 4 months ago

   When asked what toppings he wanted, he said, “I’d prefer a pizza that’s a bottom.”

6. 

   SadLinks 4 months ago

   Directly to the gulag.

   

7. 

   Lastcaressmedown138 4 months ago

   https://preview.redd.it/buer2iiltkuf1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2224d0e7af0ad50cad79dc5e4536919748b7c8cc

   Dear god

8. 

   Lucky_Louch 4 months ago

   is this a new sequel to “american Pie”?

9. 

   Okthankyouu 4 months ago

   If that’s a bite I’m impressed. If it’s cut out, we’re slider buns made?

10. 

    Don_Beefus 4 months ago

    Ok… what made the hole…..?

11. 

    AffectionateBrick687 4 months ago

    Holy pizza crimes, batman. Was that pizza used as prop in an X-rated movie?

12. 

    DrewTheHobo 4 months ago

    What even is the story here?

13. 

    heilspawn 4 months ago

    Is that seaweed

14. 

    Colleenjones1710 4 months ago

    Guilty as charged, that slice alone looks like it broke at least three pizza laws.

15. 

    Effective-Ad-5842 4 months ago

    You hang that on the door knob to let people know you have a girl over and not to disturb.

16. 

    Ok-Hunt-102 4 months ago

    Hang this on the hotel doorknob to let the hotel maid know what to expect the room to look like when you check out.

17. 

    Swordofsatan666 4 months ago

    This looks like it would have been some pretty good quality pizza if it was finished

18. 

    heeltoelemon 4 months ago

    Guillotine

19. 

    NotDaveButToo 4 months ago

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE