Day one of cutting scallions until they’re perfect
Day one of cutting scallions until they’re perfect
by AlfrescoSituation
49 Comments
AggravatingBet5558
Don’t forget to chop the band too
bigoz_07
Haha! That’s gonna take a while…
NolaChef23
At least they’re cheap
AManHasNoShame
At least he used to green board this time
BubbaBlue59
Have you considered a rewarding career in the dish pit?
ScrotumFlavoredCandy
50 years of practice is needed
Riboflaven
Love it. They are indeed cut, no need to post anymore.
SteveEcks
Looks great. No need to post anymore.
CloisteredOyster
Rustic. I like it.
-Fedaykin-
Perfect
DJMagicHandz
TheUnworthy90
AggravatingToday8582
Such a troll 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jack_Aubrey_
The unmistakable precision bevel of the tap to trim Black and Decker weedwacker.
Main-Rent4757
Chef Gowron says your scallions bring honor to you and your house! Q’PLA, CHEF!
autoredial
Try upgrading to a sharp rock, it cuts better than wood! Can’t wait to see your next pic.
jkcapbad
One and done, back to work, those pots aren’t gonna scrub themselves
Metallurgeist
Someone needs to make a chive ramp and combine both memes
Minute-Unit9904s
Been waiting for these after all the chive talk
blackcompy
Did you chop them with a meat mallet?
UrsaMajor7th
Flag this as a shitpost or you’re cleaning the changing room.
makingkevinbacon
OkVegetable7649
You should replant those roots. It looks like you’ll be cutting for a while.
jack_begin
You cut those with a butter knife, chief?
hopium_od
Day 1 of cutting myself until I get quality content again.
jackatman
You get to peel the rice. That’s your only job.
GoSuckOnACactus
This is what I gets me out of bed. A proper good reason to lose my fucking mind.
Good job, chef, keep up the good work!
padisland
Next time try chopping them with a fork.
ThetrveDeathbox
finally some good fuckin knife skills.
Zealousideal-Bit5958
I get that you forgot to bring your knife but you didn’t have to use your teeth like that
copperbagel
Finally someone stepping up and showing the community how it’s done, no notes
-Gimli-SonOfGloin-
Strict_Common156
Did you use your teeth?
eddywood
Welp you gotta start somewhere
nulnoil
You actually made me feel good about my knife skills
Chalp25
Hello, Police? I’d like to report a crime…
Pretty-Key6133
Grrerrb
You’ve got your work *cut out* for you
I’ll show myself out to the parking lot
Rosaly8
Don’t waste food for Internet likes.
Edit: I saw OP’s reason for posting this picture and it was purely coincidental. A coworker let it get to this point before concluding the knives had to be sharpened. OP saw the opportunity to jump on the chives train. I’ll leave my comment up because I hate food waste in any case.
drowsypretzel
You did great
Mama-bear_dolphins13
Those pieces with the roots can be tossed.
nekomaple
Damn I love this sub
MagentaJAM5_
Gourmet cuts, chef. Take a smoke break
postmodest
Congratulations on the first step of your stroke-recovery journey!
JQueue92
I needed a chuckle after tonight’s shift. Thanks, OP.
49 Comments
Don’t forget to chop the band too
Haha! That’s gonna take a while…
At least they’re cheap
At least he used to green board this time
Have you considered a rewarding career in the dish pit?
50 years of practice is needed
Love it. They are indeed cut, no need to post anymore.
Looks great. No need to post anymore.
Rustic. I like it.
Perfect
Such a troll 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The unmistakable precision bevel of the tap to trim Black and Decker weedwacker.
Chef Gowron says your scallions bring honor to you and your house! Q’PLA, CHEF!
Try upgrading to a sharp rock, it cuts better than wood! Can’t wait to see your next pic.
One and done, back to work, those pots aren’t gonna scrub themselves
Someone needs to make a chive ramp and combine both memes
Been waiting for these after all the chive talk
Did you chop them with a meat mallet?
Flag this as a shitpost or you’re cleaning the changing room.
You should replant those roots. It looks like you’ll be cutting for a while.
You cut those with a butter knife, chief?
Day 1 of cutting myself until I get quality content again.
You get to peel the rice. That’s your only job.
This is what I gets me out of bed. A proper good reason to lose my fucking mind.
Good job, chef, keep up the good work!
Next time try chopping them with a fork.
finally some good fuckin knife skills.
I get that you forgot to bring your knife but you didn’t have to use your teeth like that
Finally someone stepping up and showing the community how it’s done, no notes
Did you use your teeth?
Welp you gotta start somewhere
You actually made me feel good about my knife skills
Hello, Police? I’d like to report a crime…
You’ve got your work *cut out* for you
I’ll show myself out to the parking lot
Don’t waste food for Internet likes.
Edit: I saw OP’s reason for posting this picture and it was purely coincidental. A coworker let it get to this point before concluding the knives had to be sharpened. OP saw the opportunity to jump on the chives train. I’ll leave my comment up because I hate food waste in any case.
You did great
Those pieces with the roots can be tossed.
Damn I love this sub
Gourmet cuts, chef. Take a smoke break
Congratulations on the first step of your stroke-recovery journey!
I needed a chuckle after tonight’s shift. Thanks, OP.
Someone’s box cutter is obviously dull
Best part is… it ain’t even chives.
this is beautiful satire
*wipes off chalk*
Rustic scallions