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Finally found out why that guy is cutting so many chives


Finally found out why that guy is cutting so many chives

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22 Comments

  1. FondleGanoosh438

    I wonder how long you have to work there before they let you work the chive station

  3. MetalSlug_And_Corgis

    But where are his lime cutting posts?

  6. Odillas

    As a Spaniard this just seems like a tourist trap menu lmfao(apart from the obvious printing error)

  7. Main-Elevator-6908

    Remember Paz de la Huerta? She was even messier than all these sloppy chives.

  9. Scrolldawg

    I have blocked everyone who posts chopped chives, my Reddit experience is so much better.

  11. SmallTownLoneHunter

    lmao that is a horrible menu translation

  12. Express_Area_8359

    ![gif](giphy|3M88ATq7yuKgJbykzK)

    Chives the parsley of tomorrow.

    Next let’s post gooey duck photos. Come on chefs dont ya wanna whip it out? Excuse me

  13. Possible_Excuse4144

    Some of us don’t speak spanish but I bet your post is great if it references chives. FMFU.

  14. bamboozledgardener

    And where is the lime slicing guy? We need to inspect them also 🤔

  15. Upset-Zucchini3665

    And nobody is mentioning the colon salad? smh

  18. Hairy_Concert_8007

    Me, trying for three minutes to figure out which foreign word must mean “chives.”

    It was “chives.”

  19. BertrandQualitay

    I’ll have a russian salad with lime and chives please

  21. Willow1883

    “Excuse me, waiter, why are chives in all of your dishes?”

    “Our chef posts on Reddit.”

  22. KarmaKrazi

    “Would you like to hear about today’s special?”

    “Sure.”

    “It’s our Russian salad, with limes and chives.”