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How my boyfriend eats his meal when we go out
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How my boyfriend eats his meal when we go out


We go to a local bar pretty frequently. Almost every time we go he does this to his food. I missed him drizzling a healthy amount of mustard on top.

by justglefke

45 Comments

  5. ZanyChonk

    that would be an absolute deal breaker for me

  6. gonzagylot00

    All going to the same place anyway, i guess.

  8. be1izabeth0908

    Did he just mash it into his face and hope to catch whatever stuck?

    This proves that there’s someone for everyone; I would rather eat a lightbulb than sit across from/witness whatever actions led to this atrocity 😂

  11. Gimmemylighterback

    Did he also drop food on his shirt? Looks like a stain

  13. renny_g

    I would have sent it back because of that overripe avocado.

  15. cinnamon_toastbrunch

    Its so you won’t keep stealing his french fries..

  17. davesnother3

    Does he bring his own rotten avocado or does the bar supply it?

  18. monkmullen

    Holds his fork overhand, too, doesn’t he?

  21. caryscott1

    I have an elderly cousin that eats similarly. A series of cross cuts, a little toss and he’s set. It’s all going to the same place I suppose.

  23. beamoflaser

    Looks like he dropped some grease on his shirt too

  24. Prickly_ninja

    You should cross post this to /r/mildlyinfuriating

    I find it hard to believe there aren’t snarling noises made, when devouring (or whatever this is) the plate.

  25. potliquorz

    Well, at least you found out before marriage.

  26. whoops-adaizy

    I was so disgusted by the slimy brown avocado that it took me a good minute to find the hair

  27. caseythebuffalo

    That avocado looks like it’s old enough to order drinks at this bar

  28. DoubleChocolateMilk

    I would not want to be seen in public with him, but it looks like whatever he had was good tho 👀 Minus the hair and avocado

  31. No_Operation2911

    “Theres food in my food, I dont want it anymore.”

  36. GTCapone

    Reminds me of a part of Tom Sawyer. He always mixed all his food up, saying that it all ended up in the same place anyway.

  37. donuttrackme

    How the fuck does he eat it this messily? I can’t even imagine.

  38. Gullible_Complex_423

    I had a friend like that — he’d pick his food apart, build castles with his mashed potatoes, etc.  laughed at it but never understood it.

  40. Icy_Forever657

    Is your bf the Tasmanian devil by chance?

  43. PemaleBacon

    My mom does the same thing. She is a very picky eater

  45. Purifiedx

    Does he finish what’s on his plate or is this after he’s full?

    Could be eating disorder behavior. Picking at food, spreading it around to look like less is left etc.