Wow ok! I made chocolate chip cookies but I forgot to add the butter I melted in the microwave. So I poured the melted butter on the dry cookies which to my suprise tasted like ass

by ILL_Show_Myself_Out

17 Comments

  1. ILL_Show_Myself_Out

    Worried mods might think I’m making “intentionally shitty” food but I assure you this was 100% good faith attempt at making cookies.

  2. big_duo3674

    I thought this was a failed attempt at hamburgers at first

  3. Carnephex

    The last time I saw stuff that looked like that was in a litter box and we had to go to the vet.

  4. i mean.. why didn’t you expect them to taste like ass? look at them.. that’s fresh diarrhoea my friend..

  5. FractalSkittle

    It looks like dehydrated poops…. Oops…

  6. pareidae

    I once did the same thing with an enriched bread dough (it had proofed without butter and I poured the melted butter over before oven). It was bad. I stand with you.

  7. Sonicgott

    God this sub makes me laugh so damn much. 😂

  8. BobbyBrewski

    Maybe you ruined your cookies but at least you wasted a bunch of your butter too.

  9. DAS-SANDWITCH

    How do you not notice missing butter in cookie dough? With just eggs it was probably super dry right?

  10. ratafia4444

    Did you specifically bury the chocolate inside them or did you forget to add it too? 😂

  11. ItsCougho

    Can you share the recipe OP I just want to be sure I never make this