Stones, what’s the point?

by Parisiennerotica_

46 Comments

  1. Leftovertoenails

    Feeling superior. Thats all it is. “Look how I spent all this money on this!” Thats all novelty food is.

  2. HowDidWeGetHereLast

    They are served on stones but the things with the blackberries on them are profiteroles.

  3. theTurkey_Leg

    To suck on. All while dreaming of a salad.

  4. mildlysadcat_

    Is this at that Mugaritz place? They’re known for their “edible stones”, which is essentially potatoes covered in this substance that when you bite into it, it crunches. They actually start off your meal by saying “you’ll probably hate some of the dishes here” lol. They’re a purely performative restaurant that emphasizes gastronomy and conceptual eating or whatever the fuck they call it.

  5. Some chef de cuisine was absolutely fucken wrecked with the homies and was like “Yo, check this out, I bet you fucks 20 that I could get some rich asshole to lick a fucking rock!” and everyone laughed. lol

  6. Ebb_Legitimate

    You should make cookies that looks like rocks and 5% are real rocks ;D

  7. Slack_Jaw_Yokel

    Curious what’s in the giant clam behind them.

  8. cemeterypickle

    What’s the point? Well, because it rocks!

  9. Formal_Adblock

    Lizard people need to see or be near rocks reminds them of there relaxation and home 

  10. TemporaryBitchFace

    I could devour that entire bowl of blackberries and cream cheese on rocks and would still be starving. I’d rather be at home shame eating the entire bag of family size Doritos.

  11. obeliskboi

    the same place that gives out tar on toast

  12. Panda_official2713

    Things with caviar on top of them are obviously not real rocks. I’m sure that they are a foodstuff made to look like rocks. Because food that looks like other things is trendy right now.

  13. DeeplyFlawed

    I thought it was a meal inspired by Shrek.

  14. Excuse me madam, may I interest you in SUCKING ON SOME ROCKS

  15. AlligatorFister

    It’s so that restaurant can charge you an arm and a leg to eat fish pregnancy confetti so you can go home feeling like aquatic royalty

  16. Cn76rlD91QaiT6m6

    Reminds me, I have to put on The Menu now for the umpteenth time as background noise.

  17. Randomfanoftcooal

    So that’s where lunarians got the idea from

  18. MixNo4938

    Ok, this is going to sound crazy, but, and I swear to fuck, I watched and entire episode of The Food Lab about this one. Caviar is super salty and the stones they use are extremely porous and are soaked in a semi-sweet & salty brine prior to being dried and then plated (the only ones brined are the ones with food on it, all are cleaned though) it does add a unique flavor and the roughness of the stone just ever so slightly dries your tongue as you lick it and makes the surface area of your tongue higher to taste more of the caviar and creme combo. IT IS EXTREMELY PRETENTIOUS. But technically its really SMART, just by conventional standards its “dumb”. I would say it doesn’t fit this subreddit just bc I seen that episode, otherwise, if I didn’t I would absolutely say stupidfood.

  19. fuschiafawn

    caviar changes flavor when eaten off a metal spoon. traditionally a bone spoon is used to circumvent this, but this restaurant looks like they are preserving the flavor by having you eat the caviar off a stone instead to avoid that metallic taste spoons give. kind of silly looking, but there’s a purpose and it’s a novel idea.

  20. derNikoDem

    Once I was at a wedding and they served cheese covered in chocolate. The chocolate cover had this grayish colour and made the snack look like stones, pretty much like in the picture.

  21. See, one eats 3-4 of these stones after eating too many bones. Then the stones help break down bits of bone in their stomach. Once the bones are broken down and safely digestible, then you regurgitate the stones back out for next time…
    It’s the Stones & Bones diet, all the most beautiful famous people are doing it. s/

  22. Dave-James

    To piss off the r/wewantplates people by serving them from a plate/bowl/dish

  23. wizzard419

    El Buli had those, but would not identify which was which in the bowl (no caviar topping) and served with dried shrimp as almost a bar snack. They warned that there were real stones in there.

    Mostly just theatrics as the clay doesn’t add anything in most preps.

  24. ILikeBen10Alot

    You guys just hate whimsey. Food dressed up to look like rocks is fun. There doesn’t need to be a purpose for it. 

  25. leisuretyme

    We’re all going to be eating stone soup very very soon

  26. Scamming pretentious rich people out of their money

  27. I thought this was on r/Stonerfood for a second, lol 😆